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When I Grow Up I Want to be An Organ Donor!

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Ask not what internal revenue service your country can do for you - ask what internal revenue service you can do for your country.

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Bully, comrades! The Vital Public Service™ campaign is making colossal strides. Please recite our motto with me: "Give us your vitals and we'll give you our undying thanks!" (yeah right, suckas!) The organ harvest -- far from grinding to halt, as some neo-kulaks claimed -- is proceeding at a pace that far exceeds all expectations (read: quotas)! So much so that we're having to "cryo" the overwhelming surplus. We're building up a stockpile, comrades. The future is ours, i.e, if you're a member of the Nomenklatura.

 

 


 
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