Pavel Shoveldinsky's Continued Drunken Tirade...

Pavel Shovelindasky
[html]"By Grigori E.R.
11/24/2009, 1:49 am

There's an old saying;"It's hard to keep a good man down". In the case of America, it will be impossible.

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Pavel wrote:There's an old saying;"It's hard to keep a good man down". In the case of America, it will be impossible.
Inspiring words, Pavel, and I thank you. But what if the man will not get up? What is the man will not get up and will pull everyone down who tries to get up? What if Americans act like crayfish and pull the ones who try to escape back in?

What if the Commander in Chief sneers at beat cops doing their job and bows to foreign leaders, who, very tellingly, do not bow back?

What if the Lapdog Media kicks the good man as hard as possible? When it's not ignoring the good man?



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Commissar Theocritus wrote: What if Americans act like crayfish and pull the ones who try to escape back in?

What if the Commander in Chief sneers at beat cops doing their job and bows to foreign leaders, who, very tellingly, do not bow back?

What if the Lapdog Media kicks the good man as hard as possible? When it's not ignoring the good man?

Luctor et Emergo in Truth, Pavel humbly suggests....



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[html]Perhaps <i>in veritatem</i>?

Sorry. Under hobbies I list, "Being an asshole."[/html]



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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Perhaps <i>in veritatem</i>?

Sorry. Under hobbies I list, "Being an asshole."

Indeed my most witty comrade! Plaisir de vous faires connaisance! Salom!
Pavel make one last "things that make you go hmmmmmmm!" statement before all and then Pavel "digress" and enjoy witty humeur without getting in way of berry berry busy Party!
Pavel remember when France were silly enough to follow a midget into frozen Russia.... they go to make war with beautiful Russian women? tssk tssk midget.... and big bad amerika waste too much time worrying about this little puny land of snobs Pavel thinks... why not have Freedom + Love + Belgian Fries with Mayonnaise? yummy Pavel thinks, unless it be next Tuesday, in which time it shall be Poutine night :) yummier Pavel thinks.. so Pavel thinks, why Not Support A Trooper and make HIM or HER a HERO by making a good car, or growing a good crop, or feeding a healthy pig before it flies away into do-do bird land? Support the Troops? maybe see Nobama about a LOBBY for one way tickets out of out of America? maybe ROME WASHINGTON LONDON are CALLING for A BRUISING .. but no need to spill any blood over it Pavel Figures, then we Lobby for each citizen of World a Return Ski Trip From Dubai?..
Merci RED AND KOMRADES! Salut, Bonjour!
P.S. If that fricken Mona Lisa has to burn too......c'est la vie Pavel reckons because Pavel tired of puzzles... Pavel just want to watch gouret summit with a future Russky women Pavel knows he will meet ;) or not
" We have the answers, it's the questions we have wrong"- Bono

Jesus did Walk in Palestine, let's not kill there and let HIM RULE!
p.p.s. Pavel have teenie weenie crush on Pinkie :/
Peace Kulak , I am sorry. Jesus![/html]



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Nice to meet you too, Pavel. Not too sure about the Belgian habit of chips with mayonnaise. Now aioli: I could stand that. It would keep away the vampires too. No Nanksi for blocks.

You've given me an idea. In 2000 and 2004 we had various Hollywood luminaries like the Baldwins (talk about Belgian--Baudouin WTF?) and Johnny Depp threatening to leave AmeriKKKa if the Bu$hitler was reelected. He was, and they didn't.

Now with Nanski talent-shitting all over American from her 757, we will have to build a fence around AmeriKKKa to keep people in.

Do any of my Russian comrades have any suggestions on how to build that fence? Don't want people getting out, you know.



Pavel Shovelindasky
I see a certain someone is perhaps resting at the moment, a certain someone whom, once mine eyes seen my name typed by this certain person that Pavel Pavel speechless again you know? he knows my name (pssst Pinkie he knows my name)... it make Pavel feel a little something something... so Pavel will sneak in out of the shadows and say Hello to Monsieur Commissar Theocritus..... I have looked up such aforementioned recepe of mustard like garlic yummy sounding blend.... i shall try it with my poutine next tuesday... and if it causes this to happen... big trouble somehow for you ;/ ..... but yes before video.
I have important message I Would like to share on this subject of witch you speak Monsieur Theocritus. It is fairly long though and as we know I am not certain to be off the AlGoreGulagFartTaxIncTM 2012gulag leash and will keep it short until response....(did Pavel mention it was very deep, very deep, and some people think just Believing in Jesus is deep you know?) so yes my most witty friend if this happen to me when i try the "sauce" on Poutine next Tuesday.. well you,Castrate and Red are invited over the tuesday after dat? did i mention deep message, not of my own?
Voila La Védéo!

The Message I think May Offer A Little Hope and Change,it is deep and it is addressed to AMERICA!



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[html]Ah, Pavel, I see that you have found it! Indeed. Think of Nanski throwing out a few old bones--not hers, you silly boy--and watching Americans walk up air in an ecstasy of delight, because we've been given some attention by Nanski. Dear Nanski, who cares for us all. Just as she cares for her gardener and the groom of the stool.

We will be her groom of the stool.

I know, Pavel, that with your references to poutine that you are Quebecois. That secret, she is out. That and all of ze silly French phrases. <i>Les mauvaises langues</i>. But I will suggest that cheese curd is better done in Grand Junction, Colorado, where it is breaded and fried.

I am sorry, Pavel; I am fuguing here. I once read a novel by William Peter Blatty which had <i>fugue</i> as a verb, and I thought it was something that Bach did. And ever since I've been trying to make sense of it.

Enjoy your poutine. Ask Tony Bourdain to accompany you so he can made a joke about fisting a Samoyed.[/html]



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fisting a Samoyed? interesting how so many words in one message can boil down to Pavel a mental image of only.......... fisting a samoyed?



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lucky for Pavel , message is not of his own and functions as a date copy and paste segment of application by means of remote key function... otherwise Pavel be looking for return trip fare to and from Vancouver to see fish in tanks ;/.



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Though Pavel ramble too much with or without the Vokka(vin), Pavel does also want to mention that Pavel find MUCH pleasure in seeing how CNN ignore Tea Parties on Capitol Hill... Much Hope for Change Pavel see in such Tidy Groupings of GOOD PEOPL of ALL WALKS of LIFE, Pavel will like when 20 million march together on HILL and SHOUT ONE SONG!



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echo)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) allo? anybody hear me?



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ok , Pavel try this on witty, funny site... if Pavel not deleted from site with "class prejudice" by the time i's returns from other duties of normal life....... Pavel want you to know that Pavel see 2012 as MOVIE, movies have scripts, Pavel have problem with watchings da movies and finding problems with editing staffing! It also bothers his real life friends as well that Pavel ramble too much about the vodka(vin) of his choice during movies ...
But you see Komrades of all Nations, when Pavel will d/l 2012 DVD RIP version of HOLLYWOOD blockbuster, Pavel want merely to see good CG, and then Pavel will go onto something else and keeping living as though their IS Life after Death... yes.. Imagine!



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Knock Knock



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meh---- Pavel Have Freedom to come and go wherever he wants in MATRIX with MESSAGE "Perhaps in veritatem?" ........ Jesus Is Lord of Israel, 3rd rock from the sun!



Blessed are we to have HIS HOLY SPIRIT AMONGST us!



 Author withheld by pavel

Our Father, Thank-YOU

[ very long passage, entirely off-piste, excised by Theocritus ]

Salom - pavel, wanna be servant of The Lord!



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Dear Lenin, Pavel, are you a high-maintenance Prog? While you were agonizing about the deathly silence I was driving in the Texas hill country, and having people nearly kill me in their SUVs. Buying an SUV comes with a Jiffi-Lobo coupon. Perfectly intelligent people on getting an SUV or pick-up stare at lesser cars (and my car is an Acura RL, which is not a small car), cross their eyes, and pull out in front. Because only the SUV or the pick-up matters. From this I determine that SUVs and pick-ups are Prog cars.

I'm sorry that all you got was the image of Tony Bourdain fisting a Samoyed. It was code, you know.



Pavel Shovelindasky
try cycling in traffic, it's the rules apparently, too hard to get if on sidewalk i suppose



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yep, nothing like a mouthful of bus tail pipe in the morning to get you going because you missed the bus prior....



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Good Morning troll, if you scribble in another thread, I will bite off your pinkie dinky with my beak.

Commissar Theocritus, could you please take Comrade Shovelditsies Jiffi Lobo coupons away, he's had enough.

Typo corrected by Pinkie @7:55 am EST on 11/30/09.



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The Beatitudes
1Now when he saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, 2and he began to teach them saying:
3"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
5Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
6Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
7Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
8Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
9Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called sons of God.
10Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

11"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.



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music to my eyes



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Your welcome Pavel. Next I'll sing Amazing Grace in a Cock-A-Doodle Doo Staccato if you're real nice.

Oh and Commissarka Pinkie, thank you for correcting that typo, I er, meant no disrespect to your Pinkie-ness. Hail Pinkies and Dinky's!

Now Pavel remember, no the Russian Poem thread, yes the Peoples Blog.

Hail Obamaconistra of The Kenyan Masai Jump Dance!






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Comrade Red Rooster,

I had no idea how patient you were.

Here is a little entertainment for everyone here in the gulag.



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peaceful ain't it?



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Glorious entertainment most equal Comrade Leninka!

My only query is: who won? The Roadrunner or the Self; Pavel or HisSelf. Let us venture to say that both had a grand time and we can be proud to have a comrade that can be self reflective (no pun intended).

In my tenure Pavel is the first to survive the Gulagotroll.... so far.

Welcome Comrade Pavel Shovelindasky... for now.

Be at peace. BTW, there are other comrades here at the cube from Canada, and about the world, and we like them all just fine.



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There are even comrades from Texas--and that's just strange.



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not to me :)



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not to me :)



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not to me :)



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someone play me a song? i want to dance but don't have a tune in mind...



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test un deux test un deux...



Kulak... do come join me where you belong Troll... by George I get so tired of name orwell, i will bring him back to Fist YOU a New sense of Direction.... Pavel could easily go to wiki, all books of orwell synopsis, take character and kill off dead b4 script written with BIBLE... I have spared you that until now.... but do come play... or get puppy to bite.... pig is right... pork is for MY FORK!



inook trumps pig outside orwell... guess which i proclaim to KNOW I AM!



try counting the myths in these words.... he does much better when he Sticks with the Basic Truth that is Christ! instead of the yiddish mix
Metis Baby... and still white like the DNA... quite the History to my DnA Kulak.... all male line passed down to me.... a few others too..... the rest of you are kinda mixed bag of puppies that like to eat each other instead of the Bread of Life.... Kulak gets as Kulak does...-not A Well



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It's a lonely song, you sing alone in your thirst. A desert spreading vastly before you as you look for precious fulfillment.... it spreads wider and wider and wider until the vastness before you is but your demise.

You've built your house on sand, there is nothing to hold it fast now, as the storm approaches.

Enjoy the wrath in madness, the giant has awoken and Christ is but two steps from your door wondering why you have forsaken the oasis you were given.

Goodnight & Adu Sweet Amorelis, the flower that you presented has poisoned the tree of life.

Your references dead as the cultural mayhem they instill.

Weak is the bottle.

Dead & Drunk.

By baptism relinquish thee from thy captivity, no birthright owed, no pedigree formed, nothing to pull you up... but your own hands.




since I have met the Cube all i have done is study...
conclusion; history is history but God is Still One....
I am much too simple to play with you Otis....
i'll probably Never have children at the rate of my being (that iKnow of 8*silence is good sumthymes).... so yeah, what you and your troop do, best of luck with that, i'll spend next week trying to get a job @ a
Too cold outside to Resume a little of my historic practices for works.. so selling stuff @ a reduced income may be the way for me to go....
what my fascination with this little photoshop layout with no lack of budget sown, is only for God to know.... 'cause for me it's all a twilight zone.
Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie!- so much is said in your silence to me....



yes, when I am sober, i do feel sumthymes the whole world revolves around me... try it, you might just kLike it sumthymes...



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Jaysus...another boring and obnoxious one.

To all my fellow cubists...Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Festivus! Season's Greetings! Happy Holidays! Happy Kwanzaa! Happy Boxing Day! Merry GobbledyGook!............See you in the new year. Love you all.....well, most of you.



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And Merry Winter Solstice to you too, LnT. I wish you were here with me in Phoenix so I could feed you morsels at T. Cook's. Entirely innocently of course.



innocent is as innocent does ...
to fist as a french cock or not? for me it is A question....(all of a sudden)
i wish i had a T.Cook in these parts, but she got tired of waiting for... i honestly hope she is happy...heck to do it over again, i'd cook her some PJsoup... load up the Cracker on a silver platter and feed her in bed!
Merry Festivus for the rest of us you say LnT... Merci :)

Next time you be in St-P, could you just smile for me! it won't kill you....



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Could we please forgo all soundtracks on all threads? Please? PLEASE?



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the memories, iReread... good thymes ;) but now I do ask... where is Pinkie?!?