W.S. Palimpsest gained academic acclaim with the
discovery of the famous "Vanishing Sustenance"
principle, according to which the more Americans
eat, the more food mysteriously disappears in
Third World countries.

He developed, at an early age, a profound sense
of guilt over his privileged bourgeois station in life.
He grew to identify strongly with the oppressed
classes and to deplore American capitalism, which
forces the people of the world to work for a living.

He is also our pharmaceutical connection for
everything from Viagra to every Mexican anti-
depressant you've ever heard of and several
available only in downtown Darfur.