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Merry Christmas!!!!!!

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Red Square

something about a ditch


 

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Prog Off:

I stopped donating to MIT when they started non-stop pitches for gullible worming. Absolute who-res to government grants, so they claim whatever research they wanted to do anyway is somehow related to 'green' fields.


Science (the real kind, not the Fauci kind) is about proving or disproving theory. it does not tolerate 'consensus' because consensus is OPINION, not science.


My graduation speaker was Lee Iacocca, who would be denounced as an evil capitalist today. I missed his presentation because I was working that day. My diploma was mailed to my parents, who cared much more about it than I did. It remains the only thing I have ever purchased with MIT printed on it.
 

Ellsworth Toohey

Prog Off

I similarly denounce the several diploma mills money funnels universities, institutes and academies that I attended.

In fact, whenever I encounter a spammer who requests a phone number, I give the number of one particular registrar's office and smile as I think of all those extended warranty messages they get all day long.
 

Colonel Obyezyana

Tripe in a pipe?
Boob in a tube?
Pig in a dig?
Prole in a hole?
Daft in a shaft?
Ass in a pass?
Stain in a drain?
Fucked in a duct?
Screw 'er in a sewer?

What?
 

There are those who say that Vice President Harris is out of touch and not doing her job as VP. Yet here we see her taking a hands-on role in President Biden's recent colonoscopy.
 

Red Square

Colonel Obyezyana

Tripe in a pipe?
Boob in a tube?
Pig in a dig?
Prole in a hole?
Daft in a shaft?
Ass in a pass?
Stain in a drain?
Fucked in a duct?
Screw 'er in a sewer?

What?
Whore in a sewer
 

Ivan Betinov

There are those who say that Vice President Harris is out of touch and not doing her job as VP. Yet here we see her taking a hands-on role in President Biden's recent colonoscopy.
She's the only polyp they can't remove....yet.
 

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Colonel Obyezyana

Whore in a sewer
I like the version from our Facebook thread:

Hoo-ah in a sewah.

Also someone posted a suggestion:

What's she in? A shunt?
 

Red Square

I like the version from our Facebook thread: Hoo-ah in a sewah.
Funny thing about pronouncing whore is that its pronunciation differs regionally.

New York prole: hoowuh (HOO-wuh), hoowa (HOO-wah) or hoower (HOO-er)

New York bourgeois: hor (as in hoar frost)

Central to Western U.S.: hoor (one long syllable)

California: Kamala (as in, "Why is that Kamala Harris still Vice President?")

The question about a "shunt" is a reach for a rhyme, so I won't answer it except to say that the current VP is likely to be shunted aside due to her abysmal history and performance.
 

Parody of a parody: Babylon Bee headline transformed.
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Colonel Obyezyana

Red Square

something about a ditchWIS.jpg
Fustercluck in an aqueduct
Her turn in the cistern
Cooer in the sewer
Plop in the slop
Sh*t stain in a storm drain
 

Colonel Obyezyana

...

We should all denounce ourselves for that one.
 

Ellsworth Toohey

We should all denounce ourselves for that one.

Maybe we should start a Laika thread so that everyone will remember her brave accomplishments.

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She *is* Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky".
 

Ellsworth Toohey

She *is* Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky".


Sputnik In the Sky


When I bark they tell me to hush
I'm awful tired of eating their mush
Think it's time to say goodbye
Goin' on up in the Sputnik to the sky


Goin' on up in the Sputnik to the sky
Where overheating's gonna make me fry
When I fry just to show up the West
In the Soviet world I'll be blessed


Now I'm up here, turning to dust
The justification is specious
Doesn't matter that I cry
In the bitter end I got
The Sputnik in the sky
In the bitter end I got
The Sputnik in the sky
That's where they sent me off to die
Since I died just to show up the West
In the Soviet world I am blessed


Never a last dinner on a plate
Got the same old mush that I hate
So you know that I wanted to die
As soon as I was up in
The Sputnik in the sky
Soon as I was up in the Sputnik in the sky
That's where they sent me up to die
Since I died just to show up the West
In the Soviet world I am blessed
Soviet world I am blessed



Laika the Space Dog
"Friend of The People"
1954-1957
 

Colonel Obyezyana

Ellsworth Toohey

She *is* Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky".


Sputnik In the Sky


When I bark they tell me to hush
I'm awful tired of eating their mush
Think it's time to say goodbye
Goin' on up in the Sputnik to the sky


Goin' on up in the Sputnik to the sky
Where radiation's gonna make me fry
When I fry just to show up the West
In the Soviet world I'll be blessed


Now I'm up here, turning to dust
The justification is specious
Doesn't matter that I cry
In the bitter end I got
The Sputnik in the sky
In the bitter end I got
The Sputnik in the sky
That's where they sent me off to die
Since I died just to show up the West
In the Soviet world I am blessed


Never a last dinner on a plate
Got the same old mush that I hate
So you know that I wanted to die
As soon as I was up in
The Sputnik in the sky
Soon as I was up in the Sputnik in the sky
That's where they sent me up to die
Since I died just to show up the West
In the Soviet world I am blessed
Soviet world I am blessed

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Laika the Space Dog
"Friend of The People"
1956-1956The Colonel deserves a promotion for that heartworming patriotic anthem.
 

 

Colonel Obyezyana

Ellsworth Toohey

We should all denounce ourselves for that one.

Maybe we should start a Laika thread so that everyone will remember that her mummy still orbits the Earth to this very day.

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Absolutely, Colonel O! To start a new thread is not a suggestion - it is an executive order, which means that those not following order shall be executed.

Add the song to the NYT page, too!
 

Red Square

Add the song to the NYT page, too!
There's an NYT page? Where?

(and do you want fries with that?)
 

Colonel Obyezyana

Red Square

Add the song to the NYT page, too!
There's an NYT page? Where?

(and do you want fries with that?)

'pelipsky can only hope you get this Red Square Executive Order about proper placement of the song: 'Sputnik in the Sky' on the correct launch platform, Col. O. It is stated fact: Red Square is on a cancelling purge for some accountability in his adopted Mother Land. f.a.c.t.

Red Square don't mess around when it comes to real cancelation accountability.

Which reminds 'pelipsky of Red Square's adopted Mother Land's newest RED recreation: Kafka Trapping/ American Restoration Style. James O'Keefe wears only TPC's Best® Kafka Trapper for a hat. These peculiar to Red Square's adopted Mother Land hats, are the newest trend for the REDness of Red Square's adopted Mother Land.

If Laika were on 'Sputnik In The Sky' launch pad of history of Red Square's adopted Mother Land today, Laika would be sporting a TPC Kafka Trapper hat. Just like those Kafka trappers with photos of AOC and 'boyfriend' taking freedom for granted by DeSantis of Florida.

Quote:

Cancel Cancel Cancel Hold them accountable. Red Square
 

jackalopelipsky

[newest RED recreation: Kafka Trapping/ American Restoration Style. James O'Keefe wears only TPC's Best® Kafka Trapper for a hat. These peculiar to Red Square's adopted Mother Land hats, are the newest trend for the REDness of Red Square's adopted Mother Land. If Laika were on 'Sputnik In The Sky' launch pad of history of Red Square's adopted Mother Land today, Laika would be sporting a TPC Kafka Trapper hat. Just like those Kafka trappers with photos of AOC and 'boyfriend' taking freedom for granted,

Smells like shameless self-promotion in here. Did you do something on the floor?
 

Colonel Obyezyana

jackalopelipsky

[newest RED recreation: Kafka Trapping/ American Restoration Style. James O'Keefe wears only TPC's Best® Kafka Trapper for a hat. These peculiar to Red Square's adopted Mother Land hats, are the newest trend for the REDness of Red Square's adopted Mother Land. If Laika were on 'Sputnik In The Sky' launch pad of history of Red Square's adopted Mother Land today, Laika would be sporting a TPC Kafka Trapper hat. Just like those Kafka trappers with photos of AOC and 'boyfriend' taking freedom for granted,

Smells like shameless self-promotion in here. Did you do something on the floor?

To which floorward would you be referring, Colonel Obyezyana?

Is this the meme about the Communist Party being a flop because no comrade brought food and drink?? Just the "idea" of food and drink was all that was available.

Can no Russian around here - real, or fake - appreciate the narrative game changer when those once held in the Kafka Trap, not only escape, but take serious wampum pelts to even the scales of justice and cultural equity?? What if each escapee's lawyers taught others???

Keeping ahead of the curve, sir. Looking ahead. That's all 'pelipsky's babbling about.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky
 

Red Square

Colonel Obyezyana

Tripe in a pipe?
Boob in a tube?
Pig in a dig?
Prole in a hole?
Daft in a shaft?
Ass in a pass?
Stain in a drain?
Fucked in a duct?
Screw 'er in a sewer?

What?Something in a (tunnel) bore?
 

Yakov Koch

Tripe in a pipe?Boob in a tube?Pig in a dig?Prole in a hole?Daft in a shaft?Ass in a pass?Stain in a drain?Fucked in a duct?Screw 'er in a sewer?What?
Posted December 27, 2021: Whore in a sewer