Comrades, most equal news! The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is upon us!
A reporter went to a beach in the great Collective of Commiefornia and found that !
How wonderful, comrades! In fact, at the end of the video the reporter even referred to one of the individuals interviewed as "comrade." Better yet, while some people admitted they didn't know who Karl Marx was (there is a gulag waiting for them), NOBODY disagreed outright with this idea.
And as well they should not. Glorious former Dear Leader Joseph Stalin showed us what happens to those that don't vote the korrekt way... Watch the video below, Comrades!
Have you met your quota of beets for today? Are you going to be the reason that someone else has to do more work today?
Didn't future Dear Leader Karl Marx once say "to each according to his needs"? So, why bother meeting the beets (or any other work) quota? Just tax the rich to get a few more beets.
And we shake our heads at why America's in the shape its in?!?