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The satellites are lying: CAGW is real

Comrade Putout, I am ashamed, I make my penitence public, and now I zip it back up again.

Here is the dear little fellow all better after playing in the street (which I would note that I did advise against.) Doesn't he look nice in this new purple hairdo and tail extensions, which I would also note is $85 I won't see again soon.

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In my defence I beg to point out that blog history indicates no more than Level 2 reprisal is warranted.

Level 0: Not finding them, and not killing them.
Level 1: Not finding them, and sending them a Wayne Newton CD.
Level 2: Not finding them, and calling anonymously to say you know what they did.
Level 3: Finding them, and doing a drive-by mooning.
Level 4: Finding them, and crapping in their peonies.
Level 5: Finding them, and TPing their yard.
Level 6: Finding them, and dyeing their dog a gay rainbow.
Level 7: Finding them, and hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their water line.
Level 8: Finding them, and hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their sewer line.
Level 9: Finding them, and mailing them a $100 gift card for Chipotle.
Level 10: Finding them, mailing them a $100 gift card for Chipotle, and two days later hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their water and sewer lines.

 

 


 
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