Groupthink

by Dr. Salima al-Kurgman
Ever since the confrontation between the West and began, the question "Why do they hate us?" has been topping the charts among Western leaders and intellectuals, tormenting minds and souls of the Western populace prone to introspection.
Considering the magnitude of the problem, we have assumed that the same question similarly torments the minds of prominent Muslims in the lands of . And indeed, our special Bridge-Building survey has determined that from Saudi Arabia to Iran to Afghanistan, in the halls of the prestigious Islamic universities and government palaces, prominent Muslims are asking the same questions: "Why us? Why the terror alert system? Why security checks at airports?"
Next in our Bridge-Building Series we will ask prominent Muslims to clarify their positions on such burning questions as Slavery Reparations, Free Unlimited Universal Healthcare, Transgendered Marriage, Lawsuits Against Rich Pharmaceutical Companies, McCarthyism, and Removal of God from Pledge of Allegiance.

General Ivan
From Translater the general was to busy working on peoples cube (see picture at top of page) he had one day off at gulag he picked up cigarettes gaurd had dropped and reurned them. The general says to remind everyone no- no not the Bill Clinton thing again General .How about Burkas ,females in schools , removal of female genatalia, incest and family rape, Family killings of females,and zero tolerenace of non muslim. Oh yea peoples cube writer person the general wants to know where's the qoute from The great JOn Kerri???He mumbled something about one of the greatest leaders of the 21st century before falling asleep!!
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda
Why do we hate them? Hmm....lack of personal hygiene immediately comes to mind.
Oh, and the fact that they're animals disguised as people, fooling the Proletariate!
Premier Betty
S.A.F. Marshal Pravda
Kommissar Vodkov
Shame on you comrades! These men are the last line of defense against Western Imperialism. Our hopes of progressive society depend on them! They deserve better than this reactionary slander. I'm calling the NKVD...
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Kommissar Vodkov, let us restrain ourselves a bit here, do not get your red shorts in a bunch. There is no need to call "The Guild" or the ACLU on this matter. It is perfectly acceptable for a Party member to call someone else a "monkey" because it just further reinforces our claim that man (and womyn!) both evolved from ape, equally. Now then, if Premier Betty were say ummm, a republican, then his claim would be a racist insensitive remark which is not protected by first amendment rights. Then and only then should you call the proper authorities and have someone removed from collective sight. Also denounce their friends, family and co-workers just to be safe. Oh, and call socialist services and have their kids taken away from them as well, just to add a bit of progressive vindictive flare.
Kommissar Vodkov
I apologize for my overzealousness. I blame my bourgeois background for this lapse. I have not yet fully understood that by becoming a progressive person (I almost wrote "individual" - shame on me!), I have the right to say things that the class enemies may not utter. I'm working hard modifying my thought processes so they may become politically correct. I implore that I be given a chance and not reported to the Thought Police.
Comrade Clyde
Comrades, we hate them because they are junkies! Religion is the opium of the people. Only those who have found the cleansing nirvana of atheism are worthy of not being despised.
Their new friend Senor Chavez also shows disturbing signs of improper beliefs for a Marxist. Why, he accuses the capitalist roader Bush of being the Devil? But logically, if there is no God, how can there be a Devil? Or is that too Manichaean a construct?
Kommissar Vodkov
Comrade Clyde,
We Marxists do not have to be logically consistent. If we were, we would not be Marxists to begin with. Logical consistency is a reactionary invention anyway. Comrade Chaves has done nothing wrong!
Laika the Space Dog
Premier Betty
Are they endanger of being hunted to extinction?
Laika the Space Dog
Comrade Clyde
They are some fugly people. This is what happens when your parents were first cousins and the family tree doesn't branch...
Red Square
Comrade Otis
Freedom
Red Square
Margaret
lancelotty
The " Brain of the World", as comrade Ceausescu was named by the happiest part of the romanian people, in the late 70's used to meet freqvently Yassir Arafat ( Fedayye ) the leader of the Palestine Liberation Front. They spent a lot of good time together because their inner world and personal struggle were common : to do their best for the common good of their People. They've knew the basic : without people there is no greatness, no money, no fight against the rotten capitalists. In their friendly cooperation- were they TOO close, I wonder ? - something is hidden.
My guess : In what Ceausescu was really interested is personal power and fame, a Nobel Peace Price is famous alright, that's why his dream was to mediate peace in the Middle East ; Arafat was ready to do anything for the "sempervivum" state of mind of his fellowship : killing Jews!
Ironicly, Arafat has got the Nobel Price for Peace - just think, how our western world is sometimes unlinked to the real merit, while Ceausescu's got some bulletts on 25 Dec. 1989 !

Anochi
saveaworld
saveaworld
Comrades:
I thought a long time, long long long time about this and also had a prolitariate about it.
But yes, this must be said.
What if there were no Palistinians?
Palistinians are a failure.
Right now, yes, right now they are rampaging and killing one another.
The land which the Jewish people love and where they have lived for over 3,000 years has been turned into a place of mayhem.
Imagine there's no Palistinians, it's easy if you try
nothing to die for, no suicide bombers too .....
General Ivan
Even without Peace loving Palistinians the pilgrims migrating in and out of gaza to various religious shrines is staggering and the vacuum from the Palistinians would quickly be filled by the 30 million other muslim/Islamic antisematic jew hating Arabs from (insert country of choice here) that live for the enjoyment of killing or maiming Jews or Jewish supporters. Remember all the furor over the wall being built around Gaza and the leftwing pundits (including the U.N.) all screamed we are a bunch of whiney babys that see no use for this stupid wall because we can't see school buses of Jewish kids blown to pieces next to the coffee shop destroyed the day before buy a young women in a Burka with a bomb strapped on her MSM MSMBC ABD they all interviewed jon KeRRi on the matter....
saveaworld
I guess we can't let the vacuum get refilled. No replacements accepted. sorry.
Laika the Space Dog
Comrade Hasan
I apologize comrades. Our suicide belts emit way too much green house gases, which in turn aggravates the current global warming crisis. The other problems is that our terrorist taxes favor rich Jihadists over the poor ones.
Adnan Hajj
Commissar_Elliott
I think it's because we live in a country where unfortunately, we have people who want to kill them, we must embrace multiculturalism people!
melonieperfect
Che Gourmet
Commissarka Pinkie
Why, just the other night I was watching a documentary, must've been on the NGC or Animal Planet, and they showed a pride of peace-loving lions strapping explosives to one of their cubs so they could "send a message" to those bloodthirsty no-good gazelles who think they're entitled to their own little space in the savanna.
Premier Betty