In just three years Obama has emancipated 12 million former wage earners, adding them to the glorious Food Stamp program - that is a victorious 38% increase for a total of 44 million. No longer exploited for their labor, these men and women are free to live a sparse life without the stress of unnecessary choices, or the burden of supporting the decadent consumer society. Those who once were mere cogs in the monstrous capitalist planet-raping machine, now can enjoy a guilt-free life of government dependency.
As impressive as Obama's success has been, there still remain those who are bitterly clinging to self-reliance - a debilitation condition caused by false consciousness, the dark legacy of capitalist propaganda. To those still shackled to a job: do not give up hope! Our progress is unstoppable! Obama has plans for many more regulations and taxes - a tried and true way to beat back the vicious creation of jobs and prosperity in the reactionary private sector.
Soon you too will enjoy a scant existence with your very own Obamacard. Experience the glory of heroic and selfless sacrifice for the Greater Good™ as your children grow up loving the indiscriminate largess of the government's giving hand!
These are glorious times, comrades! The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ is close at hand. We all must work tirelessly to ensure that Obama is not defeated by the evil Koch Brothers' Republican puppets. The future is in your hands!
Obamacard Food Stamp Electronic Wealth Transfer is preferred by 5 out of 5 government officials.
I have a question--Does working in a Federal job count the same as being dependent on the Government? Dear Leader (PBUH) in his glorious wisdom-- has added millions to the Federal Payroll, and by definition, they depend on the Government for support, and the working output is essentially equal...
What is the Current Truth?
We kill two capitalists with one card!!
Rest assured I will make no profit from this. Instead, I will put it in writing here and now that all proceeds from the sales of these cards will be donated to my awareness foundation, Caring and Raising Awareness by Pinkie (CRAP).
CRAP has been made possible by Obama's Stimulus, other government grants, and taxpayers like you.
(Please carry on with the conversation without me, I'm all verklempt...)
OK, I'll quit now.
Mr. Loudon could get his wish for the same free talent, too, if he wasn't so misinformed as to think government should be confined solely to protecting its citizens from criminals and external enemies, most of whom are millionaires, billionaires, and corporate jet owners.
Government should protect us from EVERYTHING!
You know, it's true that taxpayers are the Money Tree!
http://www.newsmax.com/Headline/Armey-O ... ode=C9A2-1
Mr. Loudon is a fine man, recognizing red-of-tooth-and-claw socialism when he sees it. I only worry that he is not tough enough to steal the pencils of a blind man, rob Granny's social security, ration Grandpa's health care, and all the while blame the RethugliKKKans for it.
Perhaps, Pinkie, you could offer him a toughening-up course? I know from first-hand experience that you wield a mean shovel at the slightest hint of offense against True Progressivism. So take him under your wing.
He needs it. And our Many Titted Empress demands it.
I mean uh, our Glorious program to help ever more of The Less Fortunate™ has started to bear fruit. Hopefully, The Party can double the number of recipients by next year. We will also carefully monitor to make sure all Food Stamp recipients are also registered voters, that they all vote and that their votes are counted correctly, if you what I mean.
"Bourgeois class domination is undoubtedly an historical necessity, but, so too, the rising of the working class against it. Capital is an historical necessity, but, so too, its grave digger, the socialist proletariat."
-Rosa Luxemburg, Martyr for a Shovel-Based Social Order
You know, like the one we have here.
If this has already been noted in the glorious blogs by the Party then please forgive a humble servant of the system, my Chrashotsky 2000 computer sometimes is infected with capitalist pig viruses and I don't get all the latest news.
Of course we here, we made progs, will be able to jump line and get treatment. And I refuse to think that if there is no money in medicine that there will be no advances. Because I will that I shall have the medicine that I need, any time and any place.
I, Father Prog, will it, and my will is steelier than Nanski's our our Many Titted Empress's.
As far as Barack Hussein Odimbo, Ummm Ummm Ummm, goes, he's skinny because he can never keep food in his body because he has to make room for the hand of George Soros or Bill Ayers, or sometimes he gets it from both.
This is the great truth of Proggery: the sins of the fathers will be inherited by our enemy. Our sins count for nothing.
Canada outlawed them, because it wasn't fair that people who had money could jump the line.
This was right before a spate of stories about Canadian government officials--premiers &c.--who, on receiving a bad medical diagnosis, went directly to the USSA.
Well, if they were Made Progs, that's okay.
Wait. Wait. If medicine cannot be profitable, then where will the advances come from?
DO YOU THINK THAT IF THE USSR HADN'T BEEN COMMUNIST THEN STALIN MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE?
"You made the bill, you pay the bill"
Hospitals do set up payment plans after all.I'd be one of the worst off by the way, no insurance and mostly broke, but I'd pay my bill if need be.
Owing to confusion over the bill, I talked to accounts payable. The woman told me she'd let it for for 90% of the value; I sighed. She said, "I'll call you tomorrow." Tomorrow she said that they'd cut it to $60K, or 1/5, mind. Ron said that was about the cost.
They did that because I'd paid religiously every month for two years. Then after a year's more payment, they without my asking cut it to $200/month.
Things picked for me a lot and this was paid off, but the story of this is pay your bill religiously and they just might take pity on you and give it to you for cost, if they believe that you alone are taking responsibility.
We must count ourselves lucky that we live under the thumb of such a magnanimous leader as dear leader obama. He has looked down and saw our devastated lives and has granted us the use of a card that has lifted us from devastation to bare existence. Who else would bestow upon the working class the splendor of such a life. Why.....just the other day I went to commissary and bought a half a gram of spam to go with my free weekly beet ration. I was so happy I was in tears. Yes...the obama card is always with me (they said it had to be.)
Bear in mind, that in "The Emperor's New Clothes," the little boy pointed out that the emperor was in fact nude. And the parade went on just as before.
We do not know what happened to the little boy. These days he's have been Joe the Plummered.