Is Your Pillow Party-Approved?


Comrades, it warms my old Soviet heart greatly to finally see Next Tuesday arriving, after all these years of waiting patiently!!
And among the many joys Next Tuesday brings is finally seeing white supremacist militia leaders like Mike Lindell of "MyPillow™" being unpersoned!
Now that Bed, Bath & Beyond and Kohl's have dropped racist Trump-supporter Lindell's products, the rest of the Party-Approved stores will soon follow suit. And I say it's about time! Only Party-Approved products for the masses, comrades, from here on in! It's for their own good, after all.
What a glorious new day is dawning!
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says multiple major retailers will no longer sell his products following election controversy.


R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrades, it warms my old Soviet heart greatly to finally see Next Tuesday arriving, after all these years of waiting patiently!!And among the many joys Next Tuesday brings is finally seeing white supremacist militia leaders like Mike Lindell of "MyPillow™" being unpersoned!
Now that Bed, Bath & Beyond and Kohl's have dropped racist Trump-supporter Lindell's products, the rest of the Party-Approved stores will soon follow suit. And I say it's about time! Only Party-Approved products for the masses, comrades, from here on in! It's for their own good, after all.
What a glorious new day is dawning!
Note: When ordering, please present your papers. Do not ask how many, or what type of "pillow" you get. The Party™ knows your social score; you will get what you need.




Is BBB and Kohls teaching the collective to expect empty shelves, like in Cuba?? 'pelipsky just sees the empty product shelf promotion space that was formerly occupied by ACORN squatter of commercial product shelf space, Mike Lindell's pillows, but is now empty. So, the remaining products not eliminated are rearranged to make the loss of selection choices not look so zen emptiness of choice that all comrades of communism expect.
Limited Choices is what BBB and Kohls want for their stupid immoral customers. Limited Choices is a whole new product placement economy of the future JoeBama Economic Stimulus.






Komissar al-Blogunov
KAB, what are you talking about??? - straw FILLED??? - KAB, go gather your own straw to fill sandbag lovingly hand crafted by only the happiest political prisoners.
forelocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR -549


jackalopelipsky
Komissar al-Blogunov
KAB, what are you talking about??? - straw FILLED??? - KAB, go gather your own straw to fill sandbag lovingly hand crafted by only the happiest political prisoners.
forelocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR -549
Should not the straw be saved to make bricks for the pyramids?


RedDiaperette
jackalopelipsky
Komissar al-Blogunov
KAB, what are you talking about??? - straw FILLED??? - KAB, go gather your own straw to fill sandbag lovingly hand crafted by only the happiest political prisoners.
forelocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR -549
Should not the straw be saved to make bricks for the pyramids?
As pink Ushanka'd Jen Psaki answered, "That's a really good question."
Gathering own straw for bricks for pyramids is useful idiot work. Plus, gathered straw can also be used as fodder for happiest political prisoners.
jusayin'forlocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR-549


jackalopelipsky
Plus, gathered straw can also be used as fodder for happiest political prisoners.
jusayin'forlocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR-549
Not "political prisoners." Just Deprograming Clients who are being "protected" by The Party™.





