So I have an idea, I want people to list off more sustainable ways of body disposal. Please feel more than free to use Osama's body as a model on what we should have done. Pictures or descriptions are fine, but remember it must be green! I'm sure the oil in Osama's hair has probably killed a fish or two by now.
But since I know that Osama was so fond of the New York Times, my method would be to wrap him up in old N.Y.T. papers so he can enjoy light reading for eternity.
Maybe we could spike the Kool-Aid at the next RNC convention.
I received this photo that was sworn to have been from USS Carl Vinson! .... .... OBL lasts photo!
Use a sector of the ocean noted for being infested by many types of sharks. Drop several pieces of the bloody meat into the ocean to attract prospective diners.
Then dumped the body in question into the aforementioned ocean.
Cleanup is by natural processes and done rather quickly.
When excreted his body will become one of the bottom. Forever joined to the fecal material of sea creatures.
Major Mistake prefers using the 100,000' high dive with no parachute.
My sources tell me that the greenest method of disposing of Mr. Osama's corpse is by giving the body to a pack of wild dogs. They leave no mess, you see. It should have been well documented for doubters on YouTube.
Osama Bin Laden popped? And then dumped in the ocean?
I figured out by 1967 that the government would rather lie than tell the truth about ANYTHING.
After spending close to a Trillion$ fighting these "Not wars with Islam" we finally kill OSB. And what do we do? We throw the body in the ocean.
About the same thing as all the mystery bodies on the New Jersey shore?
I think we are being lied to (shock) again.
1.Dress him up in an Uncle Sam outfit, rig him up with animatronics, and have him sell Budweiser and pork sausages on the Fourth of July. The rest of the year, he can be the main attraction at Disney's "It's a Small World" ride.
2. Have him be the star of a Weekend at Bernie's remake.
3. Loan his body to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for a special, live action episode of South Park. Followed by a feature length film and a Broadway musical.
My computer suggested this one: "He will be baked, and there will be cake".
I have suggested over and over that his pictures be released, or be purposely leaked, to show his micropenis. I cannot think of anything more humiliating. And how can his supporters claim any sort of tribal manhood for him? "He was the biggest man..." would be met by gales of laughter.
Mock and destroy.
Or Senator Reid? Even dead he would have a higher IQ.
I hear that Mao wanted to sleep with a thousand virgins, believing that it would give him immortality. Either he was wrong or there aren't a thousand virgins in China. Perhaps they all interned in the White House.
I am happy to report that Brother Bin Laden is now Director of Voter Registration in Zimbabwe (Post Humous Division).
For a small fee I will be happy to send him to Chicago in 2012.
Maybe he should go later this year, start poking around and getting to know the lay of the land and so on...
It's not easy counting until you get what you want. Sometimes it's hard to ignore the will of the people and we all, made progs that is, know that democracy is a horrible mistake.
As for me? I'm a made prog which means that I'm a thug too. Laws mean nothing, only my will to control. I count people who believe in laws as fools, because if they obey them, they're fools and because I have no intention of obeying them.
Laws are for little people. I'm a prog.
I have a strange memory for numbers. Like in 1984 Walter Mondale won only one state--his own--by 3114 votes, which is less than one per precinct.
That His Most Righteous Algore, he with the broomstick up his ass and the wandering weiner (shut up) didn't win his own home state.
That under that dreadful man Pinochet, fewer than 2500 people were killed and that to avoid a Cuban-style heaven-on-earth. Where we think nothing of 2500 people but pitch wood while thinking of the murder, sorry, harmonization, of over 100 million people in the last century.
You know, I really hate individuality because I might have to have a real soul.
How wonderful to be a Made Prog. We get to give attitude to everyone because of our assumed moral superiority; get between all human transactions (the sheeple are too stupid to treat for themselves), and take some vigorish from it, and then extract money with force under menaces of fines or prison or both. We can take away a prole's house if he doesn't pay as much of his income to fund our social engineering as we want.
Just don't let the RethugliKKKAns know that we've invalidated the 14th Amendment.
See how we destroy private enterprise and medicine? And that half trillion taken from Medicare. I get a real tingle up my leg when I think of the required death panels.
Also the reductions in reimbursement will mean that more and more doctors won't take Medicare, but that's all right. We'll have a single-payor system and we'll be able to get rid of people who are not producing but just consuming--read everyone not in the toil of government--are obviously not productive, right?
Do we keep a milk cow after she no longer can calve and give milk? Hell no. She is eaten.
Eat the old!
I can hardly wait for 50% of the companies which offer health insurance to drop it on Obamacare's rising out of the sea like Grendel's mother. This will mean that more and more people won't have doctors, and since the young, the healthy, don't much need doctors, that's fine. Because they can work, to feed me.
Soon we'll be going to Cuba for medical tourism.
While researching the latest Fatwas my Department of Fatwa Research discovered this fatwa!
I denounce the Marines of the USSA! Clearly they would all burn in hell, if there were one!
In meantime, I will decree tomorrow that no more dead bodies is to be dumped in the harbours of Zimbabwe.
We all have to institute Sharia in order to be Progressive, even if we know all religion is false!
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BIN LADEN: AL AZHAR, SEA BURIAL IS A SIN
02 MAY , 13:01
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(ANSAmed) - CAIRO, MAY 2 - The body of Osama bin Laden must be buried in the ground, and throwing it into the sea would be a 'sin', said Mahmoud Ashour of the Al Azhar Academy of Islamic Research, the most prestigious Sunni educational institute, while speaking to ANSA.
The Al Azhar official rejected the idea of sea burial of the Al Qaida leader for "trivial motives", explaining that even when someone drowns, the body must be searched for in order to be able to "bury it in the ground". "They should bury it in the ground without putting anything on the grave," explained Ashour, responding to a question about whether Osama bin Laden's burial could become a sort of pilgrimage site. (ANSAmed).
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Q. Can Muslims actually eat other people? Or is that just a metaphor?
Well, with totalitarianism--ask Nanski, who looks these days like a deer caught in the headlights but that could be the Botox talking plus her senescence and the fact that she has never entertained a single thought which connected to reality--on the rise, let's all grovel to the New Thug on the Block.
And since I'm a good progressive, I'm going to lie down, on my bed, with my door unlocked, so that they can slit my throat.
It's Allah's Will. Because I'm a gay unbeliever.
Rather than displaying their remains in some glass case, like Supreme Leader Lenin's at Red Square, I propose we can have them preserved and use for decorative lawn art. Just think of all the industry and jobs this will create. Nancy Pelosi as a garden scarecrow would be awesome. It will probably scare away even the Democrat deer who think they can just walk into the garden and eat anything you have planted. Moles and rodents causing trouble in the yard? Just place a Weiner image there for them to look at. Coyotes and foxes copulating with your house dogs? Put a Barney Frank statue out to remind them of the consequences in cross species breeding. The possible benefit to mankind is unlimited, they will continue their glorious service to the people. Of course this program will have to be funded by massive tax hikes of the capitalist pigs who are to blame for our current economic crisis.