"Even the names of main acting figures are the same," complains Senior Vice President . "Unlike the DPW deal, however, the DP deal, and the MSM deal, and the Hollywood deal aren't subject to the same scrutiny and aren't going to be delayed by 45 days - even though they pose a much greater threat to national security than our shipping firm," Mr. Michael Moore said.
Some experts agree that it poses certain security risks to the country, to have the International Left running the national news media, education, entertainment, and a political party. These groups can easily sneak in and spread dangerous fabrications, dirty propaganda, or explosive rumors aimed at undermining the US government and destroying American values. They can condition public opinion in favor of a foreign government, group, or ideology - and ultimately lead the country to self-destruction, resulting in its cultural, economic, and political collapse.
But the other Michael Moore, the filmmaker, dismisses this criticism as baseless partisanship.
"This is just the nature of the entertainment business," he said. "Foreign states already operate political and business organizations in the US, with Castro and Chavez having a significant influence in Hollywood. That adds to the diversity and liveliness of our cultural narrative. Let's face it - the US cultural life would be unworkable without major studios controlled by the International Left."
Conservative groups blame the Left's takeover on the Democratic leadership, particularly Howard Dean, whose "intelligence gaps" allowed the Democratic Party to slip under control of MoveOn.org and certain bloggers operating as agents of the International Left.
They issued a report stating that there are major unanswered questions about the backgrounds of the International Left operatives, as well as the "security environment" at the Democratic Party headquarters.
"There are many intelligence gaps concerning the potential for International Left assets to support seditious operations, which precludes an overall threat assessment," the memo says. The document warns about possible "influence" by other foreign countries on the DNC operations that affect security.
Famed Hollywood actor and director George Clooney shrugs it off as nothing new. "In the past, the KGB used to run a huge network of communist agents that infiltrated the US government. So what? Alger Hiss successfully helped to shape the post-WWII world and to set up the UN Organization while taking cues from Moscow. It all worked out for the better and we successfully defeated the critics. Just watch my latest movie Good Night And Good Luck for reference."
Film Actors Guild
Just socialists waiting for the revoltuion to begin!
10. "Not-That-There's-Anything Wrong With That Mountain"
9. "How The West Was Hung"
8. "Little Bathhouse on the Prairie"
7. "For a Few Dollars More We Can Make It a Threesome"
6. "Go West, Young Man...Now South..A Little More To The South... Oh God, Yes! Right There!"
5. "Clint Eastwood's Nightmare"
4. "The Good, The Bad and The Fabulous!"
3. "Broke My Back Mounting Him"
1. "Fun With Dick In James"
Chavez: "Come on, we'll go into Guantanamo and get them out. It'll be just like going into the Sierra Maestra."
Castro: "I got my ass kicked in the Sierra Maestra once."
"Usama - A Rap Opera"
The story about how one progressive thinker and peoples' hero revived the dream of one world-wide totalitarian utopia by cloaking the progressive movement in religion.
Chief Head PeepsProgEntDir, I. A. Boogerevskiy stated: "If only the communists would have seen the brilliance of claiming that their totalitarian dictatorship of the masses was nothing more than a religious movement - they would have fulfilled their dreams 60 years ago. Really - all that had to be done was to claim socialism-communism a religious movement - no one would have objected to their goals no matter how they achieved them. This progressive genius Usama has managed to do this and in very short order and deserves this new movie."
dissident agitator #96
She said he hadn't - then quickly tried to take back the admission, saying, "That's . . . I mean, as far as I know, he supports my position and has said so publicly."
Bill Clinton has hailed Dubai as "a good ally to America [that is] trying to build a new Middle East, they really are" - all while agreeing that congressional critics have a legitimate gripe.""
The folly continues...