NEW! Fact Cheka wear!


He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Fact Cheka is coming to town!
Comrades! Fact Cheka wear is here!




A point of order...
I suggest you reserve a GRAY set for yourself...
Kamalarad Aleksandrea Occasional Cortex has filed Impeachment Papers... You are cutting deeply into her Party-Approved Sweatshirt Market Share...
She was absolutely TRAUMATISED by your act of Domestic Terrorism.... You are lucky I was able to talk her down from Attempted Murder Charges! It took me hours to coax her from her private toilet...
Instead, you will serve an indeterminant length of service to the Kollective at an Arbeitslager in the Wuhan Province manufacturing this kalssic apparal in bulk kwantities...
You can thank me with a post card from your new posting... Please, ensure you sanitise it BEFORE you ship it...




Comrade Jenkem
Will it be available in beet red so as to hide stains from my glorious task as beet harvester comrade specialist # 4576-37?

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
KAMALARAD AL-BLOGUNOV....A point of order...
I suggest you reserve a GRAY set for yourself...
Kamalarad Aleksandrea Occasional Cortex has filed Impeachment Papers... You are cutting deeply into her Party-Approved Sweatshirt Market Share...
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She was absolutely TRAUMATISED by your act of Domestic Terrorism.... You are lucky I was able to talk her down from Attempted Murder Charges! It took me hours to coax her from her private toilet...
Instead, you will serve an indeterminant length of service to the Kollective at an Arbeitslager in the Wuhan Province manufacturing this kalssic apparal in bulk kwantities...
You can thank me with a post card from your new posting... Please, ensure you sanitise it BEFORE you ship it...


RedDiaperette
Oh, Comrade Goldstein, do not be such a Party pooper. I am desirous of having such hoodies for myself and for others in the hood. I can just see us now, padding shoulder to shoulder down the aisles of local markets and other public venues, denouncing maskless faces and unwoke conversations. What fun, I mean what service to the Party that will be! My whiskers are all a-tingle at the thought.



Ivan the Stakhanovets
Everyone should be wearing one. Uniformity is the only way we can truly achieve diversity.

Iffin's 'pelipsky orders a beet red FactCheka hoodie - is Russian hoaxer al-Blogunov going to send all information to FBI like Bank of Amerikkka?
If you can't trust Russians around this TPC place, who CAN be trusted??
Oh wait, the nurse is promising 'pelipsky is gettin' close to needin' another shot.
Why?? the NannyState buyin'???
oh, and Blogunov...is institution PO box a valid address like mail in ballots??
over n'out
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549


jackalopelipsky
'pelipsky is gettin' all Chekaweared up, but then thought - this is Russian Hoax to get 'pelipsky to follow Trump' incendiary peace and patriotic solidarity requests to Congress like Lech Wałęsa.Iffin's 'pelipsky orders a beet red FactCheka hoodie - is Russian hoaxer al-Blogunov going to send all information to FBI like Bank of Amerikkka?
If you can't trust Russians around this TPC place, who CAN be trusted??
Oh wait, the nurse is promising 'pelipsky is gettin' close to needin' another shot.
Why?? the NannyState buyin'???
over n'out
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549


Ivan the Stakhanovets
Everyone should be wearing one. Uniformity is the only way we can truly achieve diversity.And "objectivity" is a "characteristic of White supremacy".
Because Aristotle is just a dead white guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-educa ... -supremacy


I am moved to tears to see my hero, Comrade Dzerzhinsky, my inspiration for all the work I do for the Party™. I will be wearing this shirt, in red of course to hide the 'stains' from my work, while I 'encourage' counter-revolutionaries to repent and of course inform on their associates.


Dimitri Kissov
My Dear Comrade Komissar al-Blogunov!I am moved to tears to see my hero, Comrade Dzerzhinsky, my inspiration for all the work I do for the Party™. I will be wearing this shirt, in red of course to hide the 'stains' from my work, while I 'encourage' counter-revolutionaries to repent and of course inform on their associates.


Ellsworth Toohey
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Everyone should be wearing one. Uniformity is the only way we can truly achieve diversity.And "objectivity" is a "characteristic of White supremacy".
Because Aristotle is just a dead white guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-educa ... -supremacy


Komissar al-Blogunov
Ellsworth Toohey
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Everyone should be wearing one. Uniformity is the only way we can truly achieve diversity.And "objectivity" is a "characteristic of White supremacy".
Because Aristotle is just a dead white guy.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-educa ... -supremacy
At the institution, 'pelipsky's sawed board twice and it was still too short!! But, it ain't 'pelipsky's board..It was The Institution's bored. Gettin' all ethnocentric'd up about some kind of math error when it's all provided free is crazy talk.
'p