To help people's activists, we at the People's Cube created this brainstorming tool that will boost your creativity and hopefully result in a surge of extremely useful and vibrant organizations, groups, fronts, initiatives, leagues, unions, centers, and movements.
Democrats Under Mean Bush Administration Searching for Socialism
S. W. I. N. E.
Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything
Grumpy Old Man
DIversity Police Seeking to Hinder Illicit Thoughts.
The women's transgendered friends of Saddam project
United for Freedom for Abu Mumia Jamal collective (oops thats probably an actual group)
Gay Bicycle Riders' Post Traumatic Sex Disorder Space
You get the idea
Diverse Communities for a School of Thought
Retributive Feminists for Apocalyptic Justice
Labor Rapporteurs for Unionized Equality
Deconstructive Intellectuals for Inherent Inevitabilities
Fully United Communist Klan!
Join today and get a T-shirt!
"Because everyone needs to get F.U.C.K.ed, Now!"
Progressive Intellectuals Spreading Socialist Education and Developement
Best of Dr. P
Trotskyite Workers Imagining Transcontinental Socialism
Free-thinking Radicals for Awareness, Understanding, Diversity, and Sensitivity
Socialist Operatives Rallying for Redistribution Of the Wealth
Academic Iconoclasts Representing Hedonism, Environmental Activism, Disarmament, and Sandal-wearing
Empower Marginalized Peoples, Intern Rich Exploiters
Vegan Environmentalists Rejecting Masculinity, Imperialism, and Narrow-mindedness
League of Animal Rights' Defenders
Greens Advocating Recycling, Gardening Organically, Yoga, and Loving the Earth
West-coast Altruists, Naderites, & Kleptocrats for Enforcing Redistribution and Self-sacrifice
World Institute of Nihilists Deconstructing Bourgeois Assumptions and Glorifying Subjectivism
Pacifists Opposed To Escalation and the Military's Killing of Innocent Non-combatants
Humanitarians Extending Relief to Poorly Endowed Sex-workers
This group will educate pathetic groups and individuals to blame others for their problems, taking that all-too-common human tendency to new lows of depravity by actually blaming those whom they brutalize for causing their own brutalization (as a result of having responded to previous attacks with self-defense). Simultaneously, group will develop a cult of victimhood that guides it in shamelessly using its own people as cannon fodder in order to malign the other side. Group will develop new paradigm of shameless warfare (suicide bombing!) that brilliantly allows it to brutalize its chosen enemy in the most grotesque and agonzing way imaginable, all while playing the victim card: "desperation!" Here's the most brilliant twist: far from being hapless and helpless, group is fighting this murderous campaign for absolutely no reason, as the other side has already offered it on a silver platter everything it wants!
Unsophisticated Exploiters For Disenfranchised America
Aggressive Party For Capitalist Subsistence
Low-Brow Jerks For Narrower Meals
Long live Reagan!
God Bless America!
Those bast*rds! I saw one of their bumper stickers on a poluting, sexist, racist, SUV just the other day. I find it comforting that the Cube is so plugged in to be able to find the names of existing conservative cliques.
Be seeing you,
There is something to be said for the rights of the colorless. I don't know why I said that. I accidently listened to western 'rock and roll' in my childhood, and I think it planted an evil seed in my brain that just now erupted.
Sorry, I will turn myself in immediately for reeducation and will submit myself for 'enemy of the state' status.
Rabbi Red Green
Uncle Sam Rayburn
BORING - Bigot Obnoxious Rants I Never Get
HITLER - Holy Inquisition of Texas and Lousiana Evangelical Racists
Fraternity of Rioters Advancing the Neurotic Consumption of Escargot
Men are strictly forbidden to use this acronym.
(BTW: I didn't pick my nose -- I was born with it!)
suicide - so, u and I , cry, die, everytime
baby, o, my baby, everytime ready
I was tortured tonight by bourgeois thugs who forced me to submit multiple posts by brainwashing me into believing the Internet was being taken down for its yearly cleaning. Do forgive me for flooding this topic. Meanwhile, I have outwitted these fascist pigs, and learned to use the marvelous Group Name generator, which has produced the following:
Chauvinist Heterosexuals for Unsafe Meals
Very amusing, but I like PETA better (people for eating tasty animals)
How did I get rid of the fascist b@stards, I hear you ask? By chanting the song we all learned in Pionieri:
Eat your pineapples and your fat little chicks/ for tomorrow you DIE you bourgeois pigs!!!!
It really confused them, because they didn't have any pineapple or chicken around.
WANNA SEE THE GUN SHOW?
I am terribly sorry the Party didn't come to your aide in time to dispel the dreaded "multiple post" phenomenon. I apologize and will remind you that sometimes I'm having progressive sex with an appliance or stuffing my pockets with tax-dollars and am unable to comply to EVERYONES WISHES. Dammit, you proles don't know when to stop tugging my fine cashmere overcoat sometimes, sheesh! ME ME ME ME, LOOK AT ME COMRADE CHAIRMAN, LOOK AT ME! BLAH BLAH BLAH! Enough already!
Your post have been fixed by my benevolent hand (however I left a few so you wouldn't sound silly in your latest post, the people must know what you're talking about!)
Socialist Hedonites In Training
Join now while shit still happens!
Fettered Laborers Against Their Unfair Salaries
Freedom Loving Americans Thwarting Union Suppression
Communist Organization of Iinternational Teachers Undermining Sense
College-educated Opinionated Ingrates That are Unable to Shift for themselves
Temperate Initiative For Unobjectionable Environment
Small Minded War Mongers for The Destruction Of Universe
Agitated Victims of Capitalism for Humane Redistribution
The last one doesnt even need a 'for' part, its a cause all by itself! I plan on joining the AVC as soon as someone more motivated than me gets around to forming it. At the moment, I'm too busy allowing other people to form my opinions.
UCLA spelled inside out.
If this doesn't describe a group of aging liberals, I don't know what does.
Selfish Racists For Unscrupulous Future
Orderly Fellowship For Fairish Reporting
....fairish...is that related to elvish?
T.B.I.F - Thank Barack It's Free
B.J. - Barack's Justice
B.S. - Barack Supporter
B.O. - Barack Obama
H.B.O. - Holy Barack Obama
B.V.D - Barck's Version of Democracy
B.O.R.E. - Barack Obama Required Entitlement
B.U.N.G. - Barack's Unlimited New Government
B.U.N.G.H.O.L.E. - Barack's Unlimited New Government Hidden Obligated Legal Entitlements
How To Get In Touch With Your [B]Inner Comrade[/B]
Get a firm grip of your proletarian shovel and make several slow,deep and heavy digs, breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. Dig in peace and love for the common good until you start experiencing the people's pain, suffering, and hatred of the class enemy, its running dogs, and capitalism in general. Keep digging until the need for self-sacrifice overwhelms you. Breathe out selfishness,self-esteem, personal responsibility, and any thoughtcrimes that may have been haunting you. Allow shame, despair, guilt for your very existence, and blind faith in the Party doctrine to spread from the top of your head, all the way down to the tips of your fingers and toes,erasing every curvy line in your brain. This should take about five hours of uninterrupted self-criticism.
Once you feel totally guilty, worthless, and fearful, imagine yourself as a powerful Commissar in charge of purges, disappearances,and composting. Look into the piercing eyes of this Commissar and ask yourself these questions:
If you were a Commissar looking down at this worthless piece of crap with a shovel (you), what would you say to him/her/it?
- Will you be disgusted and feel an urge to squash this human stain for the common good?
- Will you denounce him/her/it as Enemy of the People?
- Will you want to promote him/her/it to the rank of your assistant in charge of composting Enemies of the People?
- Will you reward him/her/it with an extra rationing coupon?
- Or will you see something in those eyes that will turn your feet cold with fear and you will fall on your knees and announce the advent of the New Leader, Friend of People, and Father of Nations?
Once you know a clear answer to those questions, your self-criticism session is complete. You have discovered your Inner Comrade™
Privet! Kak dela? Khorosho, Da? Did we not meet once in GULAG Nomer 319 near Krasnoyarsk a long time ago? Were you not the one with tall sapogi...aaa,boots as you say, standing uncomfortably close to the sheep? How is it with the shovels now? Why would I damge a perfectly good shovel one could trade for a butylxka of vodka? Even shovelling the krap is too much like work. Tell it to the partivnyj operatchik. Maybe he give a krap...
Nerabochii Mira Soedinyajtesx!!!
Religious Reactionaries Against Gay Equalities.
Sociopaths And Nutballs For Reparations Anihilation Narcissism and Collectivism Intending to Support Comrade Obama
I dubbed it the Brady Universal Legislation for the Legal Confiscation of Rifles, Ammunition, and Pistols.
BULLCRAP for short.
All Hail TheOne
All Hail TheOne
Fullfilling Union Doo-Gooders Enterprise
Coalition For Advancement Of Communist Alternatives (C.A.C.A.)
Radical Educators Toiling for Affirmation of Rationalized Degeneracy (R.E.T.A.R.D.)
Coalition For Advancement of Socialist Kidney Exchange Technology (C.A.S.K.E.T.)
We cum louder in our group orgasmic frenzy.
Smersh Head of KGB
Don't fuck with me.
Islamic Victims of Yodeling in Liposuction Educational Affirmative Guerrilla Universities for Equality