Posters: Do Not Spread Fishy Rumors or You'll be Flagged

In order to facilitate the White House noble efforts to shut up the critics of Obama's progressive reforms, our Visual Agitation Subdivision of Propaganda Directorate made this modest collection of posters. The masses are encouraged to contribute. Defeat the anti-revolutionary kulaks!



5 Steps to a better national-socialist health care:

• beat up the opposition
• call the other side fascists
• whip up hysteria
• criminalize difference of opinion
• report dissenters to flag@whitehouse.gov



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Considering the overwhelming response to these designs, we created a few new items for sale with them: http://www.zazzle.com/red_square


 

A couple of humble entries.


 

Comrades,

With all of the new artwork exhibited here at the Cube (like those of Comrade Red Rooster), including the above posters, I feel as if I have attended a most glorious People's Exhibition of the finest art in all of Progdom.



 

Had another idea on this.


 

 

 

I, fffIgor fffVon fffHugo, vvvvam ffffhere fffrom vvvthe zzzzzDujin ovvvv zzzaaa Peeples Artz fffCollective, SHHHHHhhh-fffff! zzDo fffNOT zzzSay fffA vvvWord!!!


 

 

By massive demand we made it into a T-shirt





By massive demand we made it into a T-shirt as well



Stop Making Profit! by Red_Square
Design a Custom T-Shirt at www.Zazzle.com
 

 

 

I sent an email to Bog Brother Obama at the Whitehouse "flag" address turning myself in for opposition to the President's policies, I have yet to receive a response. I felt like it was the most honorable thing I could do.
 

Comrade El Presidente!

Excellent! Now go about the internet and dig up kapitalist lies! I recently found this fish propaganda out in the ether...


 

Comrade Red,

what does the headline in the USSR vs. Hitler poster say? Just curious.
 

 

 

Do your Duty Comrades, when it comes to Fishey talk.


 

 

 

 

 

5 Steps to a better national-socialist health care:

• beat up the opposition
• call the other side fascists
• whip up hysteria
• criminalize difference of opinion
• report dissenters to flag@whitehouse.gov
 

I DENOUNCE RED SQUARE FOR PROCURING FROM HIS PROLES AN EXCEPTIONAL GRAPHIC!!! MARCH FOR EQUALITY NOW!!!
 

 

 

"I, [YOUR NAME HERE], denounce myself for being a thoughtcriminal and surrender into the hands of revolutionary justice. My crimes against the Party, the State, and its compassionate leadership are as follows:

1. In a private conversation with my spousal unit I expressed doubts about the appropriateness of a one-party rule.
2. At the time of this year's inauguration I hesitated to grovel at the feet of the Supreme Leader Obama.
3. I once argued with my TV screen when a newscaster suggested that the Constitution should be amended to say that the Democrat Party is the only guiding and propelling force of the American society.
4. As all progs I believe that high taxes are good for the common good, but when I filed my own taxes, I hired an overpriced accountant and told him to get as much return from the IRS as possible.

5. As all progs I believe government run Health Care is good for the common good, but I actually thought about attending a Tea Party and a Rally Against Government Health Care, I actually thought about the points of the opposition and whether we were getting all the facts from the White House.

6. I want to save the planet, but don't want to give up bottled water.

7. My Current Partner and I looked at foreign cars when shopping in our '08 SUV Clunker. We suspect the government can't make good cars. But, thanks for The People's Cash!

and so on... add you points, comrades!
 

 

I DENOUNCE COMRADE ELLIOTT FOR TALK OF RATS AND LOSING HIS TINFOIL HAT!!! ALL KAPITALIST PIGS MUST BE PURGED OR RE-EDUCATED NOW!!!



See you in class, Comrade Elliott...

Thank you General Mousey-Tongue, the checks in the mail...

Comrade Jill, nice to see you back, excellent additions to The List!
 

I denounce comrade Red Rooster for falsifying information! I didn't loose my Tin-foil hat. I simply took it off for one minute, working a Party issued microwave can interfere with Laika's signals while I'm trying to cook something.

But I can see the rat part.
 

Good to be back, Red Rooster. I'm on break from re-education classes until week after next. I was an intern this summer for the chamber. I used my time to collect intelligence on what small business owners are doing to survive. No one suspected a thing. In fact, a capitalist land owner hired me part time to write and publish a newsletter. I changed my profile from "student" to "worker." It certainly feels strange to be employed.
 

 

I denounce Comrade Snoogie Woogums for spreading fishy ethnic stereotypes! I knew some Japanese men could be small, but this is ridiculous!
 

 

 

Red Square!

I would never stoop to stereotyping!! I even think those jackbooted, trailer trash, gun loving, bible clinging, un-educated dolts that are protesting and holding up our Glorious leaders health care plan are above that. As far as the Japanese Chef, how about we share a little 'nip' first and maybe reconsider the denouncement?



 

Talk it over with me and the President over beer?
 

 

I, [YOUR NAME HERE], denounce myself for being a thoughtcriminal and surrender into the hands of revolutionary justice. My crimes against the Party, the State, and its compassionate leadership are as follows:

1. In a private conversation with my spousal unit I expressed doubts about the appropriateness of a one-party rule.

2. At the time of this year's inauguration I hesitated to grovel at the feet of the Supreme Leader Obama.

3. I once argued with my TV screen when a newscaster suggested that the Constitution should be amended to say that the Democrat Party is the only guiding and propelling force of the American society.

4. As all progs I believe that high taxes are good for the common good, but when I filed my own taxes, I hired an overpriced accountant and told him to get as much return from the IRS as possible.

5. As all progs I believe government run Health Care is good for the common good, but I actually thought about attending a Tea Party and a Rally Against Government Health Care, I actually thought about the points of the opposition and whether we were getting all the facts from the White House.

6. I want to save the planet, but don't want to give up bottled water.

7. My Current Partner and I looked at foreign cars when shopping in our '08 SUV Clunker. We suspect the government can't make good cars. But, thanks for The People's Cash!

8. As all progs do, I believe all persons are equal except some are more equal than others. I believed I was one of the more equal even though my name is not Obama and I am not a member of Congress.

9. During one of Obama's prime time press conferences, I failed to hang on his every word but instead switched channels and watched what was on the Fox Network.

10. I once had a fleeting thought about Ann Coulter being cute and for that instant failed to be replused by her despicable hateful Neo-Nazi ideology.

11. When the insurrections first began, I told my spousal unit that tea-baggers had a right to their own opinion.

12. I briefly toyed with the idea of Intelligent Design after listening to my Christian neighbor rant that life begins at conception. (My next email to the WH will contain the culprit's name and address.)

and so on... add you points, comrades!
 

Guys,

How about a poster with a picture of somebody smoking with a caption like this.

SMOKERS A DRAIN ON OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. REPORT SMOKERS TO FLAG@WHITEHOUSE.GOV
 

 

 

People's Cube Enlists Agitprop Specialists In Gorilla War Against Department of Homeland Security Attacks.

[URL=http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=106304]LIFE WITH BIG BROTHER
National Guard asked to explain 'internment' jobs
Campaign recruiting for workers at 'civilian resettlement facility'[/URL]
 

 

We're good at that.
 

While working on the list of all despicable and counterrevolutionary individuals living in my neighborhood --- the ones that cannot let go and cease to smear our Dear Leader and his progressive Health Plan --- to submit the list of their vile names to the address that the Leader has thankfully and finally provided – I was attacked by a well dressed, masked mob (how did they gain entry into my house? no search warrant, nothing!) of… fascists, I suppose. They spoke German, I think, though I do not speak German and would never lower myself to learn it. Or maybe they were Poles? This well known reactionary and uncontrollable element.

Anyway, they drugged me and when I came up to, I couldn't help but notice that my hands were painted red, most likely dipped in a can of red paint.

Therefore, since the situation seems to be getting out of hand, I must denounce EVERYBODY (with the exception of the Most Trusted Comrades here, to be sure) including my wife and children and my mother and father and all neighbors in the radius of at least 500 miles.

With the Leader like ours Victory is certain.
 

 

 

 

Comrades,

This poster says in Russian, "Report All Thoughtcriminals for Spreading Fishy Rumors!" Why? Because we said so!

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I DENOUNCE YOU NAVIGATOR!

SHUT UP! Dear Leader says SHUT UP!

OBAMA: 'I don't want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess'..."



That's right! You tell them Dear Leader, because it's all about BIPARTISANSHIP™....
 

 

 

 

not sure if my propanganda poster got attached

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Well where is it comrade? If you have any more problems please refer to this guide...



 

 

Comrad El Presidente,

Thank you for your approval and encouragement. To offset the cost of their transportation, we'll be confiscating everything they possess. Please send me a list of anything you, your family, and mistresses would like. If it is clothing, I will need their sizes. Also, for clothing for the senior citizens in your family, I will have to coordinate with Colonel 7.62 to ensure the clothing isn't damaged should the Party[sup]TM[/sup] approve of my suggested action. Rest assured, I'll do my best to locate the items you request in the Peoples' Booty[sup]TM[/sup].

In Socialist Solidarity!
 

 

Found in another thread...

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Comrades, yet another blow for the ironic collective!

I burst with gloriously undulant swellings of prideful mirth when I read :

"There's also a statute that requires the White House to retain all communications that it receives. It can't try to rewrite history by pretending it didn't receive anything," he said.

"If the White House deletes anything, it violates one statute. If the White House collects data on the free speech, it violates another statute."

So The One and his household are screwed if they keep their messages and screwed if they delete/destroy them. Now would be the time, comrades, to report something fishy and get The One's glorious tit further caught in a glorious ringer!!!!!!!!!
 

 

Comrades,

I hope we all doing our duty and canning all those fishy rumors!

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Good thinking, Snoogie. And here is a counterpoint fishy message from our Japanese comrades:


 

Comrade Mortgages, if I am going to be redistributing life force of various non progressive dissenters, I require proper orders signed by either Marshal Pupovich, General Mousey-Tongue, Red Square, or similar, in triplicate, along with form 550-RPM-50BMG signed in blue ink only, plus a non refundable deposit in an amount to be determined by me after services are rendered. Also we will need pie.
 

 

In Soviet Russia, !



The label on the can says "herring." Could this be related to what the capitalist enemy refers to as "red herring"?
 

Yummmm... is it in Mustard Sauce?
 

 

I don't even know what THAT is, but it has a nice round O that stands for something...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No worry Comrades - Da Fuhrer will step in to deal with these reactionaries.