As Commissar of Motherland Security, I will immediately requisition 200,000 decks to supply air raid shelters and Chicago elementary schools with politically reliable entertainment. My personal favorites: IRON, CASH, BITTER and FATHER!
I am humbled by your inclusion of the Che' in your superb deck of playing cards. As a revolutionary of the people, I have been honored numerous times. Your homage to my marketing skills is somewhat misplaced, however. The Visual Agitation Department and Central PLanning has done all of the work, and therefore must receive all of the profits. I say, use my likeness for any purpose the Party wishes. I plan to order some posters for the restaurant. Do they come framed, or have you a recommended vendor who could do this? KUDOS to you and your hardworking associates, Sir.
No one does it better than the CUBE!
(*can't do the red blue and pumice thing so please help me and I will continue to dig this trench*)
They will never be accepted in Chicagograd.
Use Gov Blaggo as the 5th ACE?? Why not add a whole NEW suit ?? Clubs-Diamonds-Hearts-Spades AND Acorns ??
My stash of corn cobs has run out and I need a suitable replacement ASAP?
I think the one below might better sum it up………
(Get your minds out of the gutter)
What I found looking around was quite an eye-opener and it is a true testament to the Ministry of MiS-Information's Mission (MSM) of keeping the facts generic and suppressed.
Though the title of Red Square's Soros' card "Cash" is both accurate and succinct, after a little reasearch I feel that the card below might sum it up better......
Here's a starting point with references :
Buenas Dias comrade and a merry Winter Solstice Holiday (Gaia be praised) to you!
I do hope you are not defaming (but only honoring) our own Daddy Warbucks, i.e.: the "good" George? He is indeed the model that all progressives should emulate.
While the writer in the aforementioned artilce is literally, quite talented, with the absolute power that the George wields, the blasphemous traitor won't have too long to live in our World of This Tuesday! Soros is our global ambassator, and held in very high regard by the Party.
Viva La' Revolution, comrade Robot! I must now go and prepare a feast of epic proportions to feed the Inner Circle!
Full appologies to Red Square but his Queen of Hearts in my opinion was just not quite accurate enough with the title Glass Ceiling and did not clearly reflect her performance during the recent presidential campaign season. The poorly doctored card below is my re-interpretation......
Thanks for sharing
(PS: Sorry for the inexcusably poor Hack-Job on your most excellent card deck!)
Because , dammit!
Don't give me any lip about how no one here knows who Danielle is or what she looks like--I know, and that's all that matters, dammit!
And what do you mean, "How does she fit in with the rest of the cards?" Who says she has to? The Card Fairy? I say she doesn't, because I'M PINKIE OBAMA! Dammit!
And another thing. You put a plastic dish of M & M's on my dressing table this evening. I specifically said I wanted them served in Waterford crystal ONLY, dammit! Plus you forgot to remove all the orange M & M's--AGAIN! Now I'll have nothing but bad karma till the next full moon.
For that matter, so will you.
Don't forget what happened the last time you tried telling me you have a life "too" like you think you're as equal as I am.
I'll be back on Monday with an even longer list of unreasonable demands, so get cracking. Do I have to do everything around here?
When you do that much creative meditating you are sure to miss things.
I'm not quite sure though how you're Pinkie Obama. Was this a special dispensation from Rev. Jeremiah Wright in the few milliseconds when he was not saying, "God DAMN America!"? I'd think that Missy Michelle might not like the suggestion that His O'liness had two Hos for O.
Where is my card? The most important card in the deck, you idiot! You have a short memory! Come and dine with me, I will help you get your memory refreshment, uh, refreshed.
This is what goes on the damn card!
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC ['Victorious Cross'], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.
Is there a connection? Well?
Skinnee Jay: Nice avatar. Would you be one of the Sailor Scouts? I thought they all disbanded to join the Obama Youth so they could use their special powers to spread Hope and Change throughout the universe.
And if it means you're a gurl, then that will greatly excite The Man With The Hand That Holds The Cube. He tends to drop it with a great surprised clunk every time a new female wanders into The Collective.
Oh, and can anyone tell me how to do that "TM" thing? Thanks for sharing!
Hamas is good because when Hamas tries to blow up Israelis and they screw up and get hurt and try to go back to Palestine, the Palestinians won't have them and the Israeli hospitals treat the people who tried to kill them.
That makes Hamas good and Israel bad. Get it?
Remember: actions do not have direct consequences.
I'll bet you're really happy that Comrade Dr. Strangelove gave you a translator for the Solstice Holiday. I know I am. Is it derived from Swahili? Our Obamessiah speaks this dialect too,(as do all Kenyans) Has Commissar Theocritis tossed some bling your way, yet for your tireless promotion of his new $$$ grabbing scheme?
And Comrade Skinnee Jay, what is this bullshit about our glorious Red Square 's <3 than you?
You had better watch what you say about our wonderful Red Trapezoid! He wields the biggest, baddest shovel of all in the collective, prole!
Comrade Che Gourment. I meant The Red Square loves me just like he loves all of us. After all, he fights for the The People.
Our teacher made us read that book, by the way. I live in Israel, so maybe it isn't so good if an Israeli teacher told you to read it.
For this you are sentenced to cleaning off the remnants of the talent-shitting bird on the Rancho de Rio Grande.
Hamas + Marxism=Hamarxism.
Please use that color job on the whole picture:
- http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3075 ... yanba8.jpg
Also, please don't resize. Thanks, comrade!
Edit: There's something wrong with posting links. So you'll have to copy-paste it. I isolated it to make it easier for you comrade. Thanks for Sharing(tm).
I may do your request some other day when I have more free time. But you must justify the relevance of such work to advancing the Party cause, class struggle, and establishing the proletarian dictatorship. At this point the only connection I can see is weakening of the conservative bourgeois morals through pedophilia.
The guys go to bed with you, but they wake up with me.
Will The Red Square support Sharing(tm) and fill my request?