Military Aid for Ukraine

Unless Russian forces immediately withdraw from the Crimea, the White House is ready to deploy the Lightbringer Brigade to Balaclava...

...and the rail gun "Big Michelle" to besiege Sevastopol:


 

Sycophants to the right of him,
Sycophants to the left of him,
Sycophants in front of him
  Cheered and applauded;
 

‘Forward (™), the Lightbringer Brigade!'
Was there a Democrat dismay'd?
Not tho' the media reported
The President had blunder'd;
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to vote and die (and then vote again):
Onto the nearest golf course
Rode Barack Obama.



[Edited to include Komissar Blogunov's verse]
 

Instead of just talking, talking, and more talking maybe Comrade John "pass the ketchup" Kerry could have his limo driver bring him to the Crimean border. Then he could arrange a camera crew to tape him tossing a few of his many war medals over the fence in protest. Surely this would impress Putin.

PS - John, stop balancing soccer balls on your head. It's not dignified!


 

 

Obama administration's contribution to the war effort: The WWII battleship Missouri, once known to her crew as "Big Mo", will be re-christened "Big Moo" in honor of Moochelle Obama's tireless service to humanity. (and the children)


 

 

 

We will subdue our enemies using only the most Effective and Efficient Green Military Tech.*M17,000,000,000,000A3 National Debt Class MBT

 

 

Our Dear Leader has reached out to his trusted well rehearsed secret weapon being proven time after time to help out the inexperienced Ukrainian forces.
Forward!



 

 

 

Comrade Marx, I am concerned that the acerage required for the expanded fantail ( or pooper deck in this instance ) would require vast amounts of steel, the demand of which might impact the availability of resources needed for shovels. Is there another way to move that much FLATUS overwater? Maybe clearcut a rain forest or two?
 

 

That's perfect!Thank you :)
 

Sending military aid to Ukraine need not be considered. It isn't like the US and Britain signed any kind of protection memorandum in Budapest or something.

Russia military are simply following FLOTUS "Let's Move" campaign by moving to nice vacation spot.
 

How about Colonel Obama dispatch Predator over Crimea on auto-land mode? It could earn him a couple of more classified medals.
 

Our wartime President leads the charge!