I got canceled before it was cool

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This isn't a joke. Already in 2005, soon after The People's Cube was born, Google canceled us by removing the site from their search registry. Soon afterwards Cafepress canceled our "Che is Dead" t-shirts. In the next few years our numerous products also got canceled by Zazzle and Spreadshirt. Once we signed up on Facebook and Twitter, our posts got repeatedly canceled, our account suspended for days and weeks, our exposure restricted, and our presence shadowbanned.

We got canceled on Wikipedia by the woke public editors before they even called themselves "woke," and before "cancel culture" became the norm. After a few-month battle to keep our page alive in Wikipedia, we realized it was pointless and gave up trying. At various times we also got canceled by the Department of Defense and AT&T commercial wi-fi networks.

And even before we moved to the U.S., the caring Soviet state had canceled our prospects of any career advancement.

So this t-shirt isn't a joke, but rather a story of my life. I'll wear it proudly and I know that many of you will, too.



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Yes, most Red Square on cancelled before it was cool.

When 'pelipsky first met Red Square on Shake Down Socialism tour, 'pelipsky had already been cancelled from teaching middle school remedial readers to read better for their own good...because 'pelipsky just 'might' be nuts. Of course, having the student who was so mixed up that he did an action item straight out of a Flannery O'Connor morality tale still sitting in class next to the rest of the collective's beet sprouts, while 'pelipsky was relieved of duties improving reading levels because 'pelipsky - the victim - was the obvious THREAT TO World Peace and safe learning environment was shoving 'pelipsky into accepted nut status.

CANCELLED! Before it was cool.

Which is why 'pelipsky had organized a kkklub that reeducated themselves on hard to read Federalist Papers which were nothing more than illiterate colonial's version of letters to the editor printed in uneducated about the purpose of government colonial newspapers. If not for this kkklub, Red Square would not have had a gathering of ignoramuses in Texazistan to speak to about his ideas about Shake Downs and Socialism.

Cancelling Red Square is to cancel ourselves.

So that's the back story on how 3 decades ago the mythical horned rodent's mind was reshaped for the future, which is now the present. Look at the age of the get cancelled or we will burn down your livelihood pacifist groups and you will see what 30 years of 'pelipsky NOT improving the reading levels of remedial readers at the neighborhood public school campus actually l@@ks like.

That's the power of cancellation, comrades.

'pelipsky is goin' to save up some rubles - what the going rate on recycled aluminum cans these days - so 'pelipsky can be walking billboard of what the Cancel Culture can do to the mind of a dumb bunny remedial reading teacher in order to keep all those Federal Programmed $$$$$$$$$$$ rollin' in to help fix the problem of beet sprouts not being able to read good or conduct themselves to certain norms of civilization. Poor mixed up student is now serving 75 in Texazistan's Prison Sentence for doing something...well...just a little mixed up in the head. Which was perfectly acceptable behavior to remain in desk sitting next your little beet sprout back in 1991.

And no!! That is NOT a smirk!! That's just the normal face of a harelipped mythical horned rodent who graduated a whole bunch of Federalist Paper'd Constitution remediated readers right here in the collective. Those same remediated readers who sat in rapt attention as cancelled Red Square talked about Shake Downs and Socialism.

That's why the mythical horned rodent MUST remain CANCELLED! That jackalopelipsky is nuts, as well as a damn fine enabler of a safe learning environment for American Liberty.

forelock tug to the cancelled his entire life Red Square,
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Cancelled 1991



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That's what you get when you behave like a kulak amidst a cess-sea of wokeness perfume!

Yeah, Komrade Direktor, just - davay! davay! - continue kulakish subversion and you will see...

Our Kollektive keeps it in good memory: your Nov. 2016 not-cancellation but in-carceration! (while cancellation was in that case reserved for the glue, down to its very last residues.)

When you return to your roots as grafichyeskiy propagandchik :


... and start painting our Dear Premier Cho Bai-Din, then maybe.... who knows.....



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The next hip thing on the Left will be pretending to be canceled - as in the TV show Pollitically Incorrect with Bill Maher. Some far-left knucklehead billing himself as a comedian will have a TV show called This TV Show Has Been Canceled Show.

Very hip and edgy without actually being hip, edgy or getting close to being canceled - just DNC talking points and two minute hates.



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Be CANCELLED Before It's Cool!

Be the Political Climate Change Activist TPC selectively trained comrade you were meant to be. Able to withstand days of parking garage in a Washington D.C. winter conditions, comrades, just like that General in the series TURN. 'pelipsky was allowed two episodes each evening, here at the burrow, so TURN is fresh off the mythical horned rodent's mind.

Order your selected product "I was cancelled before cancel was cool" before it's like a 'Member's Only' cliche'.



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ROGFLMAO! (G 4 Gulag) :


... as zey say in Chermany: Geliefert wie bestellt (= Delivered as ordered) !



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Aah, the good old Wikipedia Wars... I remember how they almost tried to pretend to be unbiased. Not really hard of course. Why waste time on thought criminals?



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If Dear Leader Red Square ever flees to a former Warsaw Pact country to escape the state's repression in the USA, I promise to organise an "Irony Curtain" party for all Cubists, somewhere in Europe, with unlimited free Beet Vodka for all!



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Komrades, be checking out also "Relentless Defender" website.... ( I have no commercial interest in site, BTW). Has wonderful T- shirt: "Practice Socialist Distancing"