Islam woven into the fabric of the USSA

As our most glorious caliph Dear Leader has said, Islam is woven into the fabric of USSA's history. So, comrades, can you tell us stories about the USSA's great historical figures such as George "Muhammid" al Washington, Ben Al Fraquin (not to be confused with the modern comrade Al Franken of the collective of Minnesota), Ibraham bin Linqin, Touma al Yefferson, Ya'qub bin Madison and others? Imagery welcome and encouraged. Thanks in advance, Comrades!

Please note that by posting such stories, you hereby give the right to include them in new, revised history lessons for schools using Common Core.
 

Every school-child knows this nation was founded upon Islam.
 

Wait a minute...does that make the Confederacy the "good guys" in the American Civil War? I mean, right now ISIS is fighting for their right to take slaves. Doesn't that make the Union evil for opposing that which was ordained by Muhammad?
 

Bin Adiqt Arnold, became famous for taquiyya (deception)
 

You will find many answers to your questions here -









- See more at: https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/ ... 14651.html
 

A couple more proofs from the hysterical archives. Remember, winners write the history and ... B. Hussein Obama won.





 

 

Comrade Red Square, most equal and glorious image as always! This will go well in helping them go from those evil bewigged white slave owning dudes (even John Adams!) who should be ignored and criticized to our Founding Mooslim Fathers. Of course none of them are as great as our most glorious caliph Dear Leader Barack Hussein Obama.

But the Kommisar of Kommon Kore has informed me that in reinventing Abraham Lincoln into Ibrahim bin Linqin for all the good young comrades to read about in our education camps we could use an image of him. After much debate at numerous conferences in Hawaii, $500 per plate dinners, Star Trek impersonations in Vegas, and even some gambling charged to the People's expense account, the Kommittee has determined that the new Ibrahim bin Linqin character requires a proper Mooslim beard. In other words, he needs something more akin to successor and evil typical white Rutherford bin Hayes except way more unkempt. Rutherford bin Hayes, as we know, is that evil typical white guy who was a predecessor to Dear Leader and required a denouncement by Dear Leader for failure to federally fund the telephone. This is why Rutherford bin Hayes is not on Mount Rushmore, according to Dear Leader.. It is also why bin Hayes is not woven into the fabric of the USSA. Rather, he is merely a scrap that can be found in the closeout bin at the local Hobby Lobby where all reichwing rethugs shop.
 

Every school child should be issued this book.

http://www.amazon.com/Declaration-Indep ... 1930865910
 

 

 

 

 

Is izlam woven into the fabrik of Komrade Glorious Leader's mom jeans?
 

 

 

 

Here's a story from my past. It does involve Persian fabric, in case some of you are worried about my being off-point. (this can happen)

Way back when I was living in a loft in Manhattan, my boyfriend brought home a rug for us to enjoy. I didn't know where he got it but, there it was. I loved it! It was so beautiful!

Cut to 20 years later when a college friend of mine asked me to accompany him to the Hearst mansion in California.

We chose the tour that involved going to the rooms that Churchhill once stayed. Lo and behold, the very first room we saw had on it's floor the very same rug my boyfriend brought to me in our loft.

I verified with the tour guide that Hearst had, indeed, made copies available to the masses. I was shocked and amazed that I had one.

This is a true story. I don't make these things up. Isn't that cool?

There! See! Persians (Muslims) DID contribute to the very fabric of America!
 

 

 

 

Komrade KP (kitchen police) Now, that was BAD! I now understand why you took the description: Taste Tester, etc.

Good One, KP. Very funny. And true! ; • )