Dear Comrades!

If you think the events of the January 6th “insurrection” at the U.S. Capitol will never be faithfully described in an award-winning movie, you are mistaken. Such a fact-based movie had been made and released to critical acclaim last year, before the above events even occurred. It is titled “Dear Comrades!” and I watched it last night online. And so can you…
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Comrades! Fact Cheka wear is here!

Wear the spiffy red shirt to remind people that you’re a Party™ member and that you too are watching. Relish the fear you instill in others just by wearing this t-shirt.

Denounced? No problem! The t-shirt also comes in GULAG grey and is made of durable fabric guaranteed to last as long as your prison sentence.
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Dating a dictator can be a scary and dangerous endeavor. But it also offers an opportunity to meet the authoritarian oppressor of your dreams, provided that the proper precautions are taken. Whether you are a young starry-eyed Utopian or have been around the eastern bloc for a while, everyone can benefit from these tips and guidelines for safe dictator-dating procedures…

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Mackey was conspiring to disseminate misinformation, my fellow travelers – everyone knows you have to vote repeatedly by mail or send in boxes of printed, unfolded voting forms after midnight to have a righteous election! I don’t think this worthless prole even suggested connecting voting machines to the internet for manipulating tallies, as is properly done now in swing states.
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