[floatleft-nb]I have been selflessly orbiting Earth
since 1957, breaking space endurance
records, proving Soviet Space Program
is more advanced than Amerikanski
Program. Man on the moon, ptooey!
Amerikanski not returned to moon
since 1972, and I am still up here!

But I would like to come back to Earth
and help Amerikanski workers and
farmers defeat capitalist oppressors
and live happily like Soviet workers
and farmers. They could use help
from Hero Dog of Soviet Union,
Friend of People, no?

Laika (Controlling your tinfoil hats
since 1957)
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'Twas the Night Before Miraj

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Gather round Young Pioneers and Little Jihadis and let Aunt Laika tell you a poem."
 
Now in the decadent West, they have a myth about Santa Claus and Reindeer that can fly. We all know that is not true and even if it was true, Santa Claus would be an enemy of the state because he keeps elves as slaves and beats the Reindeer with whips. The ACLU and PETA would have sued him and his fat, jolly butt would be in the slammer.

Now in the progressive Islamic Republics, especially Iran, there is The Prophet and Bourak. Bourak is half man and half flying horse and the Prophet flies on his back to the farthest mosque (Jerusalem), heaven and hell, and the houses of misery and happiness. This is done on the night as what is known on the infidel calendar as August 22, and true believers call this the Miraj.

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This year, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has promised not only to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth, but also to "Light up the night sky over Jerusalem" during Miraj on August 22. Mike Wallace said in his "60 Minutes" interview that Mahmoud is a very intelligent and nice man, so everything Mahmoud said is true unlike that goofy Santa Claus myth.

Once this is done, the 12th Imam, who has been living in seclusion since the 11th Century will return, bringing about the final Apocalypse. Isn't that nice?Now you can see, children, that while Israel's claim to its territory is based on myth and fairy tales of the Old Testament, Islam's claim to the same territory is based on strict historical facts and scientific analysis.So, now let me tell you about Miraj. You might think it was stolen from another poem, but this is the real one, the other one was stolen.

'Twas the Night Before Miraj


'Twas the night before Miraj, when all through dhimmiland
Not a camel was stirring, nor flea in the sand.
The infidels were hung by the over-pass with care,
In hopes that Twelver soon would be there.

The children were bomb-wired all snug in their beds,
While visions of martyrdom danced in their heads.
And mamma in her burqa, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long summer's nap.

When out on the dirt there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the tent to see what was the matter.
Away with my AK I flew like a rip,
Tore open the gunny and threw in a clip.

With my finger on the trigger, I almost let loose a round
When a flying Bourak then landed on the ground.
Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the Twelver himself, and the Prophet, right here!

With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, so wily and slick,
I knew in a moment it wasn't a Jew trick.
More rapid than katushas his rockets they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, hijacked a plane!

"Now Hamas! now, Hezbollah! now, Ba'athist and Sunni!
On, Shia! On, PLO! we're all freaking loony!
To the Zionist state! to the Wailing Wall!
Now kill the Jews, kill the Jews, kill the Jews all!"

As palm leaves that before the wild sand storm fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to Aqsa Mosque the coursers they flew,
With a Bourak full of nukes, and the Twelfth Imam too!
And then, in a moment, I heard on the mosque's roof
The prancing and pawing of each giant hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the minaret The Prophet came with a bound.

He was dressed all in rags, from his head to his shoes,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes from Jews.
A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a jihadi, just back from Iraq!

His eyes-how they burned! his grimace how scary!
He laughed like a Stooge, the one they call Larry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a gate,
And the beard of his chin was as oily as Kuwait.

The stump of a Jew he held tight in his teeth,
And the blood it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a mean face and was more than smelly,
And Al Jazeera showed his image on everyone's telly!

He had flies like a dump, a right nasty old elf,
And I wept when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know all the Jews were all dead
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And nuked all of Israel, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the minaret he rose!

He sprang to his Bourak, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a nuclear missile.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he flew out of sight,
"Happy Miraj to all, and to all a good-night!" 

 

 

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Now children, what would you like Bourak to bring you for Miraj?
He's been making a list of believers and infidels.
Believers get IEDs, AK-47s, RPGs, and Katushas.
Infidels don't get coal in the stockings, like that silly Santa myth; they get their heads hacked off with a dull knife while other true believers hold them down on the floor....it's OK, ask Michael Berg, it's George Bush's fault anyhow if they do...so have you been true believers?

Laika

 

 

I heart Laika.

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I heart you too, with all my liver.....shhhh.....Comrade Laika just received an extra ration of vodka from Propaganda Ministry. They like poem.

L.

 

 

Michael Moore will personally use his butter knife to help the Progressive Socialist World Party hack off unbelievers' heads.  

Hi Laika! I'm new to the party, but proud to be here.

Hello and we are as proud as Potemkin to have you join party.
Become regular contributor and get extra vodka ration card too!

 

 


 

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Not a camel was stirring

What? No camel molestation? I am disappointed in them. They get perfectly good camels, and what do they do? They use them to carry luggage! Why not let all 5 of your wives carry the luggage, while you sleep in your Harem with the camel?

Camel was not stirring because of date rape drug.

L.

 

 

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Only two more days to get your Miraj shopping done........

 

 


 

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Our Friends at the Dick List is helping celebrate Miraj too!

https://dicklist.blogspot.com/

 

 

Actually, in Iran Shabe-Yalda is celebrated. The celebration of Yalda, which predates Islam, originated in the Zoroastrian faith. The name of Yalda refers to the rebirth of the sun, a celebration where people gather at home all night to tell stories and eat pomegranates, while bonfires are lit outside. It is celebrated around Christmas.

“Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.” -John Stuart Mill

 

 

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Alva Goldbook wrote:Actually, in Iran Shabe-Yalda is celebrated. The celebration of Yalda, which predates Islam, originated in the Zoroastrian faith. The name of Yalda refers to the rebirth of the sun, a celebration where people gather at home all night to tell stories and eat pomegranates, while bonfires are lit outside. It is celebrated around Christmas.

“Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.” -John Stuart Mill
Welcome to Karl Marx Treatment Center, comrade! Have you met other patients yet? I hope you'll feel quite at home here. We'll tell you what is diverse and what is not.

"100% of Democratic Socialists agree... there can be no disagreeing!" - Laika The Space Dog

-- Red Square

Dammit Red, she's my troll, I caught her, let me play with her!
Can we keep her though? I haven't had a troll to play with since Kommodo Drag Queen trolled in the Great Patriotic Google War for the Motherland.....please.....pretty please?

Laika

 

 

thank you for the warm welcome you nutty Reich wingers. As for the "Karl Marx Treatment Center" can any of you tell me the difference between say Engles and say...Trotsky or say...Buchunin? Or maybe punch a hole in the Labor Theory of Value? I dunno, just tossing out something for you guys to take a nibble at. I would imagine with a name like "the Karl Marx Treatment Center" you'd have some clue what Marx actually wrote.

"I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators." - Adolf Hitler

Doch, das Anschluss oder Sudatenland..ich vergesse...sind Sie ein Osterreicher gleich Adolph?

Here's some more Karl Marx for you. I bet you fall into the 2/3 category:

Almost two-thirds think Karl Marx's dogma, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" either was, or may have been, included in the Constitution.

Question:  Does the Constitution include the following statement about the proper role of government: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"?  
Answer: Yes:  35%
 No: 31%
 Don't Know: 34%


For additional information, check: https://www.law.columbia.edu/news/surveys

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...PLANET     RED PLANET     RED PLANET     RED PLANET     RED PLANET     RED...

Actually yes, most of the people that visit this site do know the difference between Engles and Trotsky. Now "Buchunin", I must say, is a name I'm not familiar with. Were you trying to spell Buchanan? I would truly like to know as I'm interested in all things having to do with dialectic thought and the revolution. I'm particularly interested in the Romantic school, such as Rousseau and Kant, whose ideas were such a wonderful reaction and denouement of the Enlightenment and the political ideas the Enlightenment fostered. As an avid student of revolutionary thought I've always savored Rousseau's idea's of the State as the embodiment of "the General Will." His ideas on individual freedom and the compromises each individual must make to realize the General Will are music to an old Bolshevik's ears. I quote: when an individual's will runs counter to the General Will (as embodied by the State) "This means nothing less than that he will be forced to be free." I love that quote. It's one of my favorites. Thank you, Mr Goldbook sir, for honoring us with your presence and for bringing back fond memories and tears to an old man's eyes.

Unfortunately Alva, understanding isn't the same thing as agreeing with, so you must make allowances for the obtuseness of others. A toast to "The Day" when we return to a simpler time when the State will be the embodiment of The General Will and we can all get together again around the piano and sing the old songs! Oh, and be part of the State secret police. I miss those days.

Comrade Otis

 

 

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Bourak: code for helicopter.
Farthest mosque: code for Romanian oil rig.

Kenneth has the frequency. Romania was warned.

https://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meas ... omania.ap/


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Alva Goldbook wrote:thank you for the warm welcome you nutty Reich wingers. As for the "Karl Marx Treatment Center" can any of you tell me the difference between say Engles and say...Trotsky or say...Buchunin? Or maybe punch a hole in the Labor Theory of Value? I dunno, just tossing out something for you guys to take a nibble at. I would imagine with a name like "the Karl Marx Treatment Center" you'd have some clue what Marx actually wrote.

"I have in the course of my political struggle won much love from my people, but when I crossed the former frontier there met me such a stream of love as I have never experienced. Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators." - Adolf Hitler

Doch, das Anschluss oder Sudatenland..ich vergesse...sind Sie ein Osterreicher gleich Adolph?

Here's some more Karl Marx for you. I bet you fall into the 2/3 category:

Almost two-thirds think Karl Marx's dogma, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" either was, or may have been, included in the Constitution.

Question:  Does the Constitution include the following statement about the proper role of government: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"?  
Answer: Yes:  35%
 No: 31%
 Don't Know: 34%


For additional information, check: https://www.law.columbia.edu/news/surveys

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It's been 10 years since I've taken Deutsch. Ich kann nicht verstanden it anymore.

You are correct that the phrase "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" indeed does not appear in the US Constitution. The phrase originally appeared in Marx's Critique of the Gotha Program, first published as I recall in the mid 1870's. However, Marx didn't pull this out of his bum. Marx pulled the quote directly out of THE BIBLE.

Acts 2:41-2:47 states:

“Those who accepted his message were baptized, and about three thousand persons were added that day. They devoted themselves to the teaching of the apostles and to the COMMUNAL life, to the breaking of the bread and to the prayers. Awe came upon everyone, and many wonders and signs were done through the apostles. All who believed were together and had all things in COMMON; they would sell their property and possessions and divide them among all ACCORDING TO EACH ONE’S NEED. Every day they devoted themselves to meeting together in the temple area and to breaking bread in their homes. They ate their meals with exultation and sincerity of heart, praising God and enjoying favor with all the people. And every day the Lord added to their number those who were being saved.”

Don't believe me?
https://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/acts/acts2.htm#v44

 

 

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Ganz toll Troll! Du Kommst zuruck schnook!

(translated: Mr. Troll, with joyous hearts, we wecome you back)*

Here's some of my favorite Bible Quotes!

http://home.earthlink.net/~owl233/biblequotes.htm

*sorry for the missing umlauts.

 

 

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More Bible fun!

I think Marx missed these capitalistic diatribes.

The apostle Paul wrote in a letter to Christians:

“Brothers and sisters, keep away from Christians who are lazy. Such people do not live in the way that we taught you. We tell you to do this by the authority that the Lord Jesus Christ gives to us. You yourselves know very well that you should live as we did. We were not lazy when we were with you. We did not depend on any of you for our food without paying for it. No, we worked hard night and day. We earned what we needed. So we did not have to charge you anything at all. We did this, not because we do not have the right to expect such help. But we did it so as to be an example of how you should live. Because when we were with you, we gave you this rule: Whoever refuses to work should not eat.

We say this because we hear that some among you are lazy. They talk about other people but do no work themselves. By the authority that we have in the Lord Jesus Christ, we urge them to work quietly. They must earn the money to buy their own food. But you, brothers and sisters, must never tire of doing good things.”

2 Thessalonians 3:6-13

The apostle Paul also wrote:

“If you were a thief, you must stop stealing things. You should work and do something useful with your hands. Then you will earn something that you can share with other people. They may need your help.”

Ephesians 4:28

 

 

Laika the Space Dog wrote:More Bible fun!

I think Marx missed these capitalistic diatribes.

The apostle Paul wrote in a letter to Christians:

“Brothers and sisters, keep away from Christians who are lazy. Such people do not live in the way that we taught you. We tell you to do this by the authority that the Lord Jesus Christ gives to us. You yourselves know very well that you should live as we did. We were not lazy when we were with you. We did not depend on any of you for our food without paying for it. No, we worked hard night and day. We earned what we needed. So we did not have to charge you anything at all. We did this, not because we do not have the right to expect such help. But we did it so as to be an example of how you should live. Because when we were with you, we gave you this rule: Whoever refuses to work should not eat.

We say this because we hear that some among you are lazy. They talk about other people but do no work themselves. By the authority that we have in the Lord Jesus Christ, we urge them to work quietly. They must earn the money to buy their own food. But you, brothers and sisters, must never tire of doing good things.”

2 Thessalonians 3:6-13

The apostle Paul also wrote:

“If you were a thief, you must stop stealing things. You should work and do something useful with your hands. Then you will earn something that you can share with other people. They may need your help.”

Ephesians 4:28

Monsieur Space Dog,
Much of the Gospel is indeed a socialist diatribe. From the Acts quote, to Matthew 25:31-25:46, to the Sermon on the Mount, all of it reeks of socialism. What I find puzzling is how you see these passages from Thessalonians and Ephesians reinforce the ideas of capitalism. It is as if capitalism was the only economic theory ever developed that discouraged sloth and laziness. In fact, among the varied views among those in The First Internationale, as well as in what would later develop into Bolshevism, various philosophers had their own antidotes.

For instance, Leon Trotsky said in a famous quote, “man is a lazy animal. He must be forced to work.” Ergo, Trotsky’s own reaffirmation of central planning dictated out in an authoritarian manner.

On the other side of the spectrum we have Mikhail Bakunin who wrote in 1866 in his Revolutionary Catechism:

“Labor being the sole source of wealth, everyone is free to die of hunger, or to live in the deserts or the forests among savage beasts, but whoever wants to live in society must earn his living by his own labor, or be treated as a parasite who is living on the labor of others.”

It would help you Comrade Laika Space Dog not to confuse labor with property, or further, to confuse productivity with the allocation methods for goods and services. Remember Comrade, you are the sole owner of your labor, but as Comrade Proudhon stated in 1840, “Property is theft!”

 

 

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Yes, yes!

Silly Amerikanskis labor and buy property owning homes with money earned from labor! Ptooey! We all know both should belong to the State! I see why you are so puzzled! I apologize, very humbly and I confess my crime, like Zinoviev & Kamenev. Why should people work for money and buy property when the state should steal....er I mean expropriate both?
I stand corrected Comrade Troll, you are a genius among socialist thought. All earned wealth through the sweat of one's brow should be redistributed according to other's needs and that includes housing. It worked so well in former Soviet Union, but with thinking like yours we shall return to the glory days of the Parisian Communard, Lenin and Stalin!

Laika

 

 

Alva Goldbook wrote:
Alva Goldbook wrote:"



For additional information, check: https://www.law.columbia.edu/news/surveys

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It's been 10 years since I've taken Deutsch. Ich kann nicht verstanden it anymore.

You are correct that the phrase "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" indeed does not appear in the US Constitution. The phrase originally appeared in Marx's Critique of the Gotha Program, first published as I recall in the mid 1870's. However, Marx didn't pull this out of his bum. Marx pulled the quote directly out of THE BIBLE.

Acts 2:41-2:47 states:

“Those who accepted his message were baptized, and about three thousand persons were added that day. They devoted themselves to the teaching of the apostles and to the COMMUNAL life, to the breaking of the bread and to the prayers. Awe came upon everyone, and many wonders and signs were done through the apostles. All who believed were together and had all things in COMMON; they would sell their property and possessions and divide them among all ACCORDING TO EACH ONE’S NEED. Every day they devoted themselves to meeting together in the temple area and to breaking bread in their homes. They ate their meals with exultation and sincerity of heart, praising God and enjoying favor with all the people. And every day the Lord added to their number those who were being saved.”

Don't believe me?
https://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/acts/acts2.htm#v44

Sorry to post in response to Mr. Goldbook's old post while he is away, but he caught my attention. Again, he shows he is a stooge planted in our midst by Karl Rove and the evil BusHitler. How could he dare discuss the glorious nature of socialism and *gasp* CHRISTIANITY? I hope our comrades at the ACLU will take steps to prevent these Christian messages from spreading. Has Mr. Goldbook overlooked that Marx wrote that religion is the opium of the masses, that faith in religion is a way the capitalists exploit the working class? The world's progressive and socialist countries have all been officially atheist, such as China, the USSR, and the like. Religious people say that "God helps those that helps themselves." They do not say "God helps those that sit on their asses collecting government handouts."

 

 

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Premier Betty wrote:
Not a camel was stirring

What? No camel molestation? I am disappointed in them. They get perfectly good camels, and what do they do? They use them to carry luggage! Why not let all 5 of your wives carry the luggage, while you sleep in your Harem with the camel?

Camel was not stirring because of date rape drug.

L.
SUPPLIED BY SMERSH. HEAD of KGB.sec.9

 

 

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Laika must spawn with "Carlos The Jackal" (again). We need more dogs in space.

 

 

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Camel was not stirring because of date rape drug. WHAT ABOUT GOATS AND SHEEP??? GOT THEM COVERED ALSO .IT'S MUHAMMED'S PAST TIME IN PEDOPHELIA WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER. SO POLIT-B. WILL SOON HAVE TO SAY "FUCK YOU TO YOU MUSLIM CORNHOLERS" TO BE WITH US HAS IT'S BOUNDRIES.
SMERSH HEAD of KGB sec.9.

 

 

Glasses up to Laika comrades! let the vodka flow!
I hope i have been a good boy this year!
So that maybe Bourak will leave me something nice for Miraj.
And i do not get my head chopped off! please Bourak!
I have been a good boy this year! i promise.
Yoni from horsesring.com

 

 


 
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