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Impeach Now: Executive Purge List

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Comrades, it is time. Time to expand The Executive Purge List.

Re-impeaching Ex-President Trump from the office of the presidency may prevent him from running for that office again. Now we must impeach all Republicans that might run for president without Democratic-Socialist approval.

We are open to nominations for The Executive Purge List from all approved members of The Party™ (we know who you are.) There is currently only one “Protected Republican” on The Party™ Approval List, though “protection” is limited and temporary. Feel free to nominated those that need to be liquidated, impeached, or purged.

Executive Purge Nominees:
  • Trump-Hitler (already in progress)
  • Bush-Hitler (just to close the loop)
  • George H. W. Bush (exhume because he only served one term)
  • Gerald Ford (exhume so SNL can get some funny jokes)
  • Mike Pence
  • All members of Trump’s family (looking at you, Barron)
  • Hope Hicks, Kayleigh McEnany, and all of Newsmax's 30 Most Influential Republicans Under 30
  • [next]



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Time to expand The Executive Purge List.


Executive Purge Nominees:
  • [continued]
  • Mike Lindell
  • Sarah Palin
  • Michelle Malkin
  • Jim DeMint
  • Michele Bachmann
  • Ron DeSantis
  • Kristi Noem
  • Greg Abbott
  • Tommy Tuberville
  • Tom Cotton
  • Marco Rubio
  • Rand Paul
  • John Kennedy
  • Josh Hawley
  • Ted Cruz
  • Mike Lee
  • Marco Rubio
  • Ben Carson
  • Rick Santorum
  • Mike Huckabee
  • Bobby Jindal
  • Scott Walker
  • Rick Perry
  • Nikki Haley
  • Ted Nugent
  • Allen West
  • Marsha Blackburn
  • Newt Gingrich
  • Ron Paul
  • Steve Bannon
  • Ann Coulter
  • That Russian Colluder Guy, Sergei something something
  • [next]



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Here, I drew a map that with scientific precision identifies the individuals in need of impeachment and the geographical areas in need of purification.*

* Alaska isn't marked as this is where the purgees shall be assembled in Enlightenment Camps to manufacture solar panels until work will set them free.

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You crazy commies. I think you should all have self-impeachment sessions with a side-arm.

 

 

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Did I miss I have a Comrade who wants to know if he missed the fine print-- Shouldn't Nick Saban be on the "naughty" list? Some of those "ill-gotten" statistics ought to be redistributed to teams that equally belonged in the playoffs...

 
Last edited by Ivan the Stakhanovets on 28 Jan 2021, 17:52, edited 1 time in total.
Reason for editing this post: Subject-verb tense error, -3 points.

 

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Almost trembling to write comment after Ivan's correction. Standards are cracking down in this Harris Biden Administration.

But, comrades, if we are to purge previous generations, what about going all the way back and purging the nation of William Bradford. That guy has a lot of 'splainin' to do.

https://mayflowerhistory.com/bradford-william.

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Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:
Executive Purge Nominees:
  • [Whole bunch of people]
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  • That Russian Colluder Guy, Sergei something something

I think Sergei has self-exiled since we haven't seen him in a while.

Comrade Marxist, how can you forget Abraham Lincoln! Not only the very first Rethugglican President, but, according to the fellow travelers in the San Francisco Peoples' School District, he needs to be declared an un-person since he failed to "sufficiently identify with the plight of black people." After all, his actions on behalf of blacks only led to his assassination in a most public manner. A true revolutionary would have found a way to do more.

Besides, by ending slavery, it denied us the glory of doing it! This is, after all, why we needed to re-enslave them on the Leftist Plantation, so that we could get the credit for freeing them. At least, until next time...

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Chief Designer wrote:Comrade Marxist, how can you forget Abraham Lincoln!

My Dearest Chief Designer,

Yo!

I do not forget. I do notice that da People's House be slow to purge our enemies.

As da Cube's Drive-By Artist, I am organizing y'all to fill da list and get da purge started.

Muss I do everythin? Or to quote my Congresswoaman, Sheila Jackson Lee, "Muss I die?"




Now as busy босяк, there be some important drive-bys to finish to purge a few of da peeps' enemy. Git to shovels, The Glorious world of next Tuesday™ be here soon.




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Komrades! In order to purge past, to protect present, and ensure future, we must finally also be absolutely bringing to light this terrible lie about Alexei Navalny being poisoned. This never happened... Navalny possibly ate bad Borscht or illegally produced Vodka. Where are your witnesses? Dr. Sergey Maximshin has become "unavailable for comment" after suffering sudden heart attack, and dying of 'completely natural causes'. So where is proof of Navalny's poisoning? Is not true.... Why would State lie?

 

 

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Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:
Chief Designer wrote:Comrade Marxist, how can you forget Abraham Lincoln!

My Dearest Chief Designer,

As da Cube's Drive-By Artist, I am organizing y'all to fill da list and get da purge started.

Muss I do everythin?

In that case, товарищи, carry on. You are truly doing the parties work!

- SK

 

 

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Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:Image

Comrades, it is time. Time to expand The Executive Purge List.

Re-impeaching Ex-President Trump from the office of the presidency may prevent him from running for that office again. Now we must impeach all Republicans that might run for president without Democratic-Socialist approval.

We are open to nominations for The Executive Purge List from all approved members of The Party™ (we know who you are.) There is currently only one “Protected Republican” on The Party™ Approval List, though “protection” is limited and temporary. Feel free to nominated those that need to be liquidated, impeached, or purged.

Executive Purge Nominees:
  • Trump-Hitler (already in progress)
  • Bush-Hitler (just to close the loop)
  • George H. W. Bush (exhume because he only served one term)
  • Gerald Ford (exhume so SNL can get some funny jokes)
  • Mike Pence
  • All members of Trump’s family (looking at you, Barron)
  • Hope Hicks, Kayleigh McEnany, and all of Newsmax's 30 Most Influential Republicans Under 30
  • [next]



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Komrade CtoG, Sweetie, no one ever gets purged (except for non DS like Trump). Sometimes I wish I could purge all of the 70s except for a few things. I often wish I knew then, what I know now. The endless 'Watergate' reminds me of now.

You however, are are rocking the 70s well.


 

 

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Why work with lists? Let's just have a quotum, say 10.000 enemies of the people per day, randomly picked, summarily shot.

 

 


 
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