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5/5/2010, 6:19 am
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Comrades

I beam with pride, and encourage all our progressive friends to climb on board. The first class accommodations, will include a beet, and a communal toilet. Such luxury borders on bourgeois.
You wanted Shovel ready you got it!!!

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
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5/5/2010, 11:08 pm
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Why certainly Comrade Colonel, I will have my goonsHighly trained Life Counselors keep a close look out. Unfortunately, they are generally a-bit rough and damage occurs quite often.

But I will see what i can do.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

 
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6/12/2010, 11:08 pm
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All this talk of wanting to blow whistles and name the locomotive reminds me of a sign I once saw in the office of an Air Force colonel many years ago. I can't remember the exact words but it went sort of like this:

I'm not allowed to run the train,
The whistle I can't blow.
I'm not allowed to say how fast or far the train can go.
I'm not allowed to blow off steam or even ring the bell,
But let it jump the goddamn track,
Then see who catches hell!

 
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6/14/2010, 6:22 pm
I want to be dragged under the train like the bitch I am. Might as well get into the true character of an oppressed and beaten down comrade for this ride.

 
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6/18/2010, 7:21 am
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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Hmm. A toot on a whistle and His O'liness? What was that tell-all book by that man, Larry, Larry something?

Reiuxcat, the reason that President Awesome Zero has banned bell ringing is that it competes with the call to prayer issuing from the mosques.

Surely you, as a made prog, knew that.

I'll have to respectfully disagree Comrade Commissar. The Hindu bell ringers continue to be ding-a-lings at some airports.

 
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6/22/2010, 12:04 pm
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Leninka, this is the [html]<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choo_Choo ... >Choo-Choo Ch'Commie</a>[/html] that we're riding now. But the Asleep at the Wheel version I like better. It talks about palling around with Democratic fellows named Mac.

I want to pal around with Democratic figures named Blago and Jeremiah. What's this shit about low-level commie proles? I'm a made prog, you know, and only consort with other high-minded felons.

 
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6/24/2010, 11:17 am
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Red Rooster wrote:Comrades, comrades, comrades.... AssoProfundo is much to smart for your collectivist shenanigans. This prole has founded the time continuum in an ass hair. No kidding, the prole is on top of the game and can see right through any ass, IN FACT, it is my belief that prole Asso has an ass hair microscope BUILT RIGHT INTO HE'S EYE!!!


Comrades, comrades, comrades when you have ass hair specialists in your midst it is far to assuming to mince logic... logic is what the ass prescribes. Especially the collectives ass hair specialist -- AssoProfundo.


Hail Obama! Kick Ass! (If you know who's ass to kiss kick?!?)
. . . point proven.

 
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