VIDEO: Red Square in Colorado, Now With More Shakedown

Shakedown Socialism by Oleg Atbashian at Liberty on the Rocks in Colorado Springs
Live podcast on Ustream.TV, August 23, 2011
Link to the unedited archive video: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/16837952

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Oh Dearest Crimson Trapezoid, Beloved by All, People's Director What a refreshing, and so very informative session, that was followed, I'm sure with much toasting and signing of autographs. I really enjoyed hearing you, Dear Leader.(yawn)

Do you have a schedule of your (non-ending it seems) book tour that you can post for the collective so that we might get the chance to .....er.......er...hear your most important message? BTW- Are you securing lodging at various Party dachas across the vast expanse that is the USSA? (covertly, I would bet that you are conducting inspections of said residences)....I do hope that you will give the Inner Party ™ officials a head's up when you are descending upon us..wink...wink...??? I would hate to be caught....er....I mean I would have to direct my kitchen staff to prepare a fabulous feast for such a most honored visit. Better yet, I will personally prepare it! Now please excuse me, your most esteemed Supremeness....Oh my dear Stalin,...is that even a word?...I am off on most urgent Party ™ business.
 

Comrade Che, I cannot help but think the "Liberty on the Rocks" mentioned above is more of Comrade Squares (PBUH)attempt to liberate these prols minds by inviting them to free their thinking behind a pickax in the peoples collective coal works™. While not a shovel, it is certain to empty their minds of any silly capitalist "work for pay™" nonsense, and after some invigorating beet vodka and pickled feed corn, who can complain about a day of well spent peoples service?
The World of Next Tuesday™ awaits!
 

This is all fine and good... but... we need the after hours footage--- when you say what you really want to say after a few brews...
 

Hail our Great Leader Red Square! Without his constant diligence and determination, we would all be full blown capitalists by now, complete with our own businesses and individual liberties, a no-no in this great age of Obama and Pelosi! Remember we must revolutionize the revolution, so we can be revolutionary in this age of revolutions. So lets continue to convert this society, revert it, pervert it and other forms of "vert". To our comrade Buffon, our great leader sent this after hours video, taken at a reputable establishment called "The Crazy Kremlin." You can hear our great leader Red Square whistling and enjoying the fun around 2:40 marker on the video. Boy, I wish I was there!
 

I am outraged and distressed by this video. Who is this Oleg character impersonating our esteemed comrade Red Square? Criticizing the People's teachers for their excellent education, mocking our principles. Red Square, I cannot believe you haven't visited the Department of Telecommunications Office and used up your long-distance rations calling the foul state of Colorado. Something must be done! . . . For my part, I am transcribing this video and making a full report to the Department of Disinformation, Attack Watch, and Keith Olbermann. That Oleg will rue the day he dreamed up this scheme to indoctrinate the poorly educated yokels in Colorado.
 

 

Here's the real headline:

Colorado's "Liberty on the Rocks" gives Rocky Mountain "Hi" to Red Square, Author of "," inventor of , the "Michael Angelo of Modern Agit-Prop," and veteran of many other and without teleprompter.

--KOOK