Two and a half years ago the Party created The People's Cube. Back then a website was a new thing. No one had ever tried to have a website devoted strictly to news and opinion and with an electronical discussion forum for a digital community.
But the Party is about revolutionary innovation and had confidence that the people would soon see the benifits of this new idea first proposed by Lenin long ago of an electronic community. Time has proven Lenin and the Party right!
When the Central Committee authorised the Karl Marx Treatment Center funds they were cautious and set a modest 5 year plan. They realized this new idea of having a website of news and ideas and user forums had never been tried before. No one knew if anyone would accept it.
They needn't have worried. The People's Cube was accepted with open arms by the workers and peasants all over the world. It is truly part of the vanguard of revolution.
The news of The People's Cube success has stirred the hearts of the people all over the world. The People's Cube has brought light to every corner of darkness.
Workers and peasants spontaneously take to the streets at news of Peoples' Cube success.
School children enjoying People's Cube classroom publications and educational toys.
But even with all The People's Cube's successes no one could have predicted friday, August 3rd of 2007, when Hugo Chavez himself talked about The People's Cube on his celebrated television show. Suddenly, even those that aren't computer savy wanted to log on to The People's Cube! Our servers are the hardest working in the world but they were soon swamped by the massses of workers and peasants clamoring for truth and electronical posting forums.
"We will never waver in our devotion to the Party and the defense of the Revolution!"
- The staff at The People's Cube.
It is a truly staggering akkomplishment. No wonder we are all so often dizzy with success! And to think that some Kulaks have insinuated it was a lack of nutrition! Pah! The succour we receive from within the bosom of The Party makes food obsolete. We at the Cube need nothing to sustain us but the knowledge that we are working to bring The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™* to the Workers of the World, so that they too may know the sheer dizzyness we at the Cube now take for granted. But must we not also give thanks to for ? For how else, besides, of course, our very own which we receive through the gift of our Tin Hats, could we have spread, like so much fertilizer, the Glorious Message!!! And so the Movement continues to grow!!!
Sister Massively Opiated
*as it is already next Tuesday in some parts of the world, The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ will naturally apply to next next Tuesday...
May the vodka flow like a river in celebration!
And Bruno likes to smoke a good cigar.
I have found it necessary to curtail those rations for the brain damage caused by the lead, if carried too far, means that we have to get more proles. But a little bit cuts down on their fractiousness, so it's a high-wire act.
Suggestions, please, to Get the Lead In. Deadline September 1, 2007.
New readers of The People's Cube gaze at the lovely vision of the future that they will work and struggle towards for the rest of their lives.
There's always more room in the Hotel Lubyanka...
...And regarding our glorious People's Aircraft, it matters not if it's Ilyushin or Tupolev, it's all Anatov to me...
(Yak Yak Yak!)
I do indeed have my own well-used blunt shovel, (it was a gift from the Commissariat for State Security several years back, when I once showed ambition), and I can drive myself to the railroad station in my humble Moskvitch. I know the KGB has better cars, but they don't always take you where you want to go. (I love it when I quote myself!) 50 barrels of people's dirt shall be forthcoming.
Wait, my avatar appears to be gone... ...where did this Zil come from???... ...nooooo!!!!..... >poof!<
Lennin is on his way!!
"Hello, Hillary? We have your Ms. Snappy here. Pay up if you want to sleep with her again."
Stop making me think!!!
how glorious to be remembered!
after serious, i mean minor, problems with the Red October, involving ballast, sabotage by counter revolutionaries, missing screwdrivers (thank lenin for butter knives) and extreme breath holding
we have returned
it is so refreshing to know that you can recognize a kennedy killbox when it is on its four wheels.
confirm distance to surface
one ping only
The People's Cube “the best source of korrekt opinion and all sorts progressive” (no, you're wrong, that's not a typo, check your spelling!)
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