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"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... I don't know about you, but it gives me goose bumps and a warm fuzzy feeling that my cold-blooded reptillian hypothalamus really enjoys, like a snake sunning itself on a warm, flat rock."

Hillary Clinton,
People's Commissar

If Hillary Clinton becomes President...

The White House will be turned into a lesbian party house. *shudders* I can't stand to let all the pancake mix and Kool-Aid go to waste.

By the time she will have left office, 30,000 pancakes--chocolate chip, blueberry, strawberry--will all have met an early and gruesome end.

I'm doing it...for the pancakes.

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Don't vote hillary, because he wouldn't.

 

 


 

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What is this "IF" SHIT ??????!
Who is this Turdcutter?
Why hasn't this person been summarily shot?
Jeezus H. Christ, I take a couple of weeks off campaigning for true socialists, I come back to the Cube and some Goddamned insolents are using 2 letter words in FRONT OF MY NAME!

OK all you cubicle pubicals, let's get a little practice and a quick refresher in here:

There is no "if" conjunction in front of the name Hillary.
Acceptable conjunctions in front of the name Hillary include "when" and "after".
Example 1 - When Hillary becomes President (add your favorite socialist program here) etc.
Example 2 - After Hillary becomes President (add your favorite socialist program here) etc.

Grease the Mark VII Kommissar Betty and sharpen that blade of justice!

 

 

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Grease the Mark VII Kommissar Betty and sharpen that blade of justice!

I'm way ahead of you....

 

 

SMERSH
WE WILL PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE THE PROPER COLOR

 

 

White House? Never heard of it.

Hil, I have dispatched a squadron of MIGs to his location... soon he will be purged.

HEIL MADAME PROTECTOR!

 

 

Looking forward to the glorious day when our Commissar Hillary enters the newly-painted Red House.

Vladimir Ivanov

 

 

The glorious People's First Kommiczaress' name will forever be upon lips of children for years to come! The kind spirit and gentle smiles of Auntie Hill wil always bring tears to eyes of proper party members, woe to the apparatchiks of capitalist pig-dogs who speak against her! I would make T-shirt, but perhaps it would be counter-revolutionary....

 

 

WHEN Hillary overthrows the oppressors, Kim Jong Il shall be taught the *true* meaning of enforce public idolization of a glorious leader.

Now here's a man who knows his shit! And it doesn't stink! People take notes! Also remember.....no eye contact!

Hillary

 

 

Our great motherland...and the Glorious Leader...what a day that will be!
And yet again, I hear the nation anthem of the Soviet Union as our leader stands tall...

 

 

Bill
Hey Hillary let's just skip this election and go to Canada for free HEALTH CARE!

 

 

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Union men and women do not run to other countries for anything. Bill your a big pussy. The government has to enact some sort of single payer health care soon. All the companies the union cajoled into paying massive benefit packages are going bankrupt. Whoops, did that ever backfire.

Hilary. You got to save our ass when you seize control.  Sending another care package, marked urgent and confidential. All 20's as you suggested. That fuckwad Jefferson got his donation confiscated. Left it in coffe cans or some shit. Dumbass. Hope your better at squirreling this stuff away than he was. Tony Soprano kept his out in the shed in bags of grass seed or something. I'd suggest that, but them illegals you got tending the homestead may find it. (which reminds me, are they unionized?)

UB


Dearest UB,

Your kind, soft money free will donations, especially garnered from the membership against some of their will is appreciated. Just consider that silly "Beck vs. The CWA" Supreme Court ruling a minor nuisance and just give it lip service. I do have a Chinese Laundry service that you can use via Switzerland. Just contact the Lippo Group and ask for wiring instructions. This is so much easier than coffee cans.

Hillary

 

 

Bill wrote:Hey Hillary let's just skip this election and go to Canada for free HEALTH CARE!

What election? Unbeknowest to all, she's already in power.  Way to go, Glorious Leader!

Vladimir Ivanov

 

 

Not only will abortion remain legal; it will become MANDATORY! The people will have spoken and the message will be clear, "No MORE people! (Unless they have recieved special rights under Act 12: 31a in the "Special People's Action for the Betterment of the ACLU".)

 

 

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Toecutter wrote:The White House will be turned into a lesbian party house. *shudders* I can't stand to let all the pancake mix and Kool-Aid go to waste.

By the time she will have left office, 30,000 pancakes--chocolate chip, blueberry, strawberry--will all have met an early and gruesome end.

I'm doing it...for the pancakes.

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Don't vote hillary, because he wouldn't.

You are guilty of thoughtcrime.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB . sec.9.

 

 

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Bill wrote:Hey Hillary let's just skip this election and go to Canada for free HEALTH CARE!

You are guilty of thoughtcrime.

SMERSH HEAD of KGB . sec.9.

 

 


 


 
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