Pelosi to Run in 2022?

Pelosi Won't Say if She Will Run for Reelection in 2022

 

Rock Bottom: GOP Poll Shows Nancy Pelosi Net Favorability Dropping Double Digits in Past 8 Months
 

Good Colonel,

Here at the People's Cube, we attempt to present information as supportive of the party, the five-year plan, and of course, the Children ™ .

Might I suggest that your headline be resubmitted along the lines of "Exalted Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi redistributes her own favorabilty ratings to other Progressive Programs in opposition of GOP attacks" or something along those lines? The Ministry of Truth can assist you in finding the right words...I'll be in the tractor barn if I can be of assistance.
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Good Colonel,

Here at the People's Cube, we attempt to present information as supportive of the party, the five-year plan, and of course, the Children ™ .

Might I suggest that your headline be resubmitted along the lines of "Exalted Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi redistributes her own favorabilty ratings to other Progressive Programs in opposition of GOP attacks" or something along those lines? The Ministry of Truth can assist you in finding the right words...I'll be in the tractor barn if I can be of assistance.


Thank you for your kind offer, which I decline.

Pelosi is a tool of the globalist counter-revolution with no allegiance to The Party™, the five-year plan or The Children™. Her only purpose is to use her position to facilitate the hegemony of an oligarchy of power-obsessed ultra-capitalist pseudo-intellectual elitists who use the guise of socialism and communism just as a wolf uses sheep's clothing before it devours its prey.

I will have no part in pretending that this monster is anything less than a hooligan nor will I write headlines of the kind you suggest, of which there are far too many already available at CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, WAPO, NYT, The Atlantic, Teen Vogue, etc.

I will do nothing to ensure that her obscene supply of Bourgeois ice cream is replenished while the Proletariat suffers from supply interruptions due to massive mismanagement by compliant flunkeys and agitprops at the District of Columbia level.

Still—in spite of having said all the latter—I have a sense of honor and will not comment on how she has four eyebrows, venom glands in her throat, a subscription to Colonoscopy Today and voodoo dolls of Joe Manchin and Krysten Sinema.