NEW! Fact Cheka wear!

Wear the spiffy red shirt to remind people that you're a Party™ member and that you too are watching. Relish the fear you instill in others just by wearing this t-shirt.

Denounced? No problem! The t-shirt also comes in GULAG grey and is made of durable fabric guaranteed to last as long as your prison sentence.

Is it cold out? We've got you "covered" in more ways than one! We have red hoodies for Party™ members, and grey hoodies for denounced ex-Party™ members. Just kidding, the grey hoodies are for the prison guards, but pack one along to bribe a prison guard until you've been reeducated enough to wear your red hoodie again.

Thanks to the foresight of His Equalness, Red Square, and the wisdom of the Kollektive leadership, we have chosen not just any red, but BeetRed™ for the Party™ member t-shirt and hoodie. Once again we are the envy of the oppressed capitalists and their wage masters.

Thank you for your efforts on my behalf, Kamalarad. I have just had a lengthy discussion with the People's Genius, AOC. Once she realized that her profit reward for selfless service and the brilliance reflected in her original motto were more equal than mine, she was satisfied. I think you may have softened her up a bit, and she agreed to skip the denunciation in exchange for a dressed-in-white-tears-of-agony photo session in front of the facility that produces ChekaWear™. She actually posed in front of the child labor factory that produces her sweatshirts by accident, but I'm sure she had some greater purpose in mind. Who am I to criticize?

I've been practicing Dzerzhinsky's side glance. When I wear the t-shirt and pace the aisles at Walmart, the proles nearly wet themselves with terror at all the guilty secrets they think I've discovered. Talk about a rush!

There can be no true freedom until an army of, um, like-minded citizens join together to stamp out racism, hate, fascism, and bigotry. Nothing shouts "Down with Intolerance!" like ChekaWear™.

YOU can be trusted, comrade. So, here's the secret: buying one of these t-shirts places you immediately on the FBI's list of suspected Fact Cheka agents. How? You are reported by someone very close to me who must remain anonymous for the sake of state security. This anonymous source then uses his/her/its information to befriend and recruit the FBI agents spying on this website who are posing as fellow Cubists. In so doing, we increase our counter-intelligence assets which enable us to bypass the FBI and spy directly on ourselves. Buying an item of ChekaWear™ exploits capitalism and increases our self-surveillance. It's the capitalists selling us the rope with which we hang ourselves. See? Win-win!

We all do our part toiling in the Struggle for the Greater Good™. May Lenin bless you in your tireless labors for the GWONT™.

I was horrified by your link to a forbidden website known for intolerance, but how the story warmed my heart. A divided proletariat is easier to control and set against undesirable elements in our society. To think of a generation of children cut off from learning is to imagine a giant blob of silly putty just waiting for us to shape it into the perfect society. Our policy of truth by repetition is unstoppable with a disinformed population. Next Tuesday™ never seemed closer.