Tales from the Swamp: Political Monsters



This thread, a collection of political monster magazine covers, was created at the request of the Politburo. It shall be updated as new pieces are published.
National School Boards Association Fights Terrorist Parents
Mad Maxine's Hyperbolic Accusations
Dr. Fauci's Animal-Torture Funding
Space Demon of the Black Trees
Pelosi to Run Again in 2022?
Meta Means Death!
The Little RINO Who Couldn't
I, Psaki
Mad Mayor De Blasio's Parting Shots

Skeevy Democrat Propaganda Boogeymen Issue
The Slimey Swamp Creature Who Turns Parents Into Terrorists
Recant, Renounce, Release
The Energy Creature Who Laughed
The Currency Truth
Adam Schifftless Egged
CT Sen Goes Full Commie

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Red Square
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Why has Liz Cheney not made the cover?Patience. She may be the centerfold in a forthcoming issue of RINO magazine.
Here's a preview:


I must congratulate you on your extremely equal Famous Monsters Of Politics ™ series. I salute you. Your continued efforts are much appreciated. I also must applaud you for choosing such a target rich environment for your subject matter. The Swamp ™ is vast and contains a teeming array of potential subjects. I suspect they may be lining up to vie for a place on the cover.
Continue The People's Work!
Dodging the Monsters in the Current Truth ™,
Red Salmon


Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Colonel, I must congratulate you...Continue The People's Work! Red SalmonBig thanks, Comrade Red Salmon. I will do my best. And you can be sure that future subjects will be carefully picked.




Komissar al-Blogunov
Comrade Colonel, do you have an account with teespring?Nyet, but I do have this lovely front and back teeshirt design (if you can figure out which one goes on the front).


Colonel Obyezyana
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Colonel, I must congratulate you...Continue The People's Work! Red Salmon.... And you can be sure that future subjects will be carefully picked.
Picked...like this??






Yakov Koch
It does not appear that any "photo-shopping" was done to Komrade Maxine Waters.Sometimes, Comrade, reality is more monstrous than Photoshopping.