Special thanks to General Secretary for his insights into the lo-fo voter mind.
[indentr]Social security? Isn't that the guy who, like, polices keg parties and stuff?"[/indentr]
I feel so much richer now that I'm unemployable at a higher minimum wage.
Free-Market advocates are so dumb they equate "property 'rights'" with human rights such as my right to keep the fruits of my own labor.
If the "Free Market" is so great, how come I still can't find a job even though I graduated from a school in which everyone was a valedictorian?
How could anyone be so heartless as to oppose Economic-Justice laws for everyone to be in the top 1%?
Tea-Partiers are like so dumb they oppose Progressive laws to make everyone above averge.
What do you mean "Putting everyone at the front of the line" puts everyone in the back of the line?
Dude! Everyone but Global-Warming Deniers knows climate was hotter during the Roman Empire than now because their excessively large road system led to far too many carbon footprints.
You mean celebrities supporting laws against ordinary people owning guns for self-protection use their own wealth to hire armed guards for themselves?
You mean mandating Ethanol in gasoline contributes to world hunger by diverting corn from food to gasoline?
According to a GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report, Neytiri says: "Stop Global Warming because it forces me to go naked."