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Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with electricity, said Biden
Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with a highway system, said Biden
Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with public sanitation, said Biden
Margaret wrote:Under my administration we've already provided the entire country with grocery stores, said Biden
apogee:

Under my administration we'll provide the entire country with People's Cubes, says Premier Cho Bai-Din

( Cho Bai-Din : spasiba, Komrade Ivan! )

 

 

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Margaret wrote:Biden tries to gin up enthusiasm for his infrastructure bill by suggesting it will lead to planes that can travel 21,000 miles an hour
... and swiftly corrected: no, uh, two million and one thousand.. um, that's.. two hundred and million

... hours, he faintly added

 

 

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“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt,” said Joe Biden. "And you can quote me on that."

 

 

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If white people are racism and racism is white people then antiracism is...

 

 

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The great thing about ignorance is that you never realize when history is repeating itself. - Daniel Greenfield

 

 

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America Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

 

 

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US forces are coming out of Afghanistan, but will stay in the District of Columbia

 

 

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Say D.C. does become a State - what would it's State constitution look like?

 

 

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Vernacular cancellations: "Balkanization" replaced by "Amerikkkanization", effective immediately

 

 

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Study finds:
Historic misreading of Frakturschrift (German Fraktur): The REAL name of the Greatest Teacher of Humanity was Masx, Korral Masx

(this unveiled, a thorough revision of the MEANING of His writings starts at CDC)

 

 

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"Okay, you did build that. Now I'm taking it." - Biden

 

 

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“A depression is when you lose your job, a recession is when your neighbor loses his job, a recovery is when Joe Biden loses his job.”

 

 

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“The American Republic will endure until the day criminals discover they can take it over and commit crime on a social scale.” — The updated Alexis de Tocqueville

 

 

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Biden triumphantly announces peace in our time

 

 

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Science only begets knowledge. Wisdom begets government.

 

 

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Biden praises Colonial Pipeline hack, gas shortage: C'mon maaan, we approach Paris!

 

 

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PRIME (People's Research to Identify Misnamed Entities) finds: It's not ba:ythovn, it's Ludwig van Beetshoveln (luːtvɪç fan biːt'ʃoːvəln)

 

 

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Atypic activity originating from Gaza met with iron fist by the Zionist entity - said Psaki, circling back a sober attitude of the Harris/Biden administration

 

 

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In response to Biden's demand that Israel significantly deescalate it's attacks against Hamas President Netanyahu demanded Biden significantly deescalate Biden's attacks against America

 

 

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If Joe Biden had a brain one wonders what it would say

 

 

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Joe Biden announces he's going to run for president

 

 

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In real terms if you adjust inflation with inflation there is no real inflation at all, says press secretary Jen Psaki

 

 


 
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