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From the good people atmoveon.org(surprise!

Perhaps I should get one of these to place on the seat of the communal outhouse?

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Why, the very sight of it inspires me to take a dump...

 

 

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Ah google, though it hates our Progressive ways, it's image databank does a very nice job for me.
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Comrades, I am looking for indoctrination in the great Obamian socialist order, but somehow I feel I've stumbled into the wrong place ...

 

 

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Ah, CrashedSputnik,
Welcome to the People's Cube. Please report to your nearest railroad station to register with your local Commissar, if you can not, please contact the dog, Marshal Pupovich.

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Yes, you have stumbled into the Gulag for Trolls, where we keep liberalism's garbage, like these stickers. If it's The Mime's blogs, stupid liberal stories, or liberal products, chances are, it ends up here. For best results, visit the People's Blog, where we, the conservatives, post our blogs. Feel free to check out our other article sites, which are conservative in nature.

 

 

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Comrades,

We're missing a great opportunity to help The Party here. The site is still active. The 1 free sticker per household offer is still valid. As of the time of this post, only 3,359,458 have added themselves to the DNC mailing list. Why not do the party a favor, break out that White Pages (not to discriminate, but that's what the capitalist pig phone companies still call it) and enter every name and address?! We at the Cube are from PPCs all over the nation and could surely bring this paltry 3.3 million to a number much closer to the number of Comrades, necro or otherwise, who voted for The One. Hell, throw the Yellow Pages in as well. Businesses LOVE The Obamessiah!

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Oh, and Commissar_Elliott,

Nobody ends up in the Gulag by mistake. The Party makes no mistakes. Perhaps this Sputnik crashed in here for a reason. I'm gonna let you on a little Obamissarial secret:

Harry Potter stole the whole choosing-hat thing from me. When proles arrive at the Hauptbahnhof, they insert their head into Comrade Pelosivich's dried up old snooch. She gets thoroughly "stimulated," and then squaks a number. This number corresponds to the Platform on which said prole will begin his Gulag adventure. Some day I'll prepare a map of which platform leads to which fate, but for now, suffice it to say that the Gulag for Trolls is found via Platform 19.99.

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That's not what I was implying. I guess I was assuming CrashedSputnik was lost. Thanks though for the information.

 

 

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This poster is a perfect match for Obama's ideas. Look at the design. It belongs in the early 20th century - the era of the birth of the first fascist and communist states.

Obama too, loves to talk about taking us to the 21st century with his "new" ideas - but they are not new at all. They are all at least a century old, coming from the same era of the birth of the first fascist and communist states.

It's as if all these libs want to put us all on a gigantic $875 billion-worth time machine and take us back a century so that they could scratch the last 100 years of development and have another try.

 

 

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Obamissar Vodkavich wrote:Why not do the party a favor, break out that White Pages (not to discriminate, but that's what the capitalist pig phone companies still call it) and enter every name and address?! We at the Cube are from PPCs all over the nation and could surely bring this paltry 3.3 million to a number much closer to the number of Comrades, necro or otherwise, who voted for The One. Hell, throw the Yellow Pages in as well. Businesses LOVE The Obamessiah!
I tried ordering it to the address at Ground Zero in Manhattan, but as I completed the order it took me to the second page saying

"Just one more step: Check your email. You must click the link in your confirmation email to complete your sticker order."

In other words, you need to have a whole lot of emails that you're not afraid to expose to the liberal spam.

 

 

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[off]Put it where we used to put "Flay Navy" stickers, in the urinal.

 

 

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Commissar_Elliott wrote: That's not what I was implying. I guess I was assuming CrashedSputnik was lost. Thanks though for the information.

Of course, Comrade Commissar. If new proles were greeted with harshness right off the bat rather than by kind words from a seemingly benevolent Commissar, they might reject The Party and the enslavement it provides. Sort of like that old axiom about putting a frog into a pot of water and slowly raising the temperature rather than dropping him into a pot of boiling water. I'd love to see you and The Chairman do a round of Good Commissar/Bad Commissar on a Thought Criminal some day... *leg tingles*


Red Square wrote:I tried ordering it to the address at Ground Zero in Manhattan, but as I completed the order it took me to the second page saying

"Just one more step: Check your email. You must click the link in your confirmation email to complete your sticker order."

In other words, you need to have a whole lot of emails that you're not afraid to expose to the liberal spam.

Glorious Leader,

So The Party gets your home address and email address?! Double the SPAM, double the CHope!!

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I thought about seriously trying something like this in a sort of Cloward-Piven strategy, to overwhelm the sticker clearing house, and using a liberal email hosting site to overwhelm that with new accounts as well, but then considered it might actually win more converts, as if Comrade CNN wasn't doing enough of that already. Back to the ol' drawing board, I guess....

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I love how all the Obama posters, at least the really good and popular ones take elements from much older propaganda campaigns. It's like the left has a genetic weakness to them or something.

 

 

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Comrade7.62 wrote:{out of karakter}
I love how all the Obamaposters, at least the really good and popular ones take elements frommuch older propaganda campaigns. It's like the left has a geneticweakness to them or something.

predisposition perhaps, like dung beetle to crap?

 

 

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Reiuxcat wrote:
Comrade7.62 wrote:{out of karakter}
I love how all the Obamaposters, at least the really good and popular ones take elements frommuch older propaganda campaigns. It's like the left has a geneticweakness to them or something.

predisposition perhaps, like dung beetle to crap?
Or is it the other way around with liberals? The crap comes to them, hmmmm. . .?

 

 

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Reiuxcat wrote:
Comrade7.62 wrote:{out of karakter}
I love how all the Obamaposters, at least the really good and popular ones take elements frommuch older propaganda campaigns. It's like the left has a geneticweakness to them or something.

predisposition perhaps, like dung beetle to crap?
Or is it the other way around with liberals? The crap comes to them, hmmmm. . .?

Hmmmm

 

 

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Reiuxcat wrote:
Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Reiuxcat wrote:
predisposition perhaps, like dung beetle to crap?
Or is it the other way around with liberals? The crap comes to them, hmmmm. . .?

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Hmmmm
Or do the libs just not notice the crap because they themselves smell of it all the time? Therefore, the crap has always just been there. From this comes the question...
What came first? The crap? The smell, or the liberals? hmmmmm...?

 

 

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Comrade7.62 wrote:{out of karakter}
I love how all the Obama posters, at least the really good and popular ones take elements from much older propaganda campaigns. It's like the left has a genetic weakness to them or something.

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Comrade7.62,
I too has seen this, but it think it is because they have run out of ideas, so they have to revisit the ones they had from their youth, when they where still living in their parents basements.

 

 

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AmSoc 73 wrote:
Reiuxcat wrote:
Commissar_Elliott wrote:Or is it the other way around with liberals? The crap comes to them, hmmmm. . .?

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Hmmmm
Or do the libs just not notice the crap because they themselves smell of it all the time? Therefore, the crap has always just been there. From this comes the question...
What came first? The crap? The smell, or the liberals? hmmmmm...?
Was the smell of a liberal at one time crap, and doesn't crap become a liberal? Therefore, aren't they one in the same?

 

 

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Commissar_Elliot,
It seems as though we have reached yet another paradox...
my head will explode in 30 seconds.

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AmSoc 73 wrote:Commissar_Elliot,
It seems as though we have reached yet another paradox...
my head will explode in 30 seconds.

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Perhaps you have, but I've known and used this paradox for about a year, and it's a fabulous answer to this question.

 

 

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
AmSoc 73 wrote:Commissar_Elliot,
It seems as though we have reached yet another paradox...
my head will explode in 30 seconds.

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Perhaps you have, but I've known and used this paradox for about a year, and it's a fabulous answer to this question.

After I had put my head back together with some of the people's glue, an idea came to me.
Perhaps the smell Dingy Harry Reid was speaking of is the smell that comes from the unwashed progressive type. After not bathing for long periods of time, they will doused themselves in their cherished scented oil Patchouli, which when combined with their thier dank anti-American pharamones, has often been confused with the smell of French Poodle dung.

 

 


 

If a Jew speaks in the forest and there is no liberal around to hear it, is he still wrong?

 

 

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Comrade Spanky McStupid wrote:If a Jew speaks in the forest and there is no liberal around to hear it, is he still wrong?

Step away from the monitor and loosen your turbin, you're giving me a headache.


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Comrade Spanky McStupid wrote:If a Jew speaks in the forest and there is no liberal around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Well howdy comrade Spanky, you must be of the glorious Palistinians, our freedom fighters acting to oust the Israeli menace out of said land. Either that or you must be one of Hitler's young activist. Either way, welcome to this place, where the Jews are not here. After all, Karl Marx renounced his Jewishness.

 

 

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What can I say Spanky? Oh yeah, this...

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If a Green Gestapo Fascist cries in the forest, would anyone hear him? Only if we had enough gasoline to power our SUV to get there in time.

 

 


 
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