"I once played the game for seven hours straight and never once got bored!
It's exceedingly addictive, but in a good way. I think I can use it to help improve the focus of my students, the majority of whom have been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), the plague of our postmodern age."
-- Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
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"My fragile self esteem is not cut out for school or gainful employment. The People's Cube finally helped me find my place in the world."
-- ChairmanMoo |
"The little red cube is excellent teaching tool and such a comfort. In just one match, effects of belonging and conformity are overpowering! Try one hand matches in pocket without looking. Bread lines will never feel so welcome!"
-- Droxana
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"I used to be a looser. Now I win everytime.
Thank you for the new freedom to succeed!"
-- Stoshu |
"I have bought liberated a Cube. I must say, I am satisfied with The People's outcome. I shall use it to re-educate myself and everyone around me to turn them into People."
-- The Skinnee Jay
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"The People's Cube Manual is finally out! I had such a hard time without it. This game makes a lot more sense now!"
-- Commissar Vladimir Ivanov |
"I cannot wait for the Cube alloted to me to arrive. I shall take it on a whirlwind tour of Olympia. Just think, soon Comrade Cube will visit the Washington State Capitol building!....."
6 Glorious Peoples Days Later:
"I received my most wonderful Cube today, and spent HOURS manipulating it while listening to NPR. Already I feel much more progressive! Did you know you can make all sides red even with your eyes closed?
Also, is there an exploding version of The People's Cube I can use as a grenade? Twist a side, count to three and then throw it at a Class Enemy?"
-- Colonel 7.62 |
"I remember how excited I was just a few weeks back when I received my most glorious people's cube. The lack of competition and effort held my attention for at least a good 12-15 seconds.
Now my PEOPLE'S CUBE is strategically placed in my re-education center classroom so my young useful idiots students can marvel at its magnificent design. I am not sure why our Dear Leader did not include the production and redistribution of the PEOPLE'S CUBE as part of the $800,000,000,000.00 economic stimulus package. I can only imagine the millions of people that could play with such a glorious and educational tool while they stand in the unemployment line waiting for their extension of unemployment during Chairman-O's 'Summer of Recovery'."
-- El Presidente' |
"An essential purchase for Collectivists, a People's Cube. I am learning the glorious satisfaction of "winning" through the absence of competition. The total lack of mental challenge is totally exhilarating. I wish I had purchased the Cube long ago.
And what an excellent educational tool for the young, developing Prog of the future. This is a must have."
-- ThePeoplesComrade |
"I got my People's Cube last year and never leave home without it. After a wonderful year with my new best friend, I realized that it's red all over and so no one can feel less equal than others. I am expecting my Nobel Peace Prize for this discovery."
-- Commissar Theocritus |
