Hunter Biden top grossing artist of our time

"His use of white space is pure genius!"



Hunter Biden's Polar Bear Standing by a White Rock in a Blizzard sells for $10 million to unknown buyer.
 

Yes, his "works" are easily comparable to the those of other losers such as Joe Baer, Kazimir Malevich, Josef Albers and Agnes Martin.

Where Hunter's paintings could have been if he were still a child:




Where Hunter's paintings belong:




Where you're most likely to find Hunter's paintings:



 

I've got a whole ream of prints of Hunter Biden's Polar Bear Standing by a White Rock in a Blizzard on beautiful acid free 10 lb. bond that I'll sell for a thousand.
 

 

 

 

Hunter Biden's House of the Rising Sun goes for $2 million to unknown buyer.
 

Malevich? phyh, fuhgedaboudit...








Komrade!
In case you - busy with studying le fabuleux sophistiqué de Han Bai-Din pinceau - just temporarily forgot the details, here a quick refresher:




(fanatics only:)


 

Our Propaganda DIrectorate has volunteered to create a version of this graphic for easier sharing on social media.


 

 

I heard a rumour that he has another creation that is completely black but for a small white dot in the middle titled "My Journey Through the Crack Pipe". Or is that cracked pipe? You know how it is with rumours. Anyway, I haven't had time to confirm the rumour or obtain an image of the alleged painting.
 

There is yet another work just released, titled "Raw Canvas." Capturing the rawness of modern quasi-existence, it presents an unblocked, roughly torn swathe of unfinished canvas tacked to a frame. Critics are applauding this latest work as his most exemplary to date. Exemplary of what is as yet unspoken. Bidding begins at $6.5million.*

*10% commission, as always, to the Big Guy.
 

Newest Han Bai-Din!
This rarified talent evolves at lightyear speed! .(measured in gigajabs/nanoprogs)

Xzey enters now PPP, xzyps Present-day Picasso Period.
Recall:



Pablo Picasso, Guernica, 1937 (right before PP put here his première pixel).


Han Bai-Din, connaisseur de tous les arts...

Very intellectual, deeply excogitating Althusser's epistemological gnoseology of antinomitivity and Foucault's onomatopoeically marxist sexuology of prokaryotes - our genius, de facto Caravaggio redivivus, references in his new opus visualis Demuth's I saw the golden 5:



Charles Demuth, I Saw the Figure 5 in Gold, 1928 _ (in Big Apple's The Met)


(Demuth later painted 555555555555555555555... ,
practically 5, which you can marvel at )



Komrades & Komradettes, Ladies & Gentlemen, le vernissage!
Han Bai-Din, I Saw the Magic Digit Pi in Thick Math Fog (2021, late July):









P.S. Khyello Komrad(ett)e - how nice to see you here again!
 

 

Glorious news in the world of art. A historic first. Never before have a presidential father and son collaborated on such an impactful art piece shattering all records for the highest price ever received by a living artist. Comrades I present to you "My Butt's Been Wiped. A Collaboration"

 

Hunter Biden's artwork now available for sale to the public (with a reasonable 10% commission) through an art brokerage firm with showroom and offices in the District of Columbia!

Private showings are available and encouraged, and Deluxe packages include a night in the Lincoln Bedroom; contact "Big Guy L.L.C." (registered in Delaware for tax purposes...) call 202-456-1111 or write to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. Washington, DC 20500,

cash, check, major credit cards, and Bitcoin accepted.
 

 

 

My dummkopf was deeply impressed by indoctrination alias public demonstration of pure genius in use of white substance.

which Komrade Director (yesterday) generously retwittotransmitindoctrinated to the masses
 

Next step, Komrades! :



Han Bai-Din, Paterincestihomoeroticonartsyfartsy Climax in White, July 2021.





 

Total sensation!
Turns out, snake-oil-paint genius Han Bai-Din is the first real-life personification of , comrades physicists discovered.

Wow! You remember, da? Paul Dirac, that truly weird genius of early quantum physics.

Dirac's delta - which is everywhere and always a zero, but at a certain single point all of a sudden jumps to infinity(!). That's exactly Han Bai-din: always zero, yet - once paintbrush in hand - suddenly godlike.




 

... on the other hand:

"I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their own views".
― Barack Obama, prologue of The Audacity of Hope . ()


Then we have this (1:45) episode:


The Empty Canvas - Barack Obama
(that was shocking then, 2008, and it's shocking now: just days before Election 2008, Big MSM realize that they, indeed, don't know who the fuck that messianic clown actually is...)


Is it thusly portraits of Messiah, which Bai-Din Jr. (controlled by whom exactly?) plants into the Big Planet?
Like totally under the radar?

And only the anonymous receivers (Globalia jockeys 'em all) korrektly decode the empty message?
Second coming of GloboMessiah?


What exactly was that Bragson prog doing, piercing people's stratosphere?
Why did, minutes later, slicky Bozos repeat the shtick?
By means of a white (dubbed "blue") giga-phallus?
And why wasn't it, like, "black"?
Questions upon questions...
 

 

 

 

 

It could be red...








...red with surplus Soviet ennema kit from Finland.
 

 

 

 

Hunter makes real art! Unlike this 'Churchill' guy. Even his name is offensive!

Churchill painting: Art? Don't make me laugh! It looks like a paint by numbers kit
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/chur ... -z0l39c73c