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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...we will not see these downtrodden masses anywhere as we sit down to give thanks for our government-issued Soylent Green turkeys.

I'm gonna have me some Chicken Little™ for Thanksgiving. MMMM boy! the memories. Chicken, grown in a vat!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I am thankful that eight long years of oppression, death and destruction are finally coming to an end, and we will finally have the freedom to speak out, and all our rights restored.

I am thankful to be gifted with the wondrous marvel that is Obama, for he will save the entire world from the evil that is Bush.

Attention All Comrades: You will tune in to your local evening newscasts tomorrow night, that you might be filled with guilt and shame from an endless bombardment of heartwrenching profiles of those receiving their Thanksgiving meals in soup kitchens and homeless shelters, innocents who have been crushed by the relentless brutality of the Bush dictatorship. You will be told what you were told last year, that not only are there more of these people than the previous year, but they're looking more and more like you all the time--meaning YOU are next!--so you may as well spit out that pumpkin pie you're enjoying right now!

In the meantime, here's a little pre-holiday guilt to warm you up chill you out. Make sure you check out the video at right.

The New (Rich) Poor

Let us rejoice that under Obama, we will see no more long lines of people forced to choose between groceries and Mercedes-Benzes. Let us rejoice that by this time next year, we will not see these downtrodden masses anywhere as we sit down to give thanks for our government-issued Soylent Green turkeys.
Da. Truly after viewing that I thought to present a Turkey to the new Poor but felt that a lowly Homegrown Garden Variety Turkey would be insufficient. I shall work harder and toil more with the shovel so that next Turkey Day I can purchase a large Butterball Turkey with all the trimmings for their consumption. To be delivered by a Mercedes Van. I am also thinking that the American Voter and the Electoral College have already delivered a Turkey. (I know. Right shoulder shovel, Right face. Forward march.)

 

 

Comrades, I have another confession. I am also a member (soon to be former member) of this detestable Lions Club in my own backwards-thinking, Rethuglican-voting commune-ity. What a sham and sheer arrogance that private individuals, organizations, and churches would think that they could do the charitable work that our government does so much better. I will personally hand out shovels at our next meeting and confiscate all the monies raised through tax-deductable (nay, I say unpatriotic tax avoiding!) donations and I will send it all to the Obama so he can distribute it more equally.

 

 

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Commissar Theocritus wrote: I have tried, Meow, to kill off decent impulses but there are just too many decent people. How will we proceed in goose-step into the Progressive World of Next Tuesday until all decent people are sniveling, angry, scowling, hate-filled Party Members?

Too many decent people Commissar? From where do you come to this conclusion? Clearly we have much work to do together. Lets take a simple example, people can be easily broken down into loyal Party members and those who are not party members. Clearly one can hardly call a non-party prole a "decent people." They are mere cogs in the machine. Conversely, show me a "decent" Party member, and I will show you ThoughtCrime™.

On a similar vein, I need to get something off my chest. Yesterday I turned 371 dog years in age. The question that has bothered me is this. On the one paw, I feel like I have been an abysmal failure for not having sired any shovel bearers for the Party, much less any offspring to pass on my Party privileges and wisdom to. On the other paw, my failure to produce offspring has contributed in the fight to prevent global warming, and all the other ills that oxygen consumers inflict on the planet. Should I be denounced or what?

You should be held up as a shining example for not contributing to Global Warming, then summarily shot for failure to contribute to the continued existence of the Glorious Party. That way you can serve as two examples and cut down on the need for one more. Efficient and conservative Party oriented.
We will now paws to consider the ramifications of all this.

 

 

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Pupovich wrote:Yesterday I turned 371 dog years in age. The question that has bothered me is this. On the one paw, I feel like I have been an abysmal failure for not having sired any shovel bearers for the Party, much less any offspring to pass on my Party privileges and wisdom to. On the other paw, my failure to produce offspring has contributed in the fight to prevent global warming, and all the other ills that oxygen consumers inflict on the planet. Should I be denounced or what?

First, Pupovich, congratulations on your birthday. But second, you ought to be ashamed for your continuing use of the resources of Goddess Gaia. For do you not know that you have less right to the bounty of the earth than does the furbish lousewort? Or the Concho River snail darter? For after all, everyone knows that catfish food is more important than a human being.

Sigh. Pup, do you <i>really</i> want another denunciation? I mean, after so many isn't it sort of like rolling on your back, paws in the air, waiting for your soft underbelly to be scratched? You have sailed through so many of them it's like the Clintonistas practicing how to fool a polygraph, you know. We <i>know</i> you can do a denunciation.

Now as to whether you can survive a night in the same bedroom with our MTE when she's drunk on Virgin's Blood...[/html]

 

 

Binsky Robinoff
Enuf exploitation! Lay off all us turkeys! Where's our workchickmen's comp???

 

 

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:This is an eggselent question Dear Commissar. Just what is he the Chairman?

I Chair the state Party here in the People's Socialist Commonwealth of Virginia where I am close enough to Washington to pull the necessary strings to keep myself rich, fat and happy. I also have a healthy pool of Washington Gubmint apparatchiks in Northern Virginia to manipulate which in turn garners me vast amounts of government resources. These resources translate into favors which ultimately gives me enough power to muscle any and all apparatchiks including the national Party Chairman. I'm a very good Kleptocrat.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Is this perhaps some Frank Sinatra like nickname such as "Chariman of the Board," or what.
I'm a bigger whore than Sinatra.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:After all Dear Commissar, we know where our talents lie, what broad responsibilities we have For the Common Good™, but this Chairman?

My responsibility is making sure everyone else does my responsibilities for me while I delegate responsibility to other people in an effort to make myself look important and powerful.

I also make sure that no one -- and I mean NO ONE -- is capable of doing my responsibilities to the fullest so that my responsibility will always be my responsibility alone to pass onto those who I deem fit to carry out my responsibilites. I of course take the credit if and when they do a good job and then demote them for some fabricated failure so that I won't have to worry about them rising in the ranks too quickly. I value my job security.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Why. he still clings hopelessly to the MTE, a mere figurehead. Why, the MTE falls far below Nancy even in the order of Succession. Even Robert Byrd is above the former Empress.

I cling to anyone with money and power. Hillary had money and power. Hillary doesn't have money or power anymore -- she doesn't even control the Party anymore. If you read her latest Purge thread you would see just what I think of Hillary now that she is a lowly cabinet member. I'm sure I'll crawl back to her if and when the Messiah falls from grace -- I did mention I was a whore, didn't I?

 

 

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As usual, you are almost on top of it Premier. I do clear out my cookies, however, as a more equal would do, I have trusted cookies marked so they are not cleared with the rubbish.

You do trust the Party's cookies da?

 

 

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I am thankful this year because I have recieve the Turkey.
Even though I have work hard for party and tracked down gay
terrorist trying to infiltrate collective I was denied transfer to
choice assignment KG3 by Commander BigFurHat . I was given
the country of Turkey to begin Progressive Party recruitment
and enact plan to undermine any attempt to build western style
government.
Comrad Pavel you can have my shovel because my retirement to gulag
has been postpone indefinite.
Comrade Theo you must bring slut-puppy comrade Bruno for visit. He
will be great entertainment for men waiting for massage at bathhouse.
I am going now to have my FSB Thought Criminal Mind Read machine
reprogrammed to translate Turkish language.
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On this great Thanksgiving Day, remember to reacquaint yourself with Dr. Palimpsest's Vanishing Sustenance theory. While eating and giving thanks to the Government, we must remember to practice moderation so as not to starve the less fortunate children who are living beyond the benevolent reach of our State.

 

 


 
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