Comrades:

There has been recent outlandish revelations regarding President Obama's innocent youthful indiscretions with pot. A book soon to be released titled "Barack Obama: The Story" by a demented Washington Post associated editor named David Maraniss claims that:

— Obama and his friends at the Punahou School in Hawaii called themselves the “Choom Gang” — choom means smoking weed — and drove around in a Volkswagen bus called the “Choomwagon.”

As soon as this was made public, a video purporting to show Obama driving his "Choom Gang" buddies to school has surfaced. This video is an obvious fake as it never shows Obama leaving the Volkswagen van or shows his image. This is yet just another reichwingger plot to further smear our beloved President along with this sorry hit piece of a book.


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Ahhhh - Pre Jiffy Lobo Memories...
I watched all the CHOOM GANG movies a hundred times!




My favorite was "Up in CHOOM".
Which one was your favorite?

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We see how it is now...Mittens went to high school, and Great Leader went to school high.

Now which one wasn't the barber?
 

Great Leader, as usual, steals the scene in THE CHOOM GANGS NEXT MOVIE...


 

 

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We see how it is now...Mittens went to high school, and Great Leader went to school high.

The people have truly broken the glass ceiling of western capitalism. With the election of Barack Obama, unlikely derelicts can become leaders of the people. Or in the words of Jesus, "The kingdom of fairness is at hand". How very Christian, no past sin is unforgivable and the last shall be first (unless you are unionized or a political donation bundler, in which case you are always first).
 

 

Time to resurrect our old Patchouli Tower classic...


 

CHOOM.


 

HOPE AND CHOOM, comrades! HOPE AND CHOOM!


 

Is it possible that an entire electorate of the People ™ will decide an election based on Hemp & Choom?
 

 

Historians: Before HOPE & CHANGE there was HEMP & CHOOM at ten bucks a bag

CHOOM WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
 

Popular outcry,

Hope in smoke!
 

Doug Ross has uncovered new evidence:

Sweet: Obama thanked his drug dealer in his high school yearbook



 

Chalupa posted Bob Dylan's revisionist lyrics in People's Karaoke, but I thought I'd repost them here.

Everybody must get stoned

Rainy Day Women #13 & #57



Well they'll stone you when you're trying to save the hood
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're making a bad loan
Then they'll stone you when you're bent over prone

Barry will not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well they'll stone you when you organize the streets
They'll stone you when you're running for a seat
They'll stone you when you're talking on the floor
They'll stone you when you're paying off the poor

Barry will not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're at the conference table
They'll stone you when you are clean and able
They'll stone you when you're trying to pass the buck
They'll stone you and then they'll say what the f#ck

Well he would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well they'll stone you and say we're on the mend
Then they'll stone you and then they'll say don't defend
They'll stone you when you push electric cars
They'll stone you when you're guesting on Bill Maher's

Yes but he would not feel so all alone
All the voters must get stoned

Well they'll stone you when you talk on the phone
They'll stone you when you meet with a crone
They'll stone you and then say Liz came from braves
They'll stone you when the house is full of knaves

Barry will not feel so all alone
All the voters must get stoned.
 

Not only IOwnTheWorld reposted this story, they also made a great comment elsewhere:

Why did Obama put his dog on the roof of the car? So it wouldn't get stoned.
 

ruh roh...
 

 

 

Most people don't realize that B. Hussein Obama was the original author of the song Truckin' - but he called it Choomin'.

Unfortunately, band-mate and backup singer Jerry Garcia changed the name of the song at the last minute, in the recording studio, to Truckin', which so infuriated Dear Leader (in a peaceful, loving way, of course) that He left the Grateful Dead and became a community organizer.
 

...it was at that point that Barry (as he was still known then) told Jerry "You are DEAD to me... Garcia expressed his gratitude...

and the rest is more glorious revised historical Current Truth™ brought to you by Dear Leader, (PBUH).
 

 

An old flyer has just surfaced that the "Choom Gang " had posted at the Punahou School in Hawaii.


 

CHOOM is an anagram of MOOCH.

In fact, if you visit an anagram generator and type in HEMP AND CHOOM, you'll find some interesting word combos.

Obama was clearly--or hazily--on to something while he was on something.