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Fellow Progs, even dear People's humorist Dave Barry was given the royal treatment by TSA recently:

BONUS---link is to People's organ NPR. They could use the traffic after Juan little recent kerfluffle:



DAVE BARRY (Humorist) wrote:They told me I have a blurred groin. ... They were letting everyone else go. Everyone else had a nice sharp groin, I guess. But when I went through they pulled me aside and put me in this kind of like little pen. And after like, I don't know, three or four minutes of standing there I asked one of them why am I here. And he said, you have a blurred groin. And I went what? Because you hate to find this out at the airport.

 

 

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Comrades,

The name "enhanced pat downs" is what they use in public.

In private they are called the "San Francisco Security Treatment". Pat slap, feel, admire, there is no top end, so to speak.

 

 

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I have to admit that I've had a fuzzy groin since puberty.

(My chin too)

 

 

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Only in Amerikkka do we have Enhanced Pat Down with *Happy Ending™
*Happy Ending™is not included in price of flight and is strictly between you and TSA pleasure worker. Please note that tipping is not allowed but is wholly expected. Please enjoy your flight and return your zipper to the fully upright position.

 

 

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There is a cure for blurred groin. Introducing "Enfocus" the Party's new prescription formula to help the people with blurred groin. Taken twice daily Enfocus will help sharpen your groin and make you less likely to be groped by The State's TSA security apparatus. Let your physician know if you think have individual God given rights as Enfocus may interfere with your rights. Reported side effects have been rare but include anal fissure, genital warts and a strange desire for a strip search.

 

 

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After reading commentaries, Krasnodar will go down to Jiffy-Lobo and get a mind wipe.

 

 

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Krasnodar wrote:Krasnodar will go down to Jiffy-Lobo and get a mind wipe.

Don't forget to flush.

 

 

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Suddenly, I long for the days of "turn your head and cough". No ambiguity there, eh?

 

 

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And here I thought the term Pencil-groin, or needle-groin was demeaning. Not now. It's a sign of masculine prowess. He's sharp as a tack now has a whole new meaning, too.

 

 

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Just think, someday soon, one of our brave Middle-Eastern Progs will try to redistribute an Amerikan plane with explosives shoved up his @$$; then the pre-flight screening process can become MUCH easier, with only one question: "Do you prefer one finger, or two?"

 

 

You know, soon TSA will just contract our beloved and high-performance Komrades from China who will not only grope but may occasionally take away (maybe borrow away is a more korrekt word) your organs. Merely touching your organs is so last-century and thus anti-progressive.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/news/6-11-16/48226.html

Horrific New Evidence of China Organ Harvesting Revealed

 

 

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The brave comrades of the TSA should be commended for conditioning the people to the proper attitude they should have when subjected to the righteous discipline of the state. The only correct response while one of our brave members of State Security touches one's junk is a groan of pleasure at the thought of infantile individualism getting its just comeuppance. All Party members are hereby ordered to fake an orgasm (if necessary) when being justly subjected to the People's fondling.

 

 

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Comrade,

Those are some orders. What about male proles, the faking, I mean. It's a little harder for them.

 

 

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Perhaps aliens perform anal probes on abductees as a security measure, which would explain why they try to steer clear of us.

 

 

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Leninka wrote:Comrade,

Those are some orders. What about male proles, the faking, I mean. It's a little harder for them.
I dunno, maybe keep a small tube of lotion in our shorts? Oops, that's outlawed too.... hmmmmm..............................

 

 

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How about Viagra? It would give a whole new meaning to carrying a loaded weapon onto a plane.

 

 


 
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