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"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... I don't know about you, but it gives me goose bumps and a warm fuzzy feeling that my cold-blooded reptillian hypothalamus really enjoys, like a snake sunning itself on a warm, flat rock."

Hillary Clinton,
People's Commissar

The Next Great Patriotic Election

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Hopefully, Comrade Hillary will decline defense of her pitiful Senate Seat in 2006, in order to concentrate more fully on The Greater Good...that being our goal of electing her The People's Fearless Leader in the Next Great Patriotic Election of 2008. We cannot tolerate another failure! Failure is for dumkoffs!!

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Decline my Senator's seat? Who's stupid enough to believe that? Buck Private bootcamp Pravda, let me 'splain sumting to you Lucy. I will always be running, either from subpeonas or for public office. Even after I croak, I'll be running against Satan. My Senate seat from New York is my Chinese laundry (no pun) for campaign contributions. What I don't spend in '06 rolls over to '08. Of course I really don't understand how this money is raised (wink, wink e.g. Rosen trial) nor do I understand the accounting that goes on....Whitewater, cattle futures et al proved that (even though I am the smartest human, let alone woman, alive). Besides, accounting, both fiscal and moral, is for conservatives and libertarians, not us socialists!

On a different note.
Has anybody seen my jackass husband? Last I heard he was hanging out with the Bushes in Kennebunkport. Those Bushes, just how stupid can they be? Bill better come back with some dirt and not on himself this time. I just hope he doesn't blow the cover on the kitchen staff. It took Craig Livingstone 10 years to get them all planted. They gave me that great Alfred E. Neuman quote last month and I finally got a chance to use it last week.
Oh-oh, Kitchen=food=Bubba.
Gotta run, got to make a phone call to Maine.

And remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it!
Senate in '06
Potus in '08

Hillary

 

 

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Decline my Senator's seat? Who's stupid enough to believe that?

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!!

OF COURSE you will be declared Senator of New York in '06!! Let us hope that your war chest is overflowing with Capitalist capital for the next Great Patriotic Coronation ERRR Election in '08.

 

 

Ted Kennedy
No! Tha next ahlection is mahn! Ah've worked 40 yahs ahs the people's senator ahnd have tha experience to bring the Great Revolution to ahll the country. Sahrry Mrs. Clinton but yah will bahter serve tha party ahn ahnother area. 2008 is mihne. More spending on tha people! More taxes on businesses! A bottle of vodka in every hand! Ah'll take two please.

 

 

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Sorry, fat boy!!!  Your time came and went with Chappaquiddick...you are sooo yesterday, you old drunk! You must be satisfied with being useful stooge.

Now, go find a camera somewhere and bash Bush! I hear he's running again in 2008...bastard slipped a constitutional ammendment in there while no one was looking...probably during Katrina.

No Stoli for you; you get Kamchatka.

Heil Hillary!!

 

 

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If ted Kennedy really had a chance at president, then you would have seen some posts byh European Socialist that say "Vote Kennedy", but instead they all say "Vote Hillary", so you'er doomed.

 

 

Howlin' Howie
Private Pravda wrote:Sorry, fat boy!!!  Your time came and went with Chappaquiddick...you are sooo yesterday, you old drunk! You must be satisfied with being useful stooge.

Now, go find a camera somewhere and bash Bush! I hear he's running again in 2008...bastard slipped a constitutional ammendment in there while no one was looking...probably during Katrina.

No Stoli for you; you get Kamchatka.

Heil Hillary!!
You're correct comrade. Kennedy is the failed past, we will be the successful future. Comrade Hillary will lead our glorious Revolution. We're going to New Hampshire, Vermont, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico. We're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan and then we're going to bring the People's Leader to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House from the capitalist pigs. Yeeeeeeah!"

 

 


 
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