Out: Truth, Justice, and The American Way.
In: Diversity, Social Justice, and The Progressive Way.
In: Super Non-Gender-Specific Person.
Out: Fortress of Solitude.
In: Fortress of The Collective (offering sanctuary to other illegals).
Out: Justice League.
In: International Justice Union of Public Service Superheroes.
Out: Good vs Evil.
In: More nuanced, less judgmental view.
Out: Crime fighting.
In: Superpowers to be used only to save the earth from capitalism and bad choices.
We have already seen the ascendancy of the progressive Superhero in the White House, and now we will have one in the skies above. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Non-Gender-Specific Person! He/her/it is here to protect us from ourselves and America's villains - Rush, Palin, Beck, and Breitbart.
Frustrated with the limits on Obama's powers, progressives long for a leader with dictatorial authority. Superman is just the ticket - an unstoppable enforcer of environmental regulations and healthcare legislation. There won't be a damn thing those teabaggers can do about it.
In COMPLETELY UNRELATED news, Clark Kent, formerly of the Daily Planet, has been named editor-in-chief at The New York Times.
Thomas Jefferson and his 700 slaves won't answer my call.
Why all the misery around here? Lady gaga is having the time of her life. Adam Sandler is singing his tunes. Natalie Portman is dancing in the dough.
American Idol has a huge audience, perhaps i should join it.
All we need is for someone to write another book and make a movie out of it, then there will be a rooster in every pot!
The American way is majority law (U.S. Constitution) constrained by natural/moral law (Declaration of Independence).
The anti-American way is minority law (Marxism, Fascism, Islamo-Fascism, etc.) un-constrained by natural/moral law.
Or maybe you do it just to get another bumper sticker for your mom:
Either way, you've really outdone yourself this time.
You, Superkommissar Maksim, are MY Super Non-Gender Specific Person!
Up, up, and away with higher taxes, government spending, and entitlement programs!
For starters, how about some moobs/boobs? And instead of the tights, he could wear mom pants like Obama, and a big wide spiky belt like Michelle always wears. Oh, and instead of the cape, put him in one of Michelle's crookedly buttoned cardigans.
Replace the boots with either Birkenstock sandals or Lanvin sneakers with sparkly pink toe-caps, darken his skin, and change the color scheme of his outfit to a less jingoistic and more Progressive palette, like green for the planet and purple for the unions.
And maybe some flowers in his hair.
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
More powerful than a wind turbine . . .
Able to make leaps in liberal logic with a single bound . . .
OUT: Superman. As in Out of the closet
IN: Coming out.
OUT:Fear of Kryptonite
IN: Fear of Carbon Credits
IN: The United Nations
(prog off) After reading this SuperCrap, I can't wait for the Batman comic book where the batman fights Al Queda. O wait, they killed that idea off. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Terror,_Batman!
Because the idea of going into a another country to kill known terrorists is just sooooo far fetched and would most likely never happen. Especially under a Democratic President who would never torture people to get information. Wait a sec.........
What's kryptonite to me is Fox News. Talk radio. Tax cuts. Individual responsibility. A nation with no entitlement programs.
I fear having to go through life without the government there to protect me every step of the way.
I've always thought "Footprints in the Sand" had it all bass-ackwards. When I'm having one of my Putinka-induced hallucinations that allow me to look back on my life and I see two sets of footprints, those are the worst times of my life. Those are the times when Republicans are in power, and they're always next to me, all around me, bugging me--but will they ever pick me up and carry me? Ha!
"Stop being so lazy, Pinkie!" Republicans sneer, as they kick the sand into my face. "You're on your own--do your own damn walking!"
I only ever want to see one set of footprints. I want the government to always carry me.
Because I'm entitled to it, dammit!