Keep Calm and Release the Kraken

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Great excitement today in the waters around the Hamptons, New York, as some pleasure boats and yachts of Democrat bigwigs were dragged down by what seems to be a gigantic squid with a MAGA hat.

According to CNN, the Biden campaign has appointed a "Kraken Hunter-elect" by the name of Ahab, who they hope will hunt down the terrifying beast.