Fight For Your Right To Government Dependency


Abandon antiquated notions of liberty. There's nobody who can better plan, monitor, supervise, and assess your quality of life than a well-meaning government official, sensitive to your needs and fantasies.




♫ If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains... ♪




This is my new favorite slogan. I hope you get extra beets and a Fluking mattress as a reward from the Party.



I‘d rather be in chains of government dependency and get all the free stuff. Work sucks!


"Lower your expectations and extend your hand behind your back".
Work sucks and so do you!!!!!



WORK SUCKS! We love sweet chains of government dependency. Fight for FREE STUFF and live off the 1%!



Break this chain: Fecal-hand-oral



And another version: Take your daughter to work day at the welfare office.



To reject the glorious leaders call to serve the state without question is punishable by being sent to one of many “Hope and Change” re-education camps.
All glory to the state! All glory to ObamaMessiah!







Consider the conundrum that the same benevolent government that warns you not to feed the wildlife in national parks, lest it become dependent.
Does not care if the same fate befalls their voters.
Perchance if the wildlife could vote their attitude would change.







Bring Your Child to Work Day at Planned Parenthood



Some new slogans:
1 % taxation! 99% representation!
I want 1% of my dates to pay for 99% of my condoms and not call me a slut!
We want government bureaucrats to pursue our happiness for us!!!
Work sucks! Give us sweet government checks!
We can live off the 1% no problem!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h8O7V-W ... e=youtu.be






Comrades, this very day I received my Frequent Fluker endorsement for my ObamaCard™!





Get off your ass and work, people!




-The People's Censor


-The People's Censor
Thank you Peoples Comrade. The sight of baby lips make me queasy. :)





--Kagan Gourmet





A message to the unwashed masses from the Health Czar: wash your hands!
Break the fecal-hand-oral chain!