[floatleft-nb]Lenin: the deity of earth, toil,
and light bulbs, the giver of
beets, vodka, and happiness.
A principal deity of the Soviet
People who worshiped his
mummy while believing he was
still alive. Lenin's birthday
is an important Marxist festival,
also known as Sacrificial Earth
Shoveling, or simply Earth Day.[/floatleft-nb]

Lenin Dead From Massive Stroke of the People

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Glorious lack of oxygen distributed equally through brain.

Brain parts shut down like proletarian workers laying down tools to paralyze bourgeois factory owner

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Comrade Red Square:
Is this information confirmed?!  I have not received anything of this nature at my desk.

Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

 

 

KrazyKommie
I'm gonna go drink some shoe polish and get drunk.

 

 

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Ah yes, here is another example of proper media coverage. This is another of the few media outlets that I trust for correct news besides here and Weekly World News. When will people learn that tabloids tell the truth?!?

 

 

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Is Stalin trying to bring Lenin back to life - or he's simply glad to take his place?

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LENIN WAKE THE FUCK UP. PUT YOUR PANTS ON. WE NEED YOU AGAIN.
SMERSH. CFK. HEAD OF kgb SEC.9

 

 

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Vladimir Ilyitch!  Remember that glorious night on the beach in Odessa!  Wake up poopsie!  Wake up!

 

 


 
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