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I accidentally stumbled upon a blogspeck this morning that sounds as if Alva Goldbook wrote it, but the blogspeck is called "The Dirty Pinko Swine That Despise Freedom." For all I know it could be written by Alva's vacuum cleaner, or by something that came out of Alva's vacuum cleaner, and if the said appliance is officially a family member (and a registered Democrat, no less) than everything that comes out of its plastic belly officially becomes the Goldbook child, a bona fide progressive blogger, and a registered Democrat.

The 26-year-old blogger's pen name is "Justified" - as in "fitting exactly into a desired length, touching both margins equally." Comrade Justified hasn't written much, but the longest and the most inspired post, all in caps, is dedicated to his/her/its rage over the existence of the People's Cube.

Since s/h/it had no courage to come and post it here I'll do it for the sake of archiving to make sure it lasts longer than the blogspeck from which it came. It's also easier to read it here than in the original white letters over the black background that may only be considered legible if you're an appliance.

JUSTIFIED wrote:Monday, October 29, 2007
TO THE PEOPLES CUBE : )

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE ONE I LOVED;

THE PEOPLE'S CUBE, YOU REPRESENT A DYING BREED OF INTOLERANCE. THE SHEER FACT THAT YOUR SITE EXISTS DOES LITTLE MORE THAN ILLUSTRATE YOUR OWN ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THIS FACT, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE FREE-FALLING TO THE EARTH FROM YOUR HEAVEN ABOVE WITHOUT A CHUTE.

THE THING THAT'S REALLY FUNNY ABOUT YOU AND YOUR DISDAIN (MORE SPECIFICALLY, FOR COMMUNISM) IS THAT SOCIALISM IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN AMERICA WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT. IT'S NOT COMING FROM A BLOODY REVOLUTION, AND IT'S NOT BRINGING WITH IT AN EVIL DICTATOR. NO, ON THE CONTRARY, DEMOCRACY WILL SEE TO IT'S AMERICAN BIRTH. YOU SEE, DEMOCRACY HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR THE PEOPLE.
(BY THE WAY, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CLINTON TAKING THAT $$$ ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND MAKE YOU LICK HER ASS WITH IT?)

THE PROBLEM THROUGHOUT THE AGES HAS BEEN MINDLESS CROSS WEARING, FLAG-WAVING, ABSTINENCE-ONLY PUSSIES LIKE YOURSELVES WHO RELY ON THE INFRASTRUCTURE OF RELIGION OR POLITICAL POWER TO KEEP THE PEOPLE AT BAY (NOT TO MENTION YOUR NOISE-MACHINE).

FELLAS, SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE WON'T TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOMS. I'M SURE THE GOVERNMENT WILL ALLOW YOU TO PAY YOUR SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR FOR INADEQUATE HEALTH CARE WHEN THE TIME COMES. WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS THAT YOU DO KNOW IT'S COMING. THAT REMINDS OF SOMETHING I HEARD BACK IN 2000; IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS COUNTRY AND IT'S ELECTED GOVERNMENT THEN YOU'RE ANTI-AMERICAN AND YOU SHOULD JUST GET THE FUCK OUT.

JUST KIDDING GUYS!!!
WE CAN ALWAYS USE A JESUS-FREAK AS TARGET PRACTICE FOR THE N.W.O. ARMY. I TELL YA WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR VIRGIN BUDDIES MOVE YOUR CLUBHOUSE ON OUT TO NEW MEXICO, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO LAY EYES ON A VAGINA OR AN EDUCATED HUMAN THERE. IN FACT TAKE FRED PHELPS WITH YOU (HE COULD USE SOME MALE BONDING) AND WHEN THE TIME COMES TO FIRE AWAY, WELL I GUESS THE DESSERT CAN TAKE CARE OF THE TRASH.

THANK YOU SINCERELY FOR VOTING BUSH AND MAKING THIS TRANSITION POSSIBLE, YOU REALLY DO OWE YOURSELVES A GREAT BIG PAT ON THE BACK.

GOD BLESS YOU

-JUSTIFIED-

 

 

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I never understood how a party that campaigns for the people to have the right to bear arms (the ultimate equalizer) can at the same time be for oppressing them and keeping them subjugated under a powerful government.

I never understood how a party that campaigns for the people to have the right to bear arms (the ultimate equalizer) can at the same time be for oppressing them and keeping them subjugated under a powerful government.  Maybe if he spent less time calling us names and more time using what little grey matter is left inside his head he would realize that.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS COUNTRY AND IT'S ELECTED GOVERNMENT THEN YOU'RE ANTI-AMERICAN AND YOU SHOULD JUST GET THE FUCK OUT.

No, It's not the elected government, it's the constitution.  You commie lunatics are for the present elected government (run by people just like you) and are against the constitution.  We on the other hand, are against your idiotic current socialist government, and for the constitution as it was wrote, and as it was intended.

WE CAN ALWAYS USE A JESUS-FREAK AS TARGET PRACTICE FOR THE N.W.O. ARMY. I TELL YA WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR VIRGIN BUDDIES MOVE YOUR CLUBHOUSE ON OUT TO NEW MEXICO, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO LAY EYES ON A VAGINA OR AN EDUCATED HUMAN THERE.

Obviously you are too much of a pussy yourself to take us on man to man with a gun, and would prefer to have someone else do the dirty work for you.  And why the hell do you constantly refer to sex?  What's the deal with you?  Are you so dependent on someone else being there for you to let you know that you are "loved" or are you just incapable of controlling you own miniscule penis?

 

 

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Methinks Mulva has a "parasitic" twin.  They were conjoined (I'd rather not contemplate where), and the parental units took them to either Canada or Cuba to be separated.     

The whole blog (archives included) reminded me of this little gem from an old Simpsons episode:  


 

 

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Well, the blog isn't paranoid enough to be authored by The Mime and nowhere does it refer to Reich Wingers so it isn't Mulva's work. From the looks of it the only hits this person has had at their blog are us.

"THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE ONE I LOVED;"

I wonder what that's all about?

 

 

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I felt so sorry for the little tyke...no comments on any of his posts...that I picked one and left him a reply.

 

 

WHY DON'T YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR VIRGIN BUDDIES MOVE YOUR CLUBHOUSE ON OUT TO NEW MEXICO, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO LAY EYES ON A VAGINA OR AN EDUCATED HUMAN THERE.

Somebody's having a herpes outbreak.

 

 

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Like they say, misery loves company, and if he can get everyone out there to have all the STD's he has, then he will feel better and there will be no one to laugh at him and tell him "I told you so!  Dumbshit."

 

 

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(NOT TO MENTION YOUR NOISE-MACHINE).

What noise machine?
Nobody said there was a noise machine!
I want a noise machine!
If "Justified" has a noise machine we all should have a noise machine!

Was that a double blind love note?

 

 

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The image at the bottom of the page sure smacks of the Mime. But the prose lacks his schizophrenic style. And Mulva is usually a little bit more literate and eloquent (though just marginally). Hmmm... Blue Bell, maybe?

Noise Machine? Since when did we get funding from The Party™ to run political advertisements on CNN, Faux News, NBC, CBS, and ABC?

FELLAS, SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE WON'T TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOMS

That is not the concern I have. Socialist health care will destroy the high quality of health care that I have grown up with and expect. Over time, as doctors and other healthcare professionals leave or retire from the industry, fewer young people will choose to enter med school or nursing since the government has capped there income. And what would that turn our heathcare system into? Well... uh... like Canada's! Why do they always have a perpetual shortage of doctors and nurses? Because they leave Canada for the U.S. where they can make more money.

Remember one thing about a Socialist health care system, You get what you pay for.

Having spent time in rural northern Ontario a few years ago, do not get them started about how "wonderful" their healthcare system is. They hate it!!! They, in the rural areas, pay all this money in taxes to support it and get little back from it. Most of that tax money goes to the healthcare infrastructure in the large cities like, Ottawa, Toronto, etc., have plenty of doctors and hospitals.

I'M SURE THE GOVERNMENT WILL ALLOW YOU TO PAY YOUR SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR FOR INADEQUATE HEALTH CARE WHEN THE TIME COMES.

Uh... no... Our Socialist government will demand that we ALL pay our several thousand dollars a year to support a Socialist healthcare system.

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[html]Not only will the brightest not go into medicine but when Big Pharma can't make big bucks, there will be no more research. It costs about a billion to bring a drug to market. I have a friend, Jan, who is semi-retired from the pharma industry--he's a fellow that Merck for example would hire to get a drug the Aussies have been using past the FDA. He told me that the first drug, say, Lipitor, for a problem is not perfect but the second one is very good and addresses it. But the other companies, seeing the market proven, jump on and develop another second-generation drug, which isn't needed and the money could go elsewhere.

But where? I believe that drugs cannot be patented in Canada, and I googled and found some Canadian generic producers who are by definition not developing drugs. So if medicine is truly socialized and the profit incentive is taken out, then <i>medicine stops</i>. All big decisions are made either by politics are by money, c'est tout.

Imagine medical research decided by the wise heads who are in charge of the First Church of Climatology (Reformed). There would a huge research for, for example, AIDS drugs, which are terribly important in Africa (in the straight population) but not nearly as important in America for there simply aren't that many gays and lots of them are taking precautions. But gays are mouthy (shut up) and have money and know how to use it--so money that might be spent on cancer research which would benefit all people would be spent on a very vocal minority.

Government by definition makes political decisions and we're safer in the hands of the capitalists. And although we can complain about the cupidity and sheer bloody-mindedness of industry--and it's there, folks, it's there, corporate America is full of rat bastards--but you can fire one of rat bastards to try another. Try that with your local Politburo.[/html]

 

 

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:...So if medicine is truly socialized and the profit incentive is taken out, then <i>medicine stops</i>. All big decisions are made either by politics are by money, c'est tout...

Medicine is a good example of socialism destroying an industry. Socialists really do not understand economics and how things are created. I think a good analogy of the Socialist dream is the lottery, or the promise of what winning the jackpot in the lottery means. A person buys lottery tickets dreaming of the big win, enough money to never have to work and toil for all the things a person needs to live. Win the lottery and in a stroke you're liberated from <i>having</i> to earn a living and in that liberation you can then spend your time doing the things you really love. That's how a dedicated Socialist sees the victory of socialism. It's like the lottery dream. Come the revolution, or even just come the right legislation, they win the lottery so to speak, and never have to worry about money and bills ever again. The trouble is, the lottery is a chimera and if everyone wins the lottery all at once, no one wins.[/html]

 

 

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The thing about the Socialist utopia "lottery" Halli is that it only makes everyone equal in misery (except for the leftist elites).

"Justified" sounds like a projecting leftist moron called Philidelphia Steve trolling at Flopping Aces who keeps up a mantra of "Conservatives Hate America and its military" (Most, i.e. 94%+, of the US Military is VERY conservative, but hey, why cloud the lefts mind with reality) and other insane tyrades consisting of pre-generated quotes and spoon fed idiocy. This shows in the writer's use of sex and "evil" Chrisitans as scapegoats.

Hate to tell this useles idiot "Justified", but I have two kids and have sex with my wife as much as possible. But hey, you are free to live in your dreamworld, Justified, just know it is a nightmare for those of use who want freedom, limited government, economic prosperity, good medicine, and to enjoy the fruits of our labors (which you would confiscate).

"Justified" needs to do some research. Socialists bash Christianity but give Islam pass after pass no matter how genocidal Islam's acts are. These Islamic acts are happening NOW, not 700 years ago. Robert Spencer's books are a great start "Justified". Read and learn.

 

 

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Welcome back Tankograd.
You've been missed.

 

 

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Laika,

I was working for the future of the Party

//Char off//
Thanks. Between the Army keeping me busy and both of my boys being sick (which the Army made sure I had time to deal with them and they are both ok now) I have been away. Now I have to get back into character over the next few posts
//Char on//

Ahh... My apologies. The gulags in the upper reaches are a little... rustic.

 

 

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Yes, Tankograd, welcome back. I hope that you had a productive time oppressing the proles. Me, I've had some specially made golf shoes so that I leave spike marks up their backs to remember me by.

 

 

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Oppressing is such a... harsh word. We would not want our "sheeple" to get riled at it.

Instead, let us say I was "re-educating" them in correct Party Approved Thought.

//Char off//

Missed one obvious aspect of "justified's" stupidity: the predictable want of and call for murderous violence against other political ideologies, Christians. The next rant from the left usually calls for the death of all Jewish people while mislabeling conservatives as "NAZIs" (which, as pointed out in other places is a lie).

"WE CAN ALWAYS USE A JESUS-FREAK AS TARGET PRACTICE FOR THE N.W.O. ARMY."

The lust of the leftists for wanton murder and genocide knows no bounds. I wonder if this person would ever consider using a jihadist "Mohamud-Freak" as "target practice" considering it is they who demand the death of everything the left supposedly stands for?

My guess is no, considering it would require courage on the leftist's part and they themselves have stated that they have none in this reguard.
//Char on//

As for our beloved useful idiot "Justified", a little advice:

1. Caps Lock is not you friend. Use the shift key.
2. We are not supposed to let the cat out of the bag that Communists/Socialists (National and/or Global) desire to kill and oppress any who stand in their way. Our overzealous Islamic friends did this and Al Queada is losing on just about every front. Its leaders are decimated. Its bases outside the most inaccessible areas of Pakistan are being destroyed. Even the Saudis are moving against them!

Allowing the capitalists to know what is truly in store for them (genocide) is a 'no-no' for the left. Unless you want to end up "purged" by the Proles or ranting commically from deep in some cave.

 

 

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[html]One of our comrades named Dave Lindorff has also let the cat out of the bag by being too, er, zealous, I think that's the word, in public. Now here, that's one thing, but in the world at large? He wrote <a href="https://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2007 ... html">this piece</a>. Now I agree with him utterly of course and will go to the barricades with him, er, following him. No need for me to be too zealous when others will do it for me.

But his intemperate explosion occasioned some wingnut to respond with <a href="https://www.jessicaswell.com/mt/archive ... l">this</a> and it is my opinion that this wingnut ought to be crucified. Say, having to listen to five choruses of "Memories" by Barbra.[/html]

 

 

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Yes Theo, see what happens when we let the useful idiots run amok! They go calling for the deaths of conservatives and the destruction of all who oppose them. This, in turn, awakens the conservatives and reminds them why they must stand against the leftists.

It will take years of re-education to put the right to sleep again. With morons like that guy from Philly (wonder if he is that "Steve" guy I mentioned above) letting the left's true intentions and murderous.... err, "utopian" desires out, that sleep time will never come!

Purge them all and let Lennin sort them out for they are delaying the rise of the Party! I bet they even voted against Hillary in Iowa too.

 

 

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I bet they even voted against Hillary in Iowa too.

Lies! Nobody voted against Hillary in Iowa! The votes were rigged!!! The Christofascists crossed the lines and voted for Obama to hurt Her!!!! Bush bribed them!!!1!! No! He bussed in loads of liquored-up white bigot heterosexual southerners and had Haliburton rig the voting computers! HILLARY DID NOT LOSE IN IOWA!!!11111!!111!!!

 

 

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Ivan,

Calm yourself, Hillary has spoken on another thread of her grand plan to make herself the "underdog" and "come back kid".

All is well.

 

 

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Comrade TankoGrad wrote:I bet they even voted against Hillary in Iowa too.

According to Mr. Lindorff Iowans should be classified as troglodytes.

 

 

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[html]I have read that the triage rooms in the hospitals surrounding Our Many Titted Empress' campaign headquarters were full. This may explain it.
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Even Brittany was distraught after the snubbing Her Excellency received last night in Iowa. It was so bad that the police had to drag her from her trailer park and take her to the psych ward!

*sniff*

 

 

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Was Brittany able to notice the difference?

 

 

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Drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and you'll be surprised what you get--James Carville.

Dear Britney. Down to a hundred? That's about one sniff, isn't it?

 

 


 
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