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The Purge of the Crazy Sex Poodle and The Breck Girl

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Comrades!

It is with gleeful joy because this narrows the field in 2012 when I challenge the inept Obama profound proactive sorrow that we must PURGE Albert Gore, Jr. and John Edwards from The Party™.
This has become a necessity since their behavior has set back our socialist agenda of controlling the economy effort to raise awareness of global warming and respect for neutering every man women's equal rights!
The Party™ cannot and will not tolerate such disrespect for all women! By thinking selfishly with their Party Organs™ and not following Party Instructions™ these two Enemies of The People™ have left the Party open to accusations of ridicule and derision, something that has never happened before and hopefully after the Purge hereafter.
As Secretary of State, my overlords friends in Beijing have become alarmed at the actions of Party members Gore and Edwards and demand immediate satisfaction. Party justice cannot move swiftly enough for these two Chauvinist Running Poodle Dogs!

The first one in the docket will be Albert Gore, Jr.
I present evidence obtained by the People's Court as shown on State Run TV in the Glorious People's Republic of China:
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I think we can all agree that the Party worked long and hard to sell the idea of AGW to the unwashed and unthinking masses. Scientists were bribed and coerced to cook the books and disgrace themselves and their professions. There was a fortune to be made selling carbon vouchers and the wealth of nations that would have been redistributed.

And that...that...sex crazed poodle went and blew it all. He just threw it all away because he couldn't sit alone in his room jacking off like any other high Party official.

And it's one thing to try and rape a prole but to leave DNA evidence behind? And then don't even have the decency to pay her off to keep quiet or hire goons to intimidate her?

As you can see, words fail me. The man is an idiot and not even a useful one anymore.

 

 

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:As you can see, words fail me. The man is an idiot and not even a useful one anymore.

Ruined! He has ruined The Party apparatus. Every good Commissar knows that must have full control of their Party Organ. The same can be said of Edwards. I guess the Party Organ will never be the same with Helen Thomas gone. She always maintained the Party Organ as a stiff, hard tool to be used at our pleasure. With Meow gone and our donations down, we're still lucky to have ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, Media Matters...etc, etc..The Black Panthers, the ACLU, AFSME, SEIU....umm am I forgetting anybody?....still in our back pocket! This is going to take funding.

It is my understanding the criminal reactionary Gore has fled to London.

Listen Albert!
Just as Trotsky ran to Mexico, running to the UK is hopeless too! We have many agents there and The Party™ will find you.

If only Obama knew about this....this treachery.
Words fail me too.

 

 

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Comrades!

Maybe rehabilitation is what we need!

This Molly Hagerty person, maybe she should become Party Scapegoat™
There was no DNA on the pants.
If the pants ain't stained we must refrain!

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Ruined! He has ruined The Party apparatus. Every good Commissar knows that must have full control of their Party Organ.

Unless, like myself, they have elected to become a Party Organ Donor. (Sometimes I miss Little Nikita...)

 

 

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The Breck Girl has been fully rehabilitated. He is now the grieving estranged widower of the bravest, most heroic wife with the exceptions of Hillary and Moochelle. Weep Comrades! weep! He is a victim. Grieve for the survivor.
The Party™ orders it.
In other news, the Humpty Dumpty roof has collapsed in Mimeapolis, Mimeasota, once again proving AGW is for real and Crazed Sex Poodle is correct.

This purge is now cancelled and full Party™ honors are restored to John Edwards and Albert Gore, Jr.

 

 


 
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