Comrades, please forgive me for taking a week to get this "news" to you. I've been very busy "correcting" the data to make 2015 The Hottest Year Ever.
You see, we can't just add two degrees to last year's temperature data of every weather station on earth. Sheeple might notice that. Instead, to make our hoax plausible, we go back in history and subtract 3 or 4 degrees from temperature records of the last 100 years or so. Because no one alive today remembers that 1939 was a LOT hotter than last year. And if anyone does, s/he is in the Gulag anyway and has already been denounced.
You can imagine that that is a daunting task, and it is. As the earth continues refusing to conform to our predictions, we have to keep going back and altering all those millions of measurements over and over again.
So anyway, here is proof that Global Warminsk is still happening and those bourgeoise satellites that the KKKoch Brothers put up there, claiming to show that Global Warminsk stopped nearly twenty years ago, are lying.
Oh yeah, and another one about AGW:
Edit: This is my very favorite driving song. I play it loud and proud on long journeys! Or, short trips to the local Vodka outlet.
Here is the dear little fellow all better after playing in the street (which I would note that I did advise against.) Doesn't he look nice in this new purple hairdo and tail extensions, which I would also note is $85 I won't see again soon.
In my defence I beg to point out that blog history indicates no more than Level 2 reprisal is warranted.
Level 0: Not finding them, and not killing them.
Level 1: Not finding them, and sending them a Wayne Newton CD.
Level 2: Not finding them, and calling anonymously to say you know what they did.
Level 3: Finding them, and doing a drive-by mooning.
Level 4: Finding them, and crapping in their peonies.
Level 5: Finding them, and TPing their yard.
Level 6: Finding them, and dyeing their dog a gay rainbow.
Level 7: Finding them, and hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their water line.
Level 8: Finding them, and hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their sewer line.
Level 9: Finding them, and mailing them a $100 gift card for Chipotle.
Level 10: Finding them, mailing them a $100 gift card for Chipotle, and two days later hiring an out of town contractor to dig up their water and sewer lines.
Hey everybody... sorry for getting so excited a few posts back and threatening you all with Liam Neeson!
I did a search for that 'dead' squirrel in the street image and discovered that the image is a still shot from a movie Captain Craptek starred in... and he won an Academy Award™ for his acting!!
The movie was called "Squirrel Lives Matter." I did not see it...
A close-up of the nameplate...
BTW - welcome back Ivan The Cube Maker!
We must support the Dear Leader of Amerika and the Hero of the Republic Al Goreski for their endless endeavors to address the horrors of Global Warming, or Climate Change, or whatever they are calling it this year!
San Marcos is a poor but proud Revolutionary Republic, our struggles are real since the fall of the glorious USSR. We are an agrarian society, but too small to export enough to sustain our nation, so we rely on capitalist pig tourists who come to San Marcos to watch our world renowned Slothfest, which feature sloth races, sloth burgers, and our famous sloth egg omelette.
After hearing Comrade Obama's pledge of capitalists taxpayers' money to small third world nations, we rejoiced in his efforts for righting the Imperialists' wrongs by wealth distribution to small peace loving socialist nations!
Yours in the glorious revolution...
Craptek, stop acting the victim! That's for "the little people." You know very well you will survive the "slings and arrows of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy™"!!!!!!!!!