According to the White House sources, the Obama administration has just hired world renowned , Thamsanqa Jantjie, to help sell Obamacare and other stumbling initiatives to the American people.
As early reports have placed the interpreter alongside White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, a high level source relayed the President's confidence that "Mr. Jantjie's ability to bullshit his way through a performance, doing so much yet saying so little, will serve to make Mr. Carney's unintelligible briefings accessible to a whole new constituency."
Other likely uses of Mr. Jantjie's talents will be to serve alongside the President when making Obamacare proclamations and possibly serving with HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius during congressional testimony.
On a side note, given that Mr. Jantjie is not an American citizen (although he claims to have been born in Hawaii), he most assuredly will qualify for an Obamacare subsidy, with his schizophrenia being a pre-existing condition.
*As you should be aware, it is blatant raaaaacism to mention Dear Leader's name in connection with the mmm-mmmCare law because that is something rich white people do.
On second thought Obama's packing the courts now so he should make the guy a Judge.
Inspired by the signing translator at the Nelson Mandela funeral, President Obama immediately recruited him to provide a new way for "Signing Up" for ObamaCare at HealthCare.Gov for the "Affordable Care Act."
Was interpreter offering Dear Leader item from menu with this doggie facsimile?