This weird trick can help reduce any penalties or survive any audit by the glorious IRS.
When confronted by the Auditors of Redistribution, one must simply state: "I have lost my tax records from the past seven years due to a computer glitch." That statement will be unarguable from their standpoint.
Forward Comrades! The fundamental transformation of the IRS continues!
Has lost her tweets
And can't tell where to find them.
Leave them alone
And claim they'll come home
Wagging their e-mails behind them.
(I would be most appreciating of a graphic of this, from those who can do such.)
My beet fields and potato fields are quite vast because of this trick. Now, excuuuuuuuse MEEEE while I have another vodka.
We in The Party do not pay taxes.
Either we are the good* rich like the Clintons, . Then there is our vast myrmidon army of unthinking, chronically unemployed democrat voters who are on the dole. They have money redistributed to them from rethuglican tea-party tax-payers. If our disciples paid taxes they would quit voting for our Party Members. Please do not let the only half of the population who pays taxes know how they might get out of paying them like we in The Party have.
*Not to be confused with the bad rich like the Koch Brothers.