People's Cube Ads

People's Volunteers needed ---- no life or social skills required ---- please write ads that cost nothing and bring no profit, and post them below as text.

To create People's Cube Ads is an idea whose time has come. We've seen too many of them, all aimed at lining the pockets of greedy kapitalist Google masters.

Boys down at the Visual Agitation Directorate will take care of the rest.


 

 

 

Comrade Pinkie is hereby awarded a small "For The Common Good" medal.


 

Ah, many thanks, Great Leader!  How 'bout another one?

ASSORTED DNC RINGTONES
Includes Howard Dean's scream, Hillary's laugh.  Free download with donation!
 

SPONSORED LINKS

Adopt A Sponsored Ad
Adopt any People's Cube ad for mere pennies per click. Click here to sign up.
 

 

ECO-FRIENDLY LAUNDERED CURRENCY
Lead Free direct import from China. One bundle per click.

(Surgeon Commissar Warning: Could cause carpal-tunnel in progressives)
 

Gulag Merchandise
Vintage Collectibles & Gifts
in the shadow of Guard Tower 7!
www.purgedworld.com

Fight Homosexuality Today
Photos, News & Expert Commentary On
Deviant Bashing. Help Make A Difference!
www.nohomoIran.org

Bill Clinton NoTell Motels
Book your hotel at Clinton
Online. Special offers and photos.
www.Motel-Browser.org

The last one was almost word for word a real one.
 

 

 

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Hope my komrades don't object to me posting these actual google ads. You will see how gloriously progressive they are. The first, for obvious reasons, and the second is a favourite with our progressive Islamic freedom fighting friends wherever they happen to be...



These are real!

Beez
 

 

 

 

Great deals on Winkle-Be-Gone™
Twice as effective as Hsu-Be-Gone™. Click here.

- http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/200 ... w_goe.html
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Considering Suicide, But Worried About Losing Your Voting Rights?
Have no fear, the Democrat Party will cast your vote for you.
 

Laika dubbed him Mulva, Comrades. I think a few of you - and I'm not saying any names here - need read up on your archives (Pinkie and Pupovich).


Save Big on Global Warming Survival Kits!

Paddles, Ponchos and Bags of Ice for Incredibly Outrageous Prices!
 

 

 

 

LITIGATORS NEEDED!

Edwards and Associates has immediate openings for trained ambulance chasers and spirit channelers!

FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE!

Call 1-800-SHYSTER for details

FIRST 500 CALLERS GET FREE SAMPLE-SIZE PACKET OF "JUST FOR ALMOST MEN" HAIR TREATMENT!
 

This is a real one... had to check what I would see when inspired by our party organ donor...

Free Cremation w/Donation
Everything taken care of for you.
Closure for family within weeks.
lifequestanatomical.com
 

Perhaps this video will steer your progressive thoughts away from thoughtcrimes and back to advertisements:

Flying Imam Class Action Lawsuit


 

Hillary posted this on another thread and I know she'll be too busy to put it here as well...

Orenthal James P.I. Inc.
Great deals on quality investigations. Guaranteed results.
 

Look at those shelves on that bookcase sag.  Just like mama Nancy's *COUGH* *HACK*  *GAG* *COUGH*

...ahem... what was I talking about...?
 

Meows Discount Hummell Shop
Thousands of assorted figurines
in various states of repair.
www.chairmancried.com
 

Found this at Media Matters:



I know this doesn't fit the format for Cube Ads but I think it cries out to be a Cube Ad. I just can't decide on the rest of it. "click here for the New York Times editorials"? There is something that would make this gold, (or RED), but I can't put my finger on it.


 

 

 

SIZZLIN' HOT ASIAN CHICKS
Educate your neighbors about
the harmful effects that Global Warming
is having on Chinese waterfowl!
 

Help Save the Planet Today!
Help us save the trees and the planet
by recycling your used paper currency
(only USD accepted) at your local
DNC sponsored currency recycling center.
 

 

 

 

 

Jet Rides to Global Warming Conventions
Ride the way Al Gore does to his environmental speeches.

You will convert to a Religion of peace.
...Or I'll have to kill you.
 

 

Dave from www.dontflameme.com emailed this ad -
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Turn Your Guns Into Sickles And Hammers
Forfeit them to MoveOn.org
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We'll post it with the others when we have a new batch.
 

Wasted your mind on drugs?
Spend the rest of your life clicking on ads to help websites!
(It's not like you can do anything else)
 

 

News.
With Keith Olberman.
 

 

Dow Jones Drops 500 points.
Harry Reid Says the War on The Economy is Lost.
Wants to send Wall Street home.
 

Frank Murtha.

General Petraeus still alive and well. End of world is nigh.
 

Brokeback Mountain Loses Climber
 

Comrades! Methinks you're in the wrong room. You're looking for the Newsroom -

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=138
 

 

Consistency is the bugaboo of small minds.

So I contradict myself? I am large.
 

I made some of these ads functional and added then to my website. If you have a site and wish to do the same. Here is the gif and necessary code. You will also need some very basic HTML skills.


 

oops, my site is if you wish to see them in action
 

Why is Capitalism Fvil?

Edit.... :-) Nice quick fix!
 

That's what I call a Party favor! I'll have to find a way to offer these ads for posting on other sites...
 

 

Okay, if I see another smiley, I'm going to begin preparing my patented Dahmer Borscht.


You have been warned.
-Mikhail

(P.S.: Great ads!!!)
 

Mikhail,
I've heard the joke: What do you get if you put four guys with aids in a hot tub?
Answer: Soup!

But I didn't know it was real?

Here's another ;-)
 

"Jeff [Daumer], I don't like your neighbors."

"Then eat just the vegetables."
 

How about

Affirmative-Action Applicants Needed

Al-Qaeda in Iraq seeks under-represented persons for work in crowded street markets! Women, children, the elederly, and those with mental handicaps given special preference.

See here for the inspiration:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/Wir ... 818&page=1
 

Thanks, Pavlik! An excellent ad. We'll add it in our next update.
 

Carbon conscious? Send us money or we'll shoot this tree.
 

For every carbon credit you don't buy, a million bazillion acres of rainforest are destroyed.
 

Carbon Credits:
The only guilt free method when you absolutely, positively must get your biz jet from NY to LA to attend a Global Warming protest....and back again.
 

STOP CLIMATE CHANGE NOW!
DEMAND equal temperatures for all seasons!
Call your representative today - make Congress do something.
 

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