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Not "undies" but FUNDIES instead!

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Silly terrorists, just one bowl of my habanero laced chili would've been more deadly. First the oxygen masks would've dropped, then the passengers would be sky diving out the exits just to get some fresh air before they hit the ground.

 

 

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Captain Underpants!

This is a serious matter that deserves party attention and not some juvenile immature doggerel poetry.

Show a little decorum and dignity please.

Pssst Gang, now that I've diverted his attention:

I see London
I see France
I see the Captian's
Underpants!!!!

Oh, Snoogie! I can't thank you enough for reactivating the synapses in my brain that remember this very wise poem!

 

 

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Obamugabe wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:
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When I was in college we used to stuff a sock where the comrades now stuff the tetra nitro thingy stuff.

Now that you mention it, Obamugabe, I used to know guys who did that when I was in college. They were always the one's who didn't get the girls.

That's ok Comrade. Even if I did not get the girl, I still got the country!

Now I have all the girls I want.

Amandla

Obamugabe

Thank you, comrade Obamugabe, for showing me "how it's done." A most impressive achievement! My admiration for you has gone up several notches!

 

 

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Pamalinsky wrote: Pssssst. You were a bit condescending to me this time, to put it mildly, Comrade Snoogie Woogums, and I didn't like it. I gave you some much-needed slack in my response. Howsomever, the next time you respond to me me in this condescending manner, it goes straight to the Politburo. Understand? You want to talk "serious matter"? THIS is a serious matter! And, it ain't no "diversion" either. It's in your face! Kisses on that face! Pamalinsky.

Of course we are all equals here, in this socialist utopia, but some are more equal than others. This Equality™ is what you, a virgin prog prole of the collective with not even enough seniority to lick
Commissar Elliott or

Commodore Snoogie Woogums
boots, need to understand.

Comrade Pamalinsky, WE are The Politburo. State your case, redress your trespasses, and learn your place!

Hail Obama!

 

 

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Olga Katrina, I see that your attitude is the proper attitude for a party member. Please bear in mind that with enough of this attitude you will become a made prog which means that you will get to do just exactly what you want to do, as long as you pay lip service to the Truth du Jour.

You see, truth is what we think is true at 8 AM in the morning. It might be a completely different truth than yesterday's truth, but it's true today. Doesn't mean it will be true tomorrow.

And don't worry about being thrown under the bus. I myself have several tire marks on my back, most of them from Pupovich as a matter of fact.

I really must get my dear friend a gift, come to think of it.

 

 

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WHAT IS THIS!?!

Who allows these proles such comfort in our esteemed presence!?! What would Dear Leader Obama think if he saw you Party Elite™ members actually helping proles rather than making them dependent on OPM and our People's Pimping™ assigning them to tasks for The Common Good™ of The Party™. The unions will die comrades, the welfare roles will shrink, planned parenthood will be sunk, SUNK I SAY, if we have anymore of this personal help, NO WE CAN"T STAND FOR IT! These proles must be sent to their local Compassion Offices™ and fill out form #6483905B in order to be assigned to a Compassionate Collective™ of The Party's choosing in order to receive any inking of Help™.

I am SHOCKED comrades, SHOCKED I SAY, at your disloyalty to our Directives! Commissar Theocritus, Commodore Snoogie, WHy!?! wHy!?! WHY!?!

 

 

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Er, Globe, AZ is nearly equidistant from Tucson and Phoenix. What about Payson? There are lots of bridges from Phoenix to Payson, and the highway even crosses over itself. We could throw Bruno off one of the bridges. I don't think that even a homing queen could survive that.

But then there are times that I think that Bruno is useful after all. When Nanski comes to the Rancho I am of course awed to be in the presence of a Mistress of Totalitarian Socialism. Bruno on the other hand can <a href="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... =4282">see through her</a>. It's the wisdom of the idiots and children, you know.

Er, did I say "diligence" instead of "incoherence?" My spellcheck doesn't account for this. I thought that was the objective, dear Commissar Theocritus. I meant to convey the idea that the "Glob" might still be there, just like the nasty radioactive stuff we made hay of from that other movie. We spun it into Gold! I was just thinkin' that our old Globbie might still be there and suck up Bruno for you. Ah, well, so much for my "promotion."

[SIZE=7]BUT, HOW'S ABOUT THIS!

Monday, Jan 18, 2010 20:19 EST
[url=Pelosi:%20]Pelosi: "We will have healthcare -- one way or another"[/url]

I would like to offer a musical tribute to our most esteemed princess, Nanski Peloski on her comments today regarding the upstart, Scott Brown's possible election. I do miss, at least in this clip, her crazy hand jive.

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha

And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd.

Ah. Music to my ears.

 

 


 
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