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"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... I don't know about you, but it gives me goose bumps and a warm fuzzy feeling that my cold-blooded reptillian hypothalamus really enjoys, like a snake sunning itself on a warm, flat rock."

Hillary Clinton,
People's Commissar

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Comrades, Workers, Unwashed Democrats, Lawyers, Peasants, and the Intelligentsia!

Listen Up!

After observing the unqualified success of groups with acronyms like ACORN, CAIR, yada yada, blah, blah....etc....you get the picture, I have today decided to launch my 2008 Presidential Bid with my very own group focused, elitist, acronymed named campaign group, WHORE.

Whom may you ask is WHORE?

WHORE is:

We're Hillary's Official Revolutionary Electorate!

I am asking you to become a WHORE for me today and together we'll WHORE all the way to the White House in 2008!

So, who's with me? Are you a WHORE or not?

Become a WHORE today!

 

 

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Will me becoming a WHORE involve rectal pain? I'm not that kind of Premier....

No, you'll undergo a full frontal lobotomy first, (that is if you already haven't had the mandatory, party approved one already) so no pain will be necessary.

H.

 

 

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I'm ready to WHORE MORE all day all night for Her Excellency, give me a place, a corner a donor and I am THERE. Give me a account number, I'll give you the silky smooth soft ca$h, want me to dig up dirt on the competition? No problem, got it covered, fabrication is cheap and only requires  word pad (just ask Dan and Mapes). Just give me a fancy medal, a lapel pin, some K-Y jelly and I will WHORE my way all the way to those yummy corporate useful idiots. I make CREEP look like a fairy tale, oh, and I AM that kind of Chairman. Whatever it takes to claw my way to a nicer office with a few perks and some WHORES of my own...

 

 

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If not you, who? If not now, when? If not here, where? If not WHORE, what?
We're all WHORES now!

All WHORES must be required to prominently display color-coded ribbons on their lapels, bicycles, or on their energy efficient hybrid vehicles. What color would that be?

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Oh Your Excellency, if we WHORE really hard, I mean WHORE super duper hard, can we have a purge?? Oh pretty pretty please, a purge a purge!! So many idiots have failed and have turned their backs on the Party and most importantly, YOU!! Oh we suffer, we toil in hopes of watching someones insignificant little existence be erased... forevvveeerrr!

 

 

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Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Oh Your Excellency, if we WHORE really hard, I mean WHORE super duper hard, can we have a purge?? Oh pretty pretty please, a purge a purge!! So many idiots have failed and have turned their backs on the Party and most importantly, YOU!! Oh we suffer, we toil in hopes of watching someones insignificant little existence be erased... forevvveeerrr!

I agree we need to PURGE someone early and often to set the tone, eh Chairman?

I get to W.H.O.R.E. the dead vote, k Hil?

 

 

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Red Square wrote:What color would that be?

RED

Or... teal blue. With teal buttons.

At great risk of becoming a parody of herself Hillary created this Hill-arious (ha, ha) funny video for her New York Legislative Correspondents' Association dinner in Albany on May 6, 2006.

In this exclusive video, one of the funniest and most highly acclaimed and praised throughout the world earning awards for her beauty, grace, poise and natural acting abilities that have earned her love by the poor working peoples as she spends all of her waking hours struggling to better the lives of all working classes better than any other person ever, she has to stand in for her stolen wax dummy at the wax dummy museum. Her wax image is so valuable that a shadowy conspiracy has taken it from it's sacred spot amongst the other greats of history - and then cleverly used this finely crafted wax image to raise campaign cash for the Party! - with enormous success! Reminds me of the cardboard cutout of, uh, what's-his-name. What was his name?

Prepare to roll around the floor laughing.

This - from her taxpayer funded Senatorial fact-filled Senate website o' fun (hi-bandwidth, QuickTime required):

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CLICK ME NOW! I'm a WHORE!

Who says the Left is at risk of becoming a parody of itself? Not with Hillary around!

And, just for Chairman Meow S. Pun:

Medium:

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And, super-duper Most Highly Praised Working Class bandwidth:
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I just love my botox treatments, without them I never would have been able to do this classic film noir remake of a remake. It's a shame Vincent Price isn't still alive, we could have worked well together on this project. Did you see the Vince Foster wax dummy?

https://www.horrortalk.com/reviews/Hous ... eOfWax.htm

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Dammit, I dont have this "hi-bandwidth" sorcery! Ugh, didnt the Party promise us all High speed connections when they steal the election...


Thank you, comrade Otis, for looking out for the technically impaired!

 

 

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Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Thank you, comrade Otis, for looking out for the technically impaired!

My pleasure. I'm here to help.

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
Karl Marx Treatment Center

"Our friendly staff is standing by for you!"

 

 

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I will gladly be a WHORE for the Glorious Leader of our People's Revolution! Comrade Hillary, I stand ready with a full bottle of vodka and many full magazines for my trusty Tokarev to serve you in your glorious ascent to you rightful place as leader of the USSA!

 

 

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Thank you Comrades!

I am also starting a non-profit, non-partisan, social welfare organization dedicated to getting me elected and implementing my communistic agenda.

BITCH.org

What does BITCH.org stand for?

Best Interest To Choose Hillary!

So let us BITCH about healthcare!
So let us BITCH about "It Takes A Village"!
So let us BITCH about raising the minimum wage!
So let us BITCH about Social Security!
So let us BITCH about the failed war on terrorism!

For those of you that have become a WHORE, I want you to BITCH too!
Together we can BITCH and WHORE and make this country great again!

 

 

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Happy days are here again! I'm going to go out right now, walk next door and BITCH at my KKKonservative neighbors (the ones I didnt denounce yet), then I am going to WHORE them!

 

 

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Your Excellency!

I have just received a signal from the Can't Understand Normal Thinking Society endorsing your candidacy in 2008! As we all know, normal thinking only produces normal thought and this ultra-feminist group believes that only above normal thinking, like the kind that Hillary produces, can lead us out of the current Bush induced malaise, and on to the shining path of True Socialism!
Bravo, Your Excellency, on your first official endorsement!

Laika

 

 

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I thought all the new movements above should have their own websites, so I attempted to register their respective domain names. But the bourgeois agents must have been their first. WHORE.org and BITCH.org were already taken!

As for the "Can't Understand Normal Thinking Society" domain name, here's a screenshot of the result of my search. While most of the options below are topical and appropriate, I'd rather leave it to Hillary to pick the most suitable one.

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Wow, impressive lineup of domain names for Her Excellencies campaign, I am sure she is drooling over all these tasteful choices.

Comrade Laika, my offices have recieved an urgent message from the Ladies Educating Socialist Beliefs On Students and the Democrats In Leftist Demagoguery Organization, they too plan to endorse Her Excellency in the 08' coronation. They are also very intimately familiar with the "Can't Understand Normal Thinking Society" and wish to thrust their combined staff into the W.H.O.R.E's effort of educating the general public to accept the B.I.T.C.H campaign.

REMINDER: The Party will be holding the 1st ever WHOREs & Smores Fundraiser. Come out this Saturday night to beautiful Ft. Marcy Park as we gather in celebration to the lifetime of public service Her Excellency has given to us. Meet other WHOREs as the chocolate,marshmellow graham cracker goody "smores" are served, all in front of a live nudist protest and an open book burning fire! Bring grandpa! Bring grandma! bring your hot sister! hell, bring the whole family for this wholesome progressive event! But more importantly... bring all your filthy sweaty stinking ca$h, or else... See ya there!!! :-)

 

 

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By Red Square
10/13/2006, 7:18 pm

I thought all the new movements above should have their own websites, so I attempted to register their respective domain names.

Red, darling!
Is there a domain problem? Well. who is the most eminent? ME, that's who! Just get on the horn and call David Souter. He understands these domain things and knows how eminent I am, so he'll be glad to fix it or else he'll be the guest of honor at the WHOREs and Smores Fundraiser at Ft Marcy Park.
Red, I've also been talking to $oro$ and he advised that in order to be more progressive, we should have an "ON" attached after all our acronyms......
Example: WhoreON.org, BitchON.org, etc....
I'm also launching a new progessive non-profit, non-partisan, non-nonsense group today to compliment the other two....Hillary's Ardent Radical Democrats, so see if HardON.org has been taken, and if so, again , call Souter.

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REMINDER: The Party will be holding the 1st ever WHOREs & Smores Fundraiser. Come out this Saturday night to beautiful Ft. Marcy Park as we gather in celebration to the lifetime of public service Her Excellency has given to us. Meet other WHOREs as the chocolate,marshmellow graham cracker goody "smores" are served, all in front of a live nudist protest and an open book burning fire! Bring grandpa! Bring grandma! bring your hot sister! hell, bring the whole family for this wholesome progressive event! But more importantly... bring all your filthy sweaty stinking ca$h, or else... See ya there!!! :-)

Please, in the name of Marx AND Lenin... Please get some Girls Gone Wild nudists and not those hairy armpited sea hags from Boobs Not Bombs. I mean, I'm all for progress but there's not enough vodka in the state of NY to make seeing those "ladies" bearable.

 

 

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Commissar M wrote:
REMINDER: The Party will be holding the 1st ever WHOREs & Smores Fundraiser. Come out this Saturday night to beautiful Ft. Marcy Park as we gather in celebration to the lifetime of public service Her Excellency has given to us. Meet other WHOREs as the chocolate,marshmellow graham cracker goody "smores" are served, all in front of a live nudist protest and an open book burning fire! Bring grandpa! Bring grandma! bring your hot sister! hell, bring the whole family for this wholesome progressive event! But more importantly... bring all your filthy sweaty stinking ca$h, or else... See ya there!!! :-)

Please, in the name of Marx AND Lenin... Please get some Girls Gone Wild nudists and not those hairy armpited sea hags from Boobs Not Bombs. I mean, I'm all for progress but there's not enough vodka in the state of NY to make seeing those "ladies" bearable.

Something wrong with pure, proletarien, and sturdy stock, comrade? I have my eyes on you....

...and I still got my eyes on that one with the blue tammy and army boots. Why hasn't anybody got her number for me yet?

H.

 

 

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Commissar M, I am detecting a vibe of intolerance,sexism and all the other ism's we use to chastise someone. Beggars cannot be choosers, you forget you are a Demokrat! Boobs not bombs is all men of our ilk can get in such times. We do not have prospects, work ethic, morals and dare I say this "personal resposibility" those fascist are always talking about. Be thankful for what the Party offers, because the Party can taketh and giveth away to a more depraved and humbled comrade.

Now Commissar M, make nice and apologize to all those attractive Party faithful before Private Pravda pulls out his little red phone and makes a collect call to the proper authorities.

 

 

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[html]Hey, would you look at this! The Party just issued me a new PYa. Yarygin PYa Well, so long good and faithful Tokarev TT. Forward with Progress.... Sorry comrades, what were you saying? ;)
<br>Oh yeah, Good Proletarian Stock... personally, I adore good Proletarian stock. Some examples: Two brave defenders of The Revolution! or perhaps this Comrade Commissar Natalia, taken at last year's Commissar Refresher Course.

Now comrades, I ask you, would you like for me to post a link to a photo of the good Proletarian stock on display at a typical Breast Not Bombs protest? I will gladly do so if you wish but I will have to seek permission from Beloved Leader, Red Square since I am unsure of this glorious board's policy with regards to such highly revolt... uh, revolutionary material.[/html]

 

 

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Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Commissar M, I am detecting a vibe of intolerance,sexism and all the other ism's we use to chastise someone. Beggars cannot be choosers, you forget you are a Demokrat!

True, I AM a Demokrat, comrade Chairman. That means my words and actions are backed by the official Maureen Dowd Absolute Moral Authority© clause. Remember, with such authority, words, phrases and concepts that would ordinarily seem bigoted or ignorant are actually self-mocking empowerment. For example, at most major Ivy League universities, it would be considered intolerant hate speech for wealthy white male students to refer to a gay fellow student as "queer". However, at many of those same universities, a properly Progressive student could attend a course on Queer Literary Perspectives and even discuss said queer literary perspectives with the aformentioned gay student! The same gay student's inevitable straight female friend/ pathetic hanger-on/wanna-be girlfriend could be referred to as his "fag hag"... as long as the people using such a phrase were close friends known to be Progressive. Otherwise, such a term would be hate speech.

Therefore, it is important to remember that when a True Progressive uses a term like "hairy armpited sea hags", it is a term of endearment and empowerment for the disgusting bitches (again, Empowerment Words, comrades!) it was aimed at.

 

 

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Apology accepted Commissar M, apology accepted. You have clearly shown your colors, and have demostrated perfect marks in hypocrisy. My eyes swell with tears of revolutionary joy!

 

 

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Thank you, Comrade Chairman! Hypocrisy in service to The Party and The Revolution is always a worthwhile goal. I am humbled and pleased to know that, in spite of being what our younger comrades would call a n00b on this Glorious People's Forum, my skills as a weasely, B.S. artist hypocrite Communist... uh *AHEM* an open minded Progressive Demokrat are already appreciated by my fellow Party members. Heck, I haven't even gotten to the lecherous, vodka soaked, muderous psycho part yet (after all, they don't let just ANYONE become a commissar).

Ah, I almost forgot that the Commissar Refresher Course is coming up soon. Ah, I so look forward to spending my evenings away from the wife, engaged in penetrating, multi-position, no holes barred dialectic with dear comrade Natalia. I'm sure that Glorious Leader HRC's "husband", WJC, would approve of such stimulating interaction. Service to The Party is indeed glorious!

 

 

honey, ya have to make donald trump stop licking pussy

 

 

honey is mark fabiani really as good as ron klain in bed?

gladly whore for hillary, wont whore for sam brownback.

tom vilsack for presnit,

bye bye

 

 

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fattytummy wrote

honey, ya have to make donald trump stop licking pussy
Hillary or Rosie? I think Rosie got that covered.

 

 

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Let me go on record that I whored for Hillary and will do so again, and again, and again...

But that video.... oh, now that is whoring. Hsu was that fund raiser though?

 

 

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We are ALL WHOREs for Hillary!!  Any who are not will be purged (i.e. their bananas will be "Fostered")!!

Maybe the Party elite, in addition to being WHORES, should be PIMPs (Partymembers In Management Positions).  This way we can approach the WHOREs and state "Where's Hillary's money!?!"

We can then keep the other thongs... sorry, throngs in the WHORE boddice close to Hillary's busom.

As we have seen, there are just so many!

We have "Feminists Ursurping Capitalist Kuffer", an "anti-war" group supporting the advancement of "enlightened" Islamic treatment of women through the use of color-coordinated burkas and classes on how to give up every right decadent Western Womyn *thought* the feminist movement stood for.

Next there is "Move-On Revolutionary Online Militant Spammers", a progressive cyberwar community who assists in the registering of the necro-vote, crashing right-wing/MIL blogs, and absenteee ballot fraud... um... ballot 'correction'.

Lastly, we have "Revolutionary Environmentalists Combatting Terran Universal Materialism"; a Marxist environmentalist (redundant, no?) group dedicated to keeping *evil capitalist corporations* out of space and away from the People's Red Planet.  They work closely with the "Revolutionary Environmentalists Against Manufacturing" which seeks the same restrictions on Earth-Bound capitalists.

 

 

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How about Socialized Homeless Interrogation Team?

 

 

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Or the Commissar's Revolutionary Action Party?

 

 

You know Hound Dog(Bill)  answered the poll (and his pole)): "HELL YES!"

The People's Libido will happily be Comrade R's bitch.
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Determined Illuminatil Liberal Dogmatics Organization

 

 


 

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You win Commissar? You win? Most disturbing Commissar... yes, most disturbing.

 

 


 

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Hmmm... Competition.....  reveling in winning.... Only uber-elite Party members (ala Hillary) are allowed to win.  And after Hillary wins (by any means nessessary), then there will be no need for further election contests as shown by Comrade Putin in the soon to be reformed USSR.

 

 

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Yes Comrade, Commissar Theocritus' sudden urge to "win" is most disturbing. I wouldn't be a bit shocked to see him try and do some more oneupmanship after seeing what you posted.

 

 

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I was emboldened to claim a win because I just managed to kick the shit out of an oil company. <off>True and they deserved every bit of it.<on> In consultation with Our Many Titted Empress I have managed to make "It's All About Oil" literally true.

Like it wasn't. Oh, I love these useful idiots. "It's all about oil!" they cry as they fly in on jets to attend rallys. What powers the jets? Guano from the moonbat caves? And "It's All About Oil" as they go camping in wildernesses cut off from people using their high-tech camping gear made of petroleum products.

Ah. I wet 'em.

I'm feeling good lately, and am bubbling with the cheer of brotherly love. Because the fools are out braying. Hear the call of the moonbat.

Gotta love it.

 

 

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OK Theo,  If you put it that way, then I can see your elation.

Just remember that Pup is taking notes.....

 

 

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Yes, the Pup is taking notes... for instance, we see the Commissar is taking credit for a win over Big Oil, and we know that mean Big Bucks... yet I have been unable to track any donations to Hillary that can be traced back to any Big Oil or Commissar Theocritus. Of course, it is possible he just hasn't cashed the check yet....

 

 

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Donations hell. That money went off to International Marble Collection for slabs of blue sodalite. I'm donating to me, like all good party members. Hillary is passed out in the other room, drunk on OPM and virgin's blood--I found that if I make the BEQ cocktail with a chaser of widow's tears that only five of them and she passes out. It's quite a sight and I have to sluice down the room for an hour afterward, but then I get real things done.

 

 

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Oh, I do hope for your sake she doesn't wake up and see that..

 

 

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Don't worry. If Our Many Titted Empress finds out, I'll merely tell her how fetching blood will look on the blue sodalite with the low-voltage halogens shining on it. I'll wallow in it with a stack of OPM which Meow forgot, yes, forgot while he was here.

 

 

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Now you tell me that Meow forgot a stack of OPM? Now that is really getting hard for me to swallow.

 

 

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WHORE-ing for our Many Tittied Empress has it's advantages. Why, just the other day after a long day out meeting and greeting some holdouts that are not sure about voting for her excellency in 2008 with my trusty AK-47, her excellency sent over 3 lovely proletarian young ladies to my room for some personal one-on-three instruction on the finer points of a progressive society! I got down to business, lickity split!

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What? And  they didn't report their earnings to me! I will have their tails for that!

 

 

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[html]Commissar Pupovich, Zampolit has perks as one of the elite. The <i>filles de joie</i> were a comfort attachment for him, and were not paid except in rations of cosmetics and fancy clothes, which they can of course use to increase their earnings.

But anyway, don't we all of us whore everything that we can all the time for the sake of power? And we don't charge for each other, do we? Professional courtesy.[/html]

 

 

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But he is usually a good tipper. Maybe his latest 5 year plan is not panning out well?

 

 

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:But he is usually a good tipper. Maybe his latest 5 year plan is not panning out well?

Oh yeah! I gave those fine young ladies a tip.

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I hope that Zampolit's latest illness was not on of leprosy.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

 

 

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Ah, just when I worried of being overwhelmed being in the presence of so many "polymath's," my confidence was renewed! LOL!

 

 

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Polymath? Moi? Check my avatar. That's my strength.

 

 

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Touche! LOL

What was that line from Blazing Saddles? No one can do that voodoo like you do?

 

 

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[html]<a href="https://www.city-journal.org/html/13_1_ ... html">Cole Porter</a>. There is a movie with Kevin Kline called, I believe, <i>It's Delovely</i> which I have but haven't watched. Yet.[/html]

 

 

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[html]Nah, it's Blazing Saddles I am thinking about...

Hedley Lamarr: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

But looky what I found looking for that clip....

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I hope that Zampolit's latest illness was not on of leprosy.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Oh No, it was not! Nor was it due E.D. Hence, Party Organ™

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:Nah, it's Blazing Saddles I am thinking about...

Hedley Lamarr: Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

But looky what I found looking for that clip....



As a follow up to that, let us not forget the bull dykes and methodists!!!

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Hold it right there or the commie gets it! LOL

 

 

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Oh Your Excellency, if we WHORE really hard, I mean WHORE super duper hard, can we have a purge?? Oh pretty pretty please, a purge a purge!! So many idiots have failed and have turned their backs on the Party and most importantly, YOU!! Oh we suffer, we toil in hopes of watching someones insignificant little existence be erased... forevvveeerrr!

Uhmmmmm if I whored Id definitely want to purge ..... and maybe not binge again....

 

 

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Have you not heard? Nancy is expecting Purgeathon pledges even as we post.

 

 

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Did someone say a "Purge-a-thon"?

I'm in!!!  I pledge to purge Nancsky. She is an ineffective, weak liberal who caved to whatever Bu$hitler wanted! Like winning the war on terror. Supporting our troops. Things we strong Communists, like HRC, would never do!!!  Are the troops home from Iraq and Afghanistan? No! Therefore, Nancsky is a failure.

*goes off to oil up the old Moisin-Nagant*

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Bwwwaahhhaahaahahaha! Oh, you don't really think Hillary is going to bring the troops home do you? Oh wait, I am not supposed to say that yet. Never mind.

 

 

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I say let's keep Nansky. After all, we need someone we can look down on. Even her dearest friend, and I think that I qualify for that post, could not call her intelligent.

 

 

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[html]Folks, <i>Blazing Saddles</i> was an homage to Cole Porter. "That voodoo that you do so well" and when he was asked to sing "that nigger music" he sang "I get no kick from champagne," which was in the original "cocaine."[/html]

 

 

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I say let's keep Nansky. After all, we need someone we can look down on. Even her dearest friend, and I think that I qualify for that post, could not call her intelligent.

But Theo, it would be soooooo much fun. Afterwards, we could have a lot of fun in trying to rehabilitate her back into The Party™!!!  Just think of the hellish things we could put her through before we let her back into The Party™!!!!  

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[html]Hmm. I do take your point. I think that she could profitably come to Rancho del Rio Grande and play with Our Many Titted Empress. Once she had a session with Mr. Reno and the Hildo Hydra 7.9 flipped the breakers in the substation down the road, and Bruno took this picture.

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