I've been doing my best to Troll up a storm on Change.gov but haven't had any luck so far. As I suspected, they promptly delete any opinion that doesn't advocate hope or change. The only opinions with any dissent what so ever are ones where writers express that they are skeptical but will give The One a chance.
Try your luck. Let me know how it works out. Re-posting similar comments to ones that have been purged only earn faster purging. See if you can find some of my work. I've used a few different names on there....
Blessed be the regulators of Thought Crime on Change.gov. Their censorship skills do the party proud!
Happy holidays! I celebrated by taking full advantage of all civil rights that still remain in this country, and purchased standard capacity 30 round magazines for my Kalashnikov style sporting rifle, which I plan to take out for target practice this coming weekend, to celebrate not only the diversity of the American sporting person, but also of the freedoms so carefully enshrined in our beloved Constitution.
I hope everyone had a joyous and blessed holiday filled with light, laughter, the sounds of the season. Consider this unique moment in our history to refresh yourself with the founding ideals of this great nation and all the hope it embodies. Embrace the true meanings of liberty and freedom. Hope is in you, and change comes from within.
Remember that cold night when Washington and his brave troops crossed the Delaware river on Christmas eve to strike a bold blow for liberty, remember that noble spirit which still lives on in the hearts of the American people. The spirit of hope, and the willingness to bring about change for the greater good, no matter the sacrifice, and no matter the odds.
If not a cloak and dagger member here he should be.
6000 grains of rice to freerice.com LMFAO!!
I posted this behind his post....as my first serious act of trollage:
You are to be commended. It is not often in this day and age the little people can make such a difference in the lives of so many. Truly a sign of Faith Hope and Change to come! I wrote to freerice.com to inquire before I donated whether they could include questions on hydraulic circuitry and quick and easy test methods for automotive relays. Keeping the mind active...that is the important thing.
Did you google that idiot Durst?
He's another Mime, only worse.
Forgiveness asked and greetings, comrade.
I was wondering about the FAR better progressive ones one the west side of this state. Can not they make a city ordinance? We here in the barbarian EAST are shunned and derided.
That being said, I Guiltily embrace the caveman ways of thinking: " If it's on my hip and you see it, it ain't concealed."
I gratefully submit myself to the shovel, the wonderful, wonderful shoveling,..... ( sob)