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Comrades! With Comrade Bernie pressing on in the polls - we must prepare ourselves to be re-educated for the new Current Truth™ Fortunately, with my low profile, I found the pretest (or at least, the current pretest, subject to change).

Quiz: Who Said It? Karl Marx or Bernie Sanders?

I hope you do better than I did.

I only got 6/9, Save me a window seat on the train to the Gulag...

It IS hard. I'm in the 50-59%. I guess I know my Marx but I don't know my Sanders!

Marx-Sanders 2016!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I only got 6/9, Save me a window seat on the train to the Gulag...

At least I know they still have free grubbermint cheese left… Seems like I was out only one day, and I'll be returning!

Red Square wrote:It IS hard. I'm in the 50-59%. I guess I know my Marx but I don't know my Sanders!

Marx-Sanders 2016!

Thank you Comrade Red! I am honored that you updated my post with appropriate agitprop! I must repost to my social media with it!


My twitter feed is still "suspended" - but I've been posting quite a bit on Google+, mostly in the "Conservative Union" but also "Tea Party" groups - get a few comments back, always praising the Cube!

Aaiiyyyeee,

La Revolución burns bright in my bosom. I was awarded 7/9, and I'm sure El Ministerio del pensamiento correcto (The Ministry of Correct Thinking) will award me a food voucher so I can dine on San Marcos' succulent national dish, Sloth Stew!

Yours in La Revolución,
Comandante Cero

Dang, I missed two.

Red Square wrote:

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Damn you Komrade Red. I looked up IOTW Report. Now I've spent an 2 and a half hours on it and I'm still going.

Sterlitz,

IOTW is as addictive as the Peoples Cube because it is an offspring OF the Cube... the brains at IOTW still hold Supercommissar status here, and are known to come home to post when something merits sharing from IOTW.

otherwise, an occasional card for Mothers' Day,and the Winter Solstice holiday, but they rarely call, and don't visit often... Some people's kids...

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I do not understand how it is possible to fail this test.

BOTH men said ALL of these things in one way or another.

There is very little difference between the two.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:I do not understand how it is possible to fail this test.

BOTH men said ALL of these things in one way or another.

There is very little difference between the two.

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They're both lying bums too. Marx got all his cash from Engels, who got it from his father who owned a factory. Of course, the Communist Manifesto is possibly the most destructive lie ever told. Bernie's getting all this money from donors but he had less than 1mil to his name before the election. And he lies all the time, of course, like saying that he'd dismantle Citizens United, a non-government organization which he has zero control over. I also read in an article that I can't remember that while he was running for the Senate, he said that he was a carpenter who worked with disabled kids, but he was actually a bum whose only source of income was writing stories for various socialist and communist publications.

And the guy just looks creepy. Some might say "Well, Reagan was old!" but has a sort of grandfatherly charm to him. He also looks American in the same way that John Wayne or Abe Lincoln might look American, if that means anything. Sanders just looks, sounds, and acts like somebody with dementia who escaped from the old folk's home.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote: [OFF]

...Sanders just looks, sounds, and acts like somebody with dementia who escaped from the old folk's home.

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Some Elected Officials don't even have those credentials...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote: [OFF]

...Sanders just looks, sounds, and acts like somebody with dementia who escaped from the old folk's home.

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Some Elected Officials don't even have those credentials...

You mean, Harry Reid?

I've been looking to buy a Sanders/Marx '16 bumper sticker (to replace my Obama/Marx '08 sticker) but have been unable to find one. Is one available with the design at the top of the page? It is awesome and would look great on my '98 Ford F150.

Some comrade made this excellent poster of Comrade Bernie as Comrade Stalin:

Red Square wrote:Some comrade made this excellent poster of Comrade Bernie as Comrade Stalin:

The Sanders campaign would probably run with that. I'll bet beets to babka that poster would sell like vodka and cakes at the Bernie Sanders store.