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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

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While it is true that different sets of FAQ exist for various practical purposes, a study conducted at the non-partisan Karl Marx Treatment Center has shown that if you combine all the FAQs that exist in the world in different languages, put them into a gigantic computer database financed by non-political charities sponsored by George Soros, and rearrange the questions in the order of priority, the list of world's most important FAQ must look exactly as follows. (It is recommended that action be taken at all public and private institutions to adjust the lists accordingly. Compliance shall be monitored by independent legal observers from the ranks of the ACLU and the National Lawyers Guild.)

  1. How to fight capitalism with Global Warming?
  2. How to fight capitalism with The Coming Ice Age?
  3. How to fight capitalism with Ozone Holes?
  4. How to fight capitalism with Overpopulation Threat?
  5. How to fight capitalism with Diversity?
  6. How to fight capitalism with Solidarity?
  7. How to fight capitalism with Multiculturalism?
  8. How to fight capitalism with Feminism?
  9. How to fight capitalism with Gay and Transgender Movement?
  10. How to fight capitalism with Environmentalism?
  11. How to fight capitalism with Popular Culture?
  12. How to fight capitalism with Lawsuits?
  13. How to fight capitalism with Clever Vernacular?
  14. How to fight capitalism with Anecdotal Evidence?
  15. How to fight capitalism with Labor Unions?
  16. How to fight capitalism with Class Envy?
  17. How to fight capitalism with Taxes?
  18. How to fight capitalism with Movies?
  19. How to fight capitalism with Music?
  20. How to fight capitalism with Peace?
  21. How to fight capitalism with War?
  22. How to fight capitalism with Supporting the Troops
  23. How to fight capitalism with Supporting the Enemy
  24. How to fight capitalism with Racism?
  25. How to fight capitalism with Anti-Racism?
  26. How to fight capitalism with Nationalism?
  27. How to fight capitalism with Internationalism?
  28. How to fight capitalism with High Gas Prices?
  29. How to fight capitalism with Low Gas Prices?
  30. How to fight capitalism with Good Economic News?
  31. How to fight capitalism with Bad Economic News?
  32. How to fight capitalism with College Education?
  33. How to fight capitalism with Kindergarten Education?
  34. How to fight capitalism with The Children?
  35. How to fight capitalism with The Seniors?
  36. How to fight capitalism with Terrorism?
  37. How to fight capitalism with Anti-Terrorism?

To be continued...

 

 

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56. How to fight capitalism with publik edukation?
57. How to fight capitalism with Che Guevara t-shirts?
58. How to fight capitalism with brainwashing?
59. How to fight capitalism with students?
60. How to fight capitalism with really long lists?

 

 

Premier Betty wrote:
- Spotlights, expensive and too often shot out by Amerikan Delta force snipers intent on practising for their next Stephen Seagal movie, can be simply be replaced by the burning corpses of the deceased. It will provide light and warmth for the troops, and encourage a campfire spirit good for the moral of our Troops, weary from their duties.

Do these burning bodies project a directional light, or is it just radial?

Depends on how you pile them Comrade!

 

 


 

HTFC without a 2nd Amendment?
by Comrade Chucky Shumer

Comrade AirMotor

 

 

How to fight capitalism by organizing a union?

Oh wait, I think the current unions won't allow competition from new unions organizing; men in big black cars could pay you a visit.

So I am going with:
How to fight capitalism with Compact Fluorescent Light Bulbs?

 

 

HTFC w/Carbon Offsets!
HTFC w/the UN & LOST

Comrade AirMotor

 

 

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What is the penalty for being a closet capitalist?......not that I would know one....

 

 

Ah, comrades, these are very good questions indeed. Let not my name fool you. I am a new and progressive Tsar; one of peace (in gated communities), equality for everyone (else), and global goodwill (boxes). I am a chicken-in-every (one else's )-pot kind of guy. I have the answers to all of these most extremely important questions you have asked about the most extremely important task of all:

Answers to each question are as follows. A good comrade will tatoo them on their (self) righteous breast, backward, so that each morning as the comrade looks in the mirror, they will be reminded of their daily task, each day, another magnanimous acidic erosion on our capitalist enemies.

1. Get Oprah's endorsement.
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25. Get Oprah's endorsement.

I will now end this lesson, comrades, for I am a compassionate Czar who understands that all of my brothers and sisters must have an equal opportunity of time to absorb the material. This so that together we may all acheive our goal of stopping capitalism, sharing in the glorious victory as one unified nation who (we) worked selflessly for the good of (us) all.

Further answers will be revealed later. For now, commit this knowledge to memory, dear comrades. Think on it while applying, saying your looking for work, chilling, seeing, taking, eating, sleeping, inhaling, holding it, exhaling, eating, and sleeping. That way, you may be fully prepared to pass this saving wisdom on to your many children who were saved from the ravages of capatalist-caused policies that forced their father's to sleep in school and punished their mother's, who did nothing but try and cheer up their common-law husbands who had been so maliciously and dispassionately exhausted by the oppressive greed of their government.

 

 


 


 
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